It's not going to happen. After all, according to the comments in this thread, I'm an obstinant, immature, boring, anal rententive, ridiculus, spiteful, power tripping, rigid, fanatical, pinhead, dick who doesn't care about starving people.
Seriously, to fully understand this particular situation, you would need to be familiar with the friendly kidding that has been going on in Mississippi concerning PMO caches for a long time. Also, the theme of the cache came into play.
The truly ridiculus thing about this is that the cacher has now attempted to log the cache over forty times, with each log receiving the same fate - my delete key - and he has yet to get the message!
In the spirit of the search,
Mark aka Push.