WELL WELL WELL WHAT HAVE WE HERE !
It seems 'newbie' 'Dumbledore' has found a vehicle for his rantings.
YES ! , I put our names on a rock..... there were other names on the rock and on other rocks . Those names had faded and so will ours , long before 'mucky-do's' petulant missives have been edged in to the distant archives of this forum and his mum gets him his first long trousers.
There were no derisive comments in the log ; we said the scenery was stark but beautiful and that it was cold . My young son drew a cartoon robot in the log because he has a travel bug of that ilk .
May I also draw to your attention the fact that , (Pickledore- you'd better not read this bit) ,at the top of the hill , about 400 yards , there is a quarry where they regularly blow apart thousands of tons of rock . There is also a car park for about 200 cars and a gift shop and visitors centre where you can take home a tasteful house sign with 'Dunroamin' carved in to it , they also say , and I quote , " or take home as much slate as you can get in your car".....
I'll tell you what , I'll go back next year and if any trace of the heinous crime remains , I will take some coarse graded sand paper and remove it . I'LL EVEN LEAVE SOME BEHIND FOR 'MICKELDORE' IN CASE HE GETS TAKEN SHORT !
ALSO..... To the dear old confused fellow who mentioned the throwing 'KNIFES' at Elmswell ( we spell that K-N-I-V-E-S nowadays ) they were photoshopped in to the picture but I suppose at your time of life it might take longer to explain than you've got left !
LASTLY , To those brave little fellows that offered to put me under my 'engraved' stone, it's all very well hiding behind your keyboards , but just think , you might meet up with me at your next cache ... make sure you bring someone to drive you home . Executed for writing on a stone ? I thought we got all the Nazis.
P.S. ..... I hear the local people are more worried about when 'mickledore' is coming to clear up all the toys he threw out of his pram when saw those 'nasty' sctratches on the 'wuvverly' rock.