+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 <<<grabs her lasso and ropes the ole's cuss 'bout the neck Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 drags ole' Peg Leg jake out into the street at high noon Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 say's Jake, we about to have us a hangin' party Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Peg Leg Jake starts to cry right there on the dusty road Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 he say's " Lady tsun, I's so sorry I stole ur gold, I promise to give 'er all back to ya." Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I said; "Jake you ole son of a gun, you best be gettin' my gold back to me, or I'll tan ur hide, you miserable mule." Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Old Peg Leg Jake, swear to me up and down on his momma's grave, he gonna be gettin' that gold back to me. Quote Link to comment
+Toojin Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 no wait just a durn minute, what's a mule doing on my desk? Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I tell ole' Jake, you betta Belize you gonna get that gold back to me, or ur gonna see my smokewagon between ur old yellar eyes. Quote Link to comment
+Toojin Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 tsun, did you let your mule lose? Quote Link to comment
+Toojin Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 oh, the mule is carrying the gold coins Quote Link to comment
+Toojin Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 so it costs less to ship two "gold" coins to Canada Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 He tells me, "Yes, Lady tsun, I be gettin' ur gold back to ya by 3 past the rise of the sun or Toojin & Bart can hang me here now" Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 So I tells Jake, I'll be watching you, take this here mule and bring back my darn gold! Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 (looks like I need to make the story longer...) Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 So I kick ole Peg Leg Jake loose and tell him he best be on his way.. Quote Link to comment
+Toojin Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Somebody else better contribute... I'm getting tape on my keyboard!!! Not to mention the stuff the mule left behind ... Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 meanwhile back at my ranch I am geocaching waiting for Peg Leg jake to bring back my gold Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 ....3 ticks after the sunrise Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I'm leaning against the pole at Miss Kitty's hotel Quote Link to comment
+Toojin Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 ticks, you said ticks after the sunrise? stay away from that sagebrush Pegleg and maybe the ticks won't wake up at sunrise Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 well, I'm calling it a hotel Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 and I see a shadow coming over the hill Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 It's my mule with two saddle bags strapped over it. Quote Link to comment
+slippery_1 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Lives in the almost Great white North of Crazy Canukland. Says eh! and pass the beer ya hosers. Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 My mule, Cletus, has made his way to me but Peg Leg Jake isn't anywhere to be found Quote Link to comment
+Toojin Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 and in the two saddle bags? Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I give good ole cletus a par between his big, dirty ears Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 and I start to open the saddle bags Quote Link to comment
+slippery_1 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 We had Grey Owl and Chief Sitting Bull who I might add according to history never wanted to go back to the USA to be intered in a prison setting. Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 rocks, darned stinkin' rocks Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 so I yell to my posse, "git ur horses, we's goig after Jake, fool tried to do me wrong...." Quote Link to comment
+slippery_1 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Lives in the Only Nation that went to war with the USA and never lost, "War of 1812" Made it almost as far as Washington before being repelled by Unionists. Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I hop up on my trusty steed, Tornado, and make like a tree and leaf. Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I tell my boys, you head south, I'm goin' west... Quote Link to comment
+tsunrisebey Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I thinks to myself, I know where that old coot is hiding, I know right where I's gonna hang the man too Quote Link to comment
+Toojin Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 oh no! you're ridin' out by your lonesome? Quote Link to comment
+Toojin Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 (edited) you need the sharp shootin' LoriDarlin by your side Edited July 2, 2007 by Toojin & Bart Quote Link to comment
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