Number 6

You really need a GA (Geocachers Anonymous) meeting, but the Wheres and Whens only include street addresses and you can no longer locate a mere street address. Your wife is a group leader at GEOANON. You bought a Garmin GPS V instead of paying your rent. You're three hours late coming back from lunch and you gargle some cheap booze so your boss won't know you've been out geocaching on company time again. You refer to yourself as a Friend of Jeremy I.