Oak Valley All-Natural Toilet Paper

[+bartacus]

I'm not sure why I found this cartoon funny. For some reason, it made me think of caching.

 

[+culpc]

Check the labeling to make sure that the active ingredient isn't poison oak!

 

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son!

[+Moore9KSUcats]

I've heard lots of horror stories about kids/people using Poison Ivy as toilet paper... my husband can tell me about the time his scout troop made rope using vines they found in the woods. ... Yep... you guessed it! They used poison ivy vines! Half the kids came down with poison ivy rash. He didn't... despite being one of those that made the rope. We do avoid it, though.. you don't know when that one time may be the time you are now sensitive to it. There is PLENTY of poison ivy/poison oak in the parks in central Texas, and my kids know well how to identify it.

[+honeychile]

Bartacus, if you'd lay off the frozen burritos, this wouldn't be a problem for ya! Sheesh.

 

-honeychile-

 

'*+.,_,.+*'`'*+.,_A joyful heart is good medicine!_,.+*'`'*+.,_,.+*'`

[+majicman]

you know, poop doesn't stick to rabbit fur... (at least, that's what the bear told me!)

 

--majicman

[+Mr. Snazz]

Two guys are out in the woods. One has to do his duty, but has no toilet paper.

 

"Just use a dollar," the other one says.

 

So the guy goes out into the bushes, and after a while he comes back with poop all over his hand.

 

"What happened??" the other one asks.

 

"All I had were three quarters, two dimes and a nickle!"

 

 

[+jhwf44]

Nasty joke, but it is one of the better ones I've heard in a while.

 

jhwf4