Bender

It sunk. we could not find it Magellen claims my sport trak map floats, but i am not gonna test it on purpose. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Garmin may indeed rock, but my friend found out this past weekend that they sink like rocks also. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Cause I do it alone!!! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

The sheep were getting nervous...... Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I would say my favorite part of geocaching is getting all those Mctoys without having to eat all those happy meals Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Dang Snat, you blew it!! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I use mapsend, cause I love my Magellen Bender

Meanwhile, back at the ranch.......... Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Why is abbreviation such a long word? Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I would like to take crddit for there being more civility in the forums. I have not been on much lately. Thank you, Thank you very much. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Don't fall off that 'zuki, sounds like you might hurt yourself if ya do! Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Gas up the mower and gimme that beer Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

I am not religious at all, but I really don't want a bunch of geo geeks prowling around my dead relatives. "Hey, I have an idea.....let's go to a cemetary and play games!". I just don't like it. Sometimes I go to the cemetary to "talk" to my Grampa. I would hate to be interrupted by a geocacher at that point in time. It could lead to the cemetary selling one more plot. I think there are a lot of people who feel very strongly about their "privacy" in a graveyard where their loved ones are buried. I hope I do not offend anyone with this one, it is just how I feel. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

Fart jokes are always funny. Some old farts aren't though. Bender Searching, for the lost Xanadu

You could get longer arms?!?!? Bender

How bout we just toss uncoded hams at each other while we are caching? no noise, no problem!! Bender

Come to Sedalia,MO. stop in at the Wheel Inn drive in and try a goober burger! Right on the corner of 50 and 65. People come from miles around to have these things. Me loves them very much!

Elite is for snobs. Sorry, that is just how I feel Bender

You people are full of crap! Bender

I love my Palm m130!! color screen, sd memory slot, and easy to use! Bender

Someone is always telling me where to go. How could i possibly get lost? Bender

lesbian huh?? Well I am not one of those, but i do share a few of their interests, so what-the-hey?? Bender

If you have ever watched a smoker flick a butt out the window of his car, while behind him on your motorcycle and watch it fly directly into your left eye, you will appreciate why I hate smokers. In his defense though, he did end up hurt lots worse than my eye. Yes. I am serious

Dude! This is one rock hard babe!

When I upgraded the firmware in my sport-trak map, I found that there is now a maximun speed readout. When I am out on the murdercycle I try to get a new high reading. 150mph is tops so far, but I know I can top that! Yes, I am serious.