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wow. I'm learning a lot about Norway.

 

The 27th International Physics Olympiad (IPhO) was hosted by Norway. The Olympiad took place at the University of Oslo from the 30th of June to July 7th 1996 with participants from 55 countries. The total number of people that was involved in this Physics Olympiad was as follows: 260 students, 107 leaders, a number of observers and visitors, about 40 guides, 24 examinors, about 20 translators, and a staff of about 30 people. The Opening Ceremony took place in Oslo Town Hall on Monday July 1, and the Closing Ceremony was in the Aula of the University of Oslo on Saturday July 6. The final results from the examinations are given below.

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How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?

- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and ask what you want!

 

- How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again?

- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and say: "You can't fool us again!"

 

- How do you sink a Danish submarine?

- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open a window and say: "We're not as stupid as the Norwegians!"

 

- How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

- Give it a Norwegian crew!

 

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the 100 most popular male names in Norway.

The data come from http://www.ssb.no/navn/fornavn-kvinner-100.html Statistics Norway, Statistisk sentralbyrå.

 

* The table below lists names alphabetically.

* The number to the left of the names shows the relative popularity.

 

Male names

87. Alexander

59. Alf

 

19. Anders

 

27. Andreas

 

51. Arild

 

6. Arne

 

88. Arvid

 

75. Asbjørn

 

83. Bjarne

 

3. Bjørn

 

42. Christian

 

63. Dag

 

45. Daniel

 

61. Egil

 

37. Einar

 

49. Eirik

 

80. Eivind

 

18. Erik

 

72. Erling

 

38. Espen

 

77. Finn

 

54. Frank

 

44. Fredrik

 

48. Frode

 

13. Geir

 

26. Gunnar

 

11. Hans

 

24. Harald

 

35. Helge

 

52. Henrik

 

46. Håkon

 

78. Håvard

 

50. Ivar

 

1. Jan

 

90. Jarle

 

81. Jens

 

55. Johan

 

95. Johannes

 

17. John

30. Jon

73. Jonas

97. Jostein

60. Jørgen

99. Jørn

62. Karl

68. Kenneth

84. Kim

5. Kjell

57. Kjetil

8. Knut

 

34. Kristian

 

79. Kristoffer

 

39. Kåre

 

7. Lars

 

40. Leif

 

58. Magne

 

43. Magnus

 

40. Marius

 

23. Martin

 

15. Morten

 

32. Nils

 

10. Odd

 

98. Oddvar

 

70. Ola

 

25. Olav

 

4. Ole

 

94. Ove

 

2. Per

 

64. Petter

 

67. Pål

 

74. Reidar

 

86. Roar

 

93. Robert

 

69. Roger

 

28. Rolf

 

81. Roy

 

20. Rune

 

96. Sigurd

 

91. Simen

 

100. Sindre

 

56. Stein

 

41. Steinar

 

33. Stian

 

66. Stig

 

9. Svein

 

53. Sverre

 

14. Terje

 

16. Thomas

 

76. Thor

 

31. Tom

 

71. Tommy

 

12. Tor

 

85. Torbjørn

 

22. Tore

 

21. Trond

 

92. Trygve

 

89. Vgard

 

65. Vidar

 

47. Øystein

 

36. Øyvind

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And the girls...

 

 

Female names

 

 

68. Anette

32. Anita

38. Ann

20. Anna

1. Anne

93. Aslaug

8. Astrid

35. Aud

19. Bente

11. Berit

10. Bjørg

90. Bodil

86. Brit

 

75. Britt

 

39. Camilla

 

91. Cathrine

 

72. Cecilie

 

63. Eli

 

30. Elin

 

17. Elisabeth

 

29. Ellen

 

23. Else

 

9. Eva

 

13. Gerd

 

55. Grete

 

51. Grethe

 

70. Gro

 

61. Gunn

 

87. Gunvor

 

26. Hanne

 

37. Hege

 

22. Heidi

 

58. Helene

 

14. Hilde

 

31. Ida

 

67. Ingeborg

 

2. Inger

 

6. Ingrid

 

97. Ingunn

 

66. Irene

 

79. Janne

 

94. Jenny

 

48. Jorunn

 

69. Julie

 

73. Karen

 

3. Kari

 

33. Karin

 

96. Karoline

 

56. Kirsten

 

77. Kjersti

 

18. Kristin

 

49. Kristine

 

46. Laila

 

57. Lene

 

82. Lillian

 

28. Linda

 

59. Line

 

74. Linn

 

99. Lisbeth

 

65. Lise

 

5. Liv

 

83. Malin

 

95. Margit

 

64. Mari

 

36. Maria

 

15. Marianne

 

43. Marie

 

4. Marit

 

81. Marte

 

98. Mary

 

62. May

 

54. Mette

 

41. Mona

 

47. Monica

 

16. Nina

 

21. Ragnhild

 

12. Randi

 

40. Reidun

 

89. Rita

 

42. Ruth

 

85. Signe

 

76. Sigrid

 

34. Silje

 

71. Siri

 

50. Sissel

 

80. Siv

 

7. Solveig

 

52. Stine

 

78. Synnøve

 

100. Therese

 

25. Tone

 

88. Tonje

 

84. Torill

 

24. Tove

 

60. Trine

 

44. Turid

 

53. Unni

 

92. Vigdis

 

27. Wenche

 

45. Åse

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Nemi is a Norwegian comic strip, written and drawn by Lise Myhre. It made its first appearance in 1997 under the title Den svarte siden ("The black side" or "The black page"). At that time it was a very dark cartoon about the Black metal and goth subcultures, but Myhre has turned it brighter with the years, although she still frequently publishes strips about serious issues, especially in the larger Saturday panels.

 

The strip is now named Nemi, after the protagonist, and is the second most popular comic strip in Norway, behind Pondus.

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Swede in a Pub

A Swede was in a pub in Norway and a regular customer suggested to him:

- "I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten beer bottles on your head." The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of the peer pressure. The Norwegian smashed the first bottle on the Swede's head, then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles.

- "So, when are you going to smash the tenth bottle?," asked the Swede.

- "I am not a total idiot," the Norwegian replied, "then I would have to give you that $200."

 

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How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?

- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and ask what you want!

 

- How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again?

- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and say: "You can't fool us again!"

 

- How do you sink a Danish submarine?

- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open a window and say: "We're not as stupid as the Norwegians!"

 

- How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

- Give it a Norwegian crew!

 

:):(:);)

 

LOVE IT!!! :D:)B)

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NORWAY haiku's

 

 

 

the noise of a train

over a gaggle of geese

this morning

 

 

snowflakes...

craters

on new asphalt

 

 

cold draught –

through the open door,

winter stars

 

 

almost home…

a buzzard soaring

on spread wings

 

 

a colder day

the gibbous moon

on new ice

 

 

smog…

the faltering patter

of high heels

 

 

dull day

my neighbour’s gate

open

 

-- Odd Gurre Aksnes (English versions by Anatoly Kudryavitsky)

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Wow - lots of info on Norway!

And beautiful pictures!

 

I have a love of cruising (in addition to geocaching and geocoins) so of course I had to look up what cruise lines operate in Norway. Cruising over 1300 nautical miles of beautiful Norway coastline (as of 2005) are the following ships:

 

Ship Name/Operator/ Year Built/ Year Refurb

 

Adriana Plein Cap Croisieres 1972 1998

AIDAblu AIDA Cruises 1990 2004

Akademik Sergey Vavilov Marine Expeditions 1988

Albatros Phoenix Reisen GmbH 1973 2004

Alexander von Humboldt Phoenix Reisen (summer)

Radisson (winter) 1992

Amadea

Amsterdam Holland America Line 2000 2003

Arcadia P&O Cruises 2005

Arielle

Arion Arcalia Shipping 1965 2000

Artemis P&O Cruises 1984 2005

Astor Transocean Cruise Lines 1986 2004

Astoria Transocean Cruise Lines

1981 2003

Asuka NYK Cruises 1991 2002

Athena Arcalia Shipping

1948 2004

Aurora P&O Cruises 2000 2005

 

Black Prince Fred Olsen Cruise Lines 1966 2004

Black Watch Fred Olsen Cruise Lines 1972 2003

Braemar Fred Olsen Cruise Lines

1992 2003

Bremen Hapag-Lloyd

1990 1998

Calypso Louis Cruise Lines 1967 2002

Celebration Carnival Cruise Lines

1987 2003

Century Celebrity Cruises 1995 2006

Clipper Adventures Clipper Cruise Line 1976 2005

Columbus Hapag-Lloyd 1997 2002

Constellation Celebrity Cruises

2002 2004

 

Constellation Helios Shipping 2002

Costa Atlantica Costa Cruises 2000 2003

Costa Classica Costa Cruises 1991 2005

Costa Europa Costa Cruises 1986 2003

Costa Magica Costa Cruises 2004

Costa Romantica Costa Cruises 1993 2003

Crystal Serenity Crystal Cruises 2003

Crystal Symphony Crystal Cruises 1995 2004

Deplhin Hansa Touristik 1975 2002/3

Deplhin Renaissance Deplhin Seereisen GmbH 2000 2004

Deutschland Peter Deilmann Cruises 1998 2005

Endeavour Lindblad Expeditions 1966 2004

Europa Hapag-Lloyd 1999 2005

Explorer Institute for Shipboard Education 2002 2004

Funchal Arcalia Shipping 1961 2003

Golden Princess Princess Cruises 2001 2004

Grand Princess Princess Cruises 1998 2001

Grand Victoria

Grandeur of the Seas Royal Caribbean 1996 2004

Hanseatic Hapag-Lloyd 1991 1999

Hebridean Princess Hebridean Island Cruises 1964 2002

Hebridean Spirit Hebridean Island Cruises 1991 2002

Insignia Oceania Cruises 1999 2001

Jewel of the Seas Royal Caribbean 2004

Kristina Regina Kristina Cruise 1960 2003

Le Diamant Compagnie des Iles du Ponant 1974 2004

Lilli Marlen

Maasdam Holland America Line 1993 2003

Marco Polo Orient Lines 1965 2003

Maxim Gorki Phoenix Reisen GmbH 1969 2003

Mercury Celebrity Cruises 1997 2002

Millennium Celebrity Cruises 2000 2003

Minerva II Swan Hellenic 2001

Mistral

Mona Lisa Holiday Kreuzfahrten 1966

2004

MSC Lirica MSC Cruises 2003

MSC Rhapsody MSC Cruises 1977 2004

Ocean Majesty Majestic International Cruises 1966 2000

Ocean Monarch Majestic International Cruises 1955 2003

Oceana P&O Cruises 2000 2005

Oriana P&O Cruises 1995 2004

Paloma I Hansa Touristik 1980 2000

Polar Star Polar Star Expeditions 1969 2000

Princess Danae Arcalia Shipping 1955 1997

Prinsendam Holland America Line 1988 2003

Queen Elizabeth 2 Cunard Line 1969 2003/4

Queen Mary 2 Cunard Line 2003 2005

Rotterdam Holland America Line 1997 2005

Saga Rose Saga 1965 2003

Saga Ruby Saga 1973 2004

Sapphire Louis Cruise Lines 1967 2004

Sea Cloud Sea Cloud Cruises 1931 2002

Sea Cloud II Sea Cloud Cruises 2001

Sea Princess Princess Cruises 1998 2005

Seabourn Pride Seabourn Cruise 1988 2002

Seabourn Spirit Seabourn Cruise 1989 2003

Seven Seas Mariner Radisson 2001 2003/4

Silver Cloud Silversea 1994 2003

Silver Whisper Silversea 2001 2003

Silver Wind Silversea 1994 2002

 

Star Princess Princess Cruises

2002

The World ResidenSea 2002 2004

Thomson Celebration Thomson 1984 2005

Topaz Japan Peace Boat 1956 1998

Van Gogh Travelscope 1975 2004

Vistamar Plantours & Partners 1989 2004

 

Source: Lloyd's Cruise International Yearbook 2005

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Norwegian Jokes!!!!

 

Little Ole and the Stork

 

Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. He had a puzzled look on his face at he considered the assignment that was due--writing an essay about his origin. He turned to question his mother. "Mama, vere did Grandma come from?" he asked. "Da stork brought her," answered mama Lena. "And vere did yew come from?" asked Little Ole. "Da stork brought me," his mother answered. "And vere did I come from?" Little Ole inquired. "Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew," mama Lena replied. With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil, turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay: "Dere have been no natural births in our family for three yenerations."

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The Train Ride

 

Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride, heading to Minneapolis. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel. "Have you eaten your banana yet?" Ole asked excitedly. "No," replied Lars. "Vell don't touch it den," Ole exclaimed. "I yust took vun bite and vent blind!"

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Music

 

Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars inquired how she was doing with it. "Oh," said Ole, "I persuaded her to svitch to a clarinet." "How come?" asked Lars. "Vell," Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing."

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double post again! sorry!!!

 

Divorce

 

The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena, who had charged non-support. He said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support." "Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. "And vunce in a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself."

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The Smart Swede

 

A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small island. A Cannibal tribe lived on the island, and they imprisoned the three men. The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. First they asked the Norwegian. The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. The cannibals went to find the wife. After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a canoe out of his skin. The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. He got his cigarette. After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a canoe. Then came the Swede's turn - he wanted a fork. He started to punch holes into himself, and yelled: "YOU WON'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME!"

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The Winning Norwegian

 

There was a sandwich machine in a Norwegian factory. Olaf didn't quite understand what the machine was about though. He went to the machine and put his money in the machine and got one sandwich. He was so excited, he put more of his money into the machine and received another sandwich. Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches.

Another worker was wondering what Olaf was doing:

- "Olaf, don't you think you should stop now?"

- "What the hell are you babbling about?! I am just starting to win big!"

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