Just drive vehicles like my father drives, that way, if anyone steals it, the thief won't go to jail, they'll go to the crazy house. That is, if they dare to try to drive it with all its wierd quircks that need to be taken care of just right of nothing works. It's a 1984 F-150 with over 350,000 miles and it's 3 tone. 1/8 Red paint, 1/8 grey primer, and 3/4 rust...