Is this still an ongoing thread?
I'd happily volunteer if the money was going to charity.
Maybe we should make it more interesting and have the pillory locked and the keys placed in a tricky cache somewhere near the event?
The first person to find the keys gets to give a forfeit to the victim. Or, if the victim is the one who sets the cache, maybe we could time how long it takes to find the keys. If it's before an allotted time, the volunteer has to undergo a forfeit perhaps?
Could make the whole exercise more interesting!
