Not meaning to offend, but I was sent this joke, modified a smidge, and thought I would pass it on. Fellas, please take it as it is intended, as a joke.
Cache On!
Angela Wieske
CROSSING THE RIVER
One day, three men were geocaching and expectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea
of how to do so.
The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was
able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength ..and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after
almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence ... to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
Don't take your organs to heaven, heaven knows we need them here!