Two alcoholics were working late at Baltimore/ Washington Airport. It was between pays and they were broke. Needing a drink pretty bad Jack said to John, "Ya know, I heard on the TV that if you drink jet fuel you'll get drunk and you'll never get a hangover".
John replied, "Right about now, I'll try anything".
So off to the flight line they went. They drank and drank and drank. After an hour, they had the best drunk ever, so they decided that they had better go home.
The next day John called Jack. "That was the best drunk ever!!! I didn't even get a hangover."
"Yeah, I know what you mean", Jack said, "do you want to get together and do it again tonight?"
"Well there's one problem, I can't make it. Say, have you farted yet?" John asked.
"No, Why?" Jack replied.
"I'm in San Diego!"
"Seek and ye shall find"