Had a great time wandering around the Sea to Sea today, but something very strange has happened.
I was the second to #11 San Vicente after Splashman & Splashette and cadged the T-Shirt. I was so happy with the find that I put it on right away and wore it to go scrounging for #9 (you can read about the misadventure in my post). Anyhoo, while slogging through the underbrush looking for #9 my brand new T-Shirt got kind of, um, icky. So when I got home I immediately put it into the wash to see if I could reclaim it. Fortunately, it came out just fine, but with one startling problem: when I took it out of the wash, it said "TRAIL DAY 2002"! Not only did I get all the stains out, I TOOK AN ENTIRE YEAR OFF THE COTTON' PICKIN' SHIRT!!!
So here's what I want to know:
Did I use the wrong kind of bleach?
Is it possible that the spin cycle spun that sucker right into a time warp and shucked a year off of it?
I'd really like to know, because if I can find out if it was the spin cycle for instance, I plan on taking about thirty-five trips in that puppy myself.
...and if it is the spin cycle, maybe I could reverse the wiring and ADD a year to stuff. If I can do that, I'm gonna put tomorrow's sports section into the thing and exactly one year from now I'll be richer than God...or even Bill Gates!
My wife always said I didn't know what I was doing around the washer - boy howdy - you gals been keeping some big secret from us menfolk all these years?
Where's Einstein when you need him?