Hahahaha! thanks for the laugh this A.M. We neither of us have smart phones. Have stupid ones for emergencies. One of us used to work for the Bell System (remember that? AT&T before it became AT&T oh, so many light years ago), and worked in the international division. Think 'tethered to a land line 27/7/365' for decades. Working holidays, working crazy hours. No real interest in having anything that resembles that scenario again!
And remember the techn-saur bit? That's us. No TV, either. Though yes, a computer.
You have all be so! helpful and welcoming. We appreciate it. Going to try to create a new folder and move current caches to old one. Am sure we'll have a zillion more questions.