After receiving a number of critical remarks in logs, I vented my spleen by creating the following list which I would NEVER use but made me feel better.
Responses I’d like to make to logs, but am too polite to actually do it:
1. Cache too hard (See that rating scale? Read it again.)
2. Cache too small (Sorry, couldn’t find a place to put a 50 gallon drum.)
3. Cache container once a food container (Rubbed stinky sneaker socks all over the cache. Should be o.k. now.)
4. Cache on ground, in bush, in tree, in rocks, etc (Everything has to be somewhere.)
5. No hints or hints don’t tell where cache is (It’s in the decon container attached to the bottom of the 3rd fence post to the left of the gate at 294 Southeast Pine Street, Some Where, TX 43210)
6. Cache is not in plain sight (That’s o.k. Your GPS will find it and maybe you can train it to log the find for you, too.)
7. Necessary to look under, over, behind, beside, etc. (See the flashing neon red star on the rock? The cache is under the rock.)
8. Not enough attributes (If you stick your hand in a cactus patch, don’t you expect thorns?)
9. Coordinates off by 45 feet (Take a couple of friends with you. Then you can all be off varying distances and in different directions.
10. Cache too close to business (It’s called support your local economy)
11. Cache container not conventional (Think outside the box—literally)
12. Cache not what I expected (See the ignore button? Click on it)
13. Caches all numbered-hard to remember (Make a list.)
14. Cache won’t last long (Nothing lasts forever)