A blonde is in a horrible car accident. She prys herself out of the wreckage and is applying makeup as the cops show up.
The cop goes to her, "What happened???!?!?"
"Oh officer," the airhead replies, "I was driving along and suddenly there was a tree in front of me! I swerved to the left, another tree! Then I swerved to the right and there was like another tree! Everywhere I turned the car, officer, there were trees. I finally ended up in this ditch." She motions to her car, as she pops her gum.
The officer looks down the long stretch of road behind her, then turns and takes a long look at the road in front of her. There wasn't a tree in sight for miles, they were in a desert.
After a long suffering sigh, the cop says, "Ma'am, that was your air freshener."