Well, I grabbed and old lady and dragged her and her packages across the street but she hit me with her cane cause her limo was waiting for her on the other side. I guess that doesn't qualify me, does it?
Well, The old lady thing didn't work out too well so I remembered that picture of those cute little kids begging in their jammies and thought that seemed to work but I don't have cute little kids so I thought a picture of my cute pony we call Houdini because we can't keep her in the pasture and Mandy the hyperactive Black Lab and Chelsea the devil possessed cat. If I got them all together looking cute and maybe sitting on their haunches begging. Well............ Mandy went after the cat who ran up the pony using her loooong claws, the pony started bucking , the cat ended up in a snow drift , Mandy was running in circles and the pony is headed for the woods. It just wasn't a pretty picture.. Sigh...