Torry

"Groundspeak recently announced their latest venture into satellite television. It seems some misunderstood the GC-TV concept."

"Prom Night is a special time for many young people. It's the parents who tend to be the problem."

"... local health officials are shocked by the sudden growth in porcine sex clubs in the area... "

A SIGN THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN THE WOODS TOO LONG.

Pigs and dogs are both highly intelligent, unlike cats. I'm not so sure about the dogs.

Listen to the pig. Is there a rip in the time-space continuum here? somethings seems off.... That's okay. I scare myself sometimes.

I strongly urge you to get some finds before worrying about putting out caches. Too often folks get so fired up about putting out a cache that they don't realize that it takes some effort to place one. Find some. Try to keep in mind the elements of the ones you truly enjoyed finding and let that guide you in placing your caches.

So, Therman was, like, your dad's brother-in-law? ... or something like that?

... I gotta know. Who's that peeking out from behind Therman?

"Austin was willing to argue about who had the right of way. Bubba was willing to demonstrate who had the right of way. Bubba won."

Give yourself time to settle into the game. Go find some more caches ... and not just caches in parks. You might amaze yourself with how many places are still un-cached.

Is it just me? At the risk of being Torry'd mercilessly: I don't get it Torry. -2q ... for example ...

"Don't even try to lie, guys. Sooner or later we all date one."

"Pigs. Taking over the world one child at a time."

"Dale was willing to work with the horse and pigs. ... and releived the program was to be nothing like he'd once seen in Mexico."

"Hmph. Like we didn't know already."

EVIDENCE THAT YOUR LOCAL RANGER STATION IS HAVING FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES.

"Little Susie's parents had only owned dogs before and thought paper training would be suffcient."

"All seemed normal before the vicious swine attacked..."

Really. I'm going for real.

I gotta go to bed now.

"That last picture Torry posted made me laugh so hard I .... "

(An oldie but a goodie... )

"...following recent complaints the manufacturer plans to drop the line of hormone-laced tequila... "

"...following recent complaints the manufacturer plans to drop the line of hormone-laced tequila... "