All You Can Eat Buffets purposely use small in-shell crab legs. They are such a hassle to open they aren’t worth filling up on (still fun to try though).
A brief paragraph describing a cache doesn’t qualify as a protected intellectual property.
Don’t shave or wash for a few days. Wear dirty cloths and sip a bit of booze before you set out. Maybe splash a little on your collar.
No one cares if crazy winos are poking around in the bushes..