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oldfred

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  1. I was really enjoying caching with my two grandsons and then they discovered GIRLS (they are now 16) Certainly Grandpa cannot compete with THAT ! and their new car. Difficult to cache alone. Then I discovered(Painfully) that I am allergec to Wasp and Bee stings. I now have to carry one of those stab-yourself-in-the-leg thingies for that. Not really sure how much chasing through the woods I need to do. Perhaps we need to establish a new type of cache for OLD FARTS like me. You know something that is accessable with a WALKER. My handle of OLDFRED is apt......I have cleared the advanced age of 66 Listen to ME fellow cachers............... .GETTING OLD AINT FOR SISSIES !
  2. A pitiful ragged man enters a saloon in the old west. Walks accross the scarred wood floor to the long bar with the brass foot rail and the traditional spittoon at the end. He pulls himself up between two cowboys and says to the bartender: "man, I really need a drink, I anint got no money but I will do ANYTHING you say iffn you will just give me a drink." Thinking he might provide some entertainment for the paying customers the bartender says: "Well ok but you gotta do what I say, Then you get the drink.........You see the spittoon at the end of the bar?" "Uhhhhh you mean the one that is full to the top, that hasnt been emptied in a week? The drunk mumbled. "Yep......Thats the one. You Take ONE drink from that spittoon and I'll give you your drink." The drunk thinks a minute, then the craving for the whiskey overcame him, He picked up the container with its quivering contents and........starts drinking, He continues without pause lifting the spittoon up and draining it completely.He throws the brass container accross the room and gasping for breath turns to the bar. He grabs a bottle from the bartender and takes a long pull. "dadgum MAN !" ,,,,,,,,,said the bartender."I only said to take ONE swallow from the spittoon. WHY did you drink it all ?" The drunk explained " I couldn't hep it......IT WAS ALL IN ONE LONG STRING !" quote:The older I get the more I ask "WHY DID I DO THAT ?" OLDFRED [
  3. I only travel once a year so I haven't had any experience since 9-11. I have a Convention in Las Vegas in May and I would like to try some caching there.(Surely someone has cached a bunch of chips for us visitors !) any VEGAS cachers can pass along any tips. I guess trying to carry my StreetPilot in carry on luggage would not be advisable. But would It be O.K. in checked luggage since they now scan everything for bombs ? Hmmmm..Perhaps I will send it to myself via U.P.S., Hell, they would probably lose it. Perhaps some of you have some experience you can pass along. This may have been addressed in previous posts but I have not found any. Note to the forum police : this is my first topic so if I diddn't do it right.......be kind. OLDFRED
  4. WELL........ SINCE I IS "OLD" AND I IS "FRED" Then I thought the natural name would be Shirley.But as they said in Airport. "don't call me shirley. So oldfred will have to do.
  5. Poor Cragerstone, He simply tried to post an Innocent suggestion being a friendly, open, family oriented cacher. quote:I think we should have an official Geocaching honk. BUT !!! The forum police caught him ! Here, let ME throw a stone too.How dare you post such a suggestion. FIE and POOEY on you. Cragerstone, If I come by you I WILL HONK. beep-beep-hoooooonk. and wave too ! OLDFRED
  6. Boy, Miss one little letter and the picture dont work. Here's my cruzin mobile.
  7. CRUZIN to the oldies and caching. What a way to go !
  8. In my vast experience, Its of no use to complain, NO BODY CARES ! Actually, I just want to try my new Avatar.
  9. ------------------------------------------------ Quote from JOHNYREB I'm running out of hobbies that I can do at a National Park!!!!! Sure am getting tired of supporting them with my tax dollars and not reaping any of the benifts. Kinda like paying a Home Owners Association...you pay somebody to tell you what you can't do on your own property. ------------------------------------------------- Much less the National parks. Our local parks have an ordinance prohibiting almost every activity except walking and playing baseball. They Particularly limit Using any radio control items: Planes,cars or boats, either gas or electric. as well as model rockets and any other hobby item. But they built and maintain a FRISBEE "GOLF" COURSE. OLDFRED quote: Old enough to know better.BUT, Frankly, My Dear, I just don't give a dadgum !
  10. I haven't been in caching for very long but really enjoy it especially when I can get my daughter and her two boys to go with me. Unfourtunately, I own a Retail store and will have to let caching go untill after the Holiday season. Working seven days a week sorta takes the energy away from caching. Being over 62 helps too! It may be spring when I get back out and I think alot of people are the same. . . quote:Old enough to know better. BUT, frankly my dear, I just dont give a dadgum!
  11. Nobody has considered all the poor little Tuppers that have to die to produce the ware you want to use. Think of all the little parent-less baby tuppers crying when the older tuppers are trapped and skinned for the HATED ware. They hit them in the head with a baseball bat like the little seals ! OH ! THE HUMANITY ! RubberToe needs a new song for this one instead of the PB&J with a BBB. > > OLDFRED quote:I'm old enough to know better, BUT Frankly my dear, I just dont give a dadgum !
  12. Here it is ELECTION DAY and nobody has complained about any of that. I am SICK of the ads and you know you can't trust any of the jerks ! AND no matter how you vote, It DON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE ! (i ALWAYS VOTE ANYWAY) ****THROW THEM ALL OUT !**** . . . .OLDFRED quote:I'm Old enough to know better,BUT,frankly my dear I just don't give a D.
  13. Here it is ELECTION DAY and nobody has complained about any of that. I am SICK of the ads and you know you can't trust any of the jerks ! AND no matter how you vote, It DON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE ! (i ALWAYS VOTE ANYWAY) ****THROW THEM ALL OUT !**** . . . .OLDFRED quote:I'm Old enough to know better,BUT,frankly my dear I just don't give a D.
  14. I subscribed to support the site since I am having a ball with it. My grandkids love it also. I havent used any of the Member only things but The site is very good without them. OLDFRED's crew will be out again this weekend !
  15. Obviously these are secret government markers for UFOs. Did'nt you see "close encounters"? Next you will want to make Mountains out of your mashed potatoes and play really wierd music to lights in the sky. quote: seems like I'm the example of what NOT to do !
  16. I'M new at all this, which way to the exit ? I been here for six days. quote: NEVER PASS UP A CHANCE TO TAKE A LEAK
  17. I'M new at all this, which way to the exit ? I been here for six days. quote: NEVER PASS UP A CHANCE TO TAKE A LEAK
  18. After reading everything posted on GPS units I had to decide between the GPS V and the Pilot. Boy am I happy with the Pilot. I went from Atlanta to Biloxi (had to donate to the casinos so they can stay open !) and the Pilot is INCREDABLE on a trip. Got back home and finally started casching and it works really well as a handheld unit. Anyone thinking about one won't go wrong if the price doesn't stop you. OLDFRED :rolleyes
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