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Two woman friends had gone for a girl''s night out. Both were

very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotton

over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers.


Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so

they stopped in the cemetery.


One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she

would take off her panties and use them.


Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of

panties and did not wont to ruin them. She was lucky enough to

squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on

it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.


After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.


The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that

his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,

so he phoned the other husband and said :


"These girl night out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect

the worst. . . My wife came home with no panties!!"


"That's nothing' said the other husband, "Mine came back with

a card stuck to her bottom that sead... "From all of us at the Fire

Station. We'll never forget you."



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