Treasure Locators

[+Happy Humphrey]

When on a caching trip, make life easier with one of these! At the same time, dig up gold and silver to cover your expenses. Why don't we all use them, rather than playing about with GPS?

 

Treasure Now

 

There are several deluxe models which you could purchase with the proceeds, too...finding caches up to ten miles away...indispensible.

 

HH

[+Clyde.]

Hey, we would need to dig up a lot of booty just to cover the price of the basic unit

'Dere's gold in dem der mountains'

[dpoet]

The millenium 2000 looks good

 

"The KEYS to locating and pinpointing caches have now been solved"

 

sorted.

[+Mr'D]

Not sure if this one would be allowed????

 

Naughty...

 

[+Teasel]

Wow, check out the PPL Treasure Finder version... $1200 for a single dowsing rod -- no, I'm sorry, "Electro-Chemical Passive Receiver"! The $20,000 Treasure Navigator even comes with GPS! Sure beats a bent coat hanger!

 

Those with the "Gift" might also be interested in the Geo-Puck. While primarily designed to absorb resonant frequencies, a competent dowser could perhaps tap into the re-radiated positive energies, at a fraction of the price?

[+Pharisee]

Wow, check out the PPL Treasure Finder version... $1200 for a single dowsing rod -- no, I'm sorry, "Electro-Chemical Passive Receiver"! The $20,000 Treasure Navigator even comes with GPS! Sure beats a bent coat hanger!

 

Those with the "Gift" might also be interested in the Geo-Puck. While primarily designed to absorb resonant frequencies, a competent dowser could perhaps tap into the re-radiated positive energies, at a fraction of the price?

Do I detect a hint of scepticism here? Where's your faith, Ian?

[+Bill D (wwh)]

Wow, these units can detect buried treasure from ten miles away, and tell you not only exactly where it is but precisely how big it is...

 

I've been looking for the page on their site that says it's all a wind-up, but I can't find the link.

[+McDeHack]

Dam and blast! I knew I should have kept those wire coat hangers

[Sheards]

Surely, if this stuff was so good, they'd be out using it, not trying to sell it?

 

Iain

[+McDeHack]

Surely, if this stuff was so good, they'd be out using it, not trying to sell it?

 

Iain

They must have found all the good stuff. So now they are selling the kits

[+Happy Humphrey]

They say,

If you wish to "try before you buy" simply let us know. Whichever option you feel most comfortable with is up to you. At Fitzgerald’s we want you to know, that your success is very important to us.

That's confidence! Misplaced, I suspect...

 

Someone has bought some of these things;

 

Carl Moreland

 

- they are rather less impressive than advertised (dowsing has never been demonstrated to work in genuine tests). And it seems that gold can only be detected if it's been buried for several years, so a quick trial using your gold ring won't work, unless you bury it now and then wait for a decade or two!

 

HH

[+Nellies Knackers]

Who the hell wants to find gold?? Tupperware is the new gold!

[+McDeHack]

Who the hell wants to find gold?? Tupperware is the new gold!

Me.. It would be more profitable than tupperware and trust me when I tell you, much more exciting.