jave042

All day.

Step #1: (as stated before) DRINK. Step #2 Pray Step # 3 Pretend like you know they way. Step #4 repeat as needed

Cops, angry farmers, Chuck Norris... name it, we have been there.....

Nothing says "hello" like a good old fashioned .... "Honk and Swerve". Last time we did this they jumped out of the brush real fast. We win.

I have found that it helps to give muggles as much attention as they give you. If they are ignoring you, pay no mind. If they are upside your business, time to engage the enemy ... especially if the muggle is a cop.

We believe it is important to write: D. H. D. in the log of really good geocaches. This means, of coarse; "did happy dance!" We actually did this dance at an event cache, if you want some kind of mental picture just think of the movie "Baseketball" Liquor helps...

I think you need to open your eyes and look around you. There are all kinds of geocachers you already know, you just have not converted them to geocaching yet. Seriously, how can anyone turn down the promise of adventure? P.S. Caching in numbers is not only fun... it's wise.

We found a crackpipe and a spoon at a park in Tulsa while geocaching. The cops were right next to us catching speeders so we just brought them over. What a town.....

I hate ticks, deep down... in a special place............ forever. They will soon saturate Oklahoma, unless they already have.

I'm still waiting to meet a fellow geocacher at a bar.

I'd rather be dead than sooner red. amen.

.....Why not?

Okay, yes. But the victory is so much sweeter when the cache is worth the milestone. And besides... you don't HAVE to get back home. Bring a tent or money for a cheep motel next to that shifty looking bar close to the cache. Just have fun with it.

Congrats! We are trying to think of something nice to do for #300. Whatever we do the roof will be tore clean off the place. We enjoy finding a "hole in the wall" dive bar close to a cool cache and buying shots for strangers like it's our birthdays and we all just became fathers at the same time. Just spread the love and post pics for the rest of us to see.

DNF's ARE evil! Everytime we log a DNF we are making a statement: we have failed as cachers and we should have just stayed home and all put on cute little sun dresses and have a fregg'n tea party (that would be a sight). It doesn't matter if its there or not! I don't care. When people post DNF's on our caches it means we got the best of them. AH HAAAA! It's not at all like we are competing with anyone... its just fun for us to cache with this attitude so we only post DNF is we think it is not there.

The only cache that ever mattered is 21 miles: "Rough and Tumble" (GCHD1V). AHHAHHH!!!!!!! It's like a knife in our eye and each passing day it twists a little more!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

We got an FTF on a cache in Perkins, Oklahoma about 30 min after it was published! Word.

FTF prize: rolling papers and a new pair of pants.....

I earned my Eagle in 2000 just a couple of weeks before I turned 18; went from Tiger Cub all the way to the top. The troop folded soon after that so I was the last one. This is too bad because the other troop in town was not as cool as we were.

Since the new year we have noticed quite a bit of blackened earth. We started geocaching with a fire extinguisher and make sure the cigarettes are completely out! I was wondering if anyone's caches have been lost due to the fires....

Two of us are 23 and the other two will both be 21 by the end of the month. Drop us a line if you ever go Caching in Oklahoma.

We got an ftf yesterday and I logged it as soon as we got home. I know if I had not, another cacher in the area would have ran to it with hopes of being FTF. We have met him before and he's a nice guy; it would be unfair to lead him on like that. I have been burned like this before and it sucks! I get over it, but it would be nice to know if it has already been found before I speed 50 miles away just to get an FTF.

We Found a cache in Enid Okla the other day we are pretty sure was full of urine. I got it all over my hands and it ruined the entire cache for me. We laugh about it now but at the time I was pissed about the piss. I'm all about a good joke but this is just unsanitary! Also, an old Boy Scout buddy of mine was telling me about how he has found a couple of joints in caches around his area. Sure, he's big enough to take care of it but just like everyone has been saying.... kids find these too. - Jave042