majicman

I don't have any pictures, but I once took two hookers on a cache hunt - does that count? --majicman

MAN! I farted so hard it blew that bench over! (Behind me to the right...) --majicman

HeadMJ, How dare you claim to be the HEAD MJ, when everyone knows that the real MJ is majicman (Mark Johnson) ... --majicman

USAF, 1976 - 1988 Denver, CO Tampa, FL Osan AFB, Korea Ray City, CA Moody AFB, GA F4E Radar Technician, Computer Specalist, Joke-teller, Card player (Bid Whist, Spades, Hearts, etc.) --majicman

It's all about having a good excuse to get away from the wife for several hours, come home dirty and exhausted, and to NOT have to answer any questions about where you were and what you were doing... --majicman

God I'm glad he told us that! The suspense was killing me! --majicman

Has anyone else noticed that DC&P seems to be some sort of beastiality reference, or is it my imagination again? --majicman

Actually, the last time someone left a hydrogen bomb in one of my caches, it was much appreciated! You see, I had this pesky neighbor who just wouldn't turn his music down at night... well, I HAD a neighbor... --majicman

ZebraSax, If you are going to insult me, at least have the courtesy to misspell my name correctly. It's majicman. --majicman

Pshaw! Those prices are insignificant! I bought a gallon or Rasin Juice and it was $54,346.00! (How many rasins do you have to squeeze to get a gallon of rasin juice, anyway??) P.S. I heard that sponge juice is even higher! --majicman

I have buried many a cache in an old abandoned cemetery and not ONCE have any of the residence complained about the caches, or the incessant digging that clueless cachers constantly engage in. --majicman

quote:Originally posted by The Leprechauns:I'd like to go visit my anti-location sometime, and then log into the forums. In that anti-forum, I would find: + Majicman is a forum moderator, and everyone accuses Elias of trolling+ Markwell is always beginning his posts with "I know this has probably been discussed someplace before...."+ BruceS posting a lot in the "Getting Started" forum+ Mopar complaining that he can only post late at night after getting home from work+ All of ClayJar's posts beginning with "One time when I was hunting this cool microcache in the city...."; and+ The Leprechauns' avatar is a picture of some good-looking guy with hair. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x I was formerly employed by the Department of Redundancy Department, but I don't work there anymore. Ahhh! To be a forum moderator! Jeez! It would be like The Three Stooges meets the Marx Brothers! What an outstanding idea!! (And we'll call it the "Official Geocaching.com Off Topic and Zany stuff Forum!" I LIVE for that day... --majicman

I like the LOOK of the new forums, but they sure are acting weird!! And I am totally confused. Did the title of this thread change, wasn't this some sort of ranting area before? (I'm so confused now... crying time...) --majicman

quote:Originally posted by dinoprophet:Sorry, we Michiganders thought we were supposed to be incensed at your humor. Must be that Okie accent. (meant to be humorous, not looking to enter a flamewar) Is that right: Michiganders ? Shouldn't it be Mishenanigans? --majicman

Well, Since my Avatar is my ONLY Grandson, heretofore called: "Spaghetti Boy!", I choose it... But, then, I am extremely biased in this matter. --majicman

UMC - It's good to see that SOME of you Michiganers have kept your sense of humor... After all, this is intended to be a GAME and that is for FUN... Right RadMan? --majicman

The point is taken, my reply is removed. The points are frozen, the beast is dead. What is the difference? What indeed is the point? The point is frozen, the beast is late out of Paddington. The point is taken. The clarity is devastating. But where is the ambiguity? It's over there in a box. The point is taken, the beast is moulting, the fluff gets up your nose. The illusion is complete; it is reality, the reality is illusion and the ambiguity is the only truth. But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. The point is taken, the elk is dead, the beast stops at Swindon, Chabrol stops at nothing, I'm having treatment and La Fontaine can get knotted. I must go and take my pills now... --majicman

RadMan, I commend you! Concise, to the point, and on topic! Excellent post. (And thank you for removing the long picture and sig...) --majicman

That's not funny. I am personally offended that you modified my post. I am going to go and have a good cry now... --majicman

Mopar, I thoroughly agree. I don't know why some people can't just overlook other person's minor issues. Shoot, not everyone uses perfect grammar and spells correctly everytime. 'Nuff said... --majicman [This message was edited by majicman on March 27, 2003 at 03:05 PM.]

That's sweet! I wish my wife would cache with me like the first few times she did... --majicman

Me, the majicman being stifled by someone who's background states: ============================== I'm a Good looking married man who lives in Michigan. My wife and I have a cat together actually I brought him to the marriage, he is 13 years old or so and is the greatest cat in the world. I know that sounds dumb but I have no imagination. ============================== OK, I can understand why you, also, would like for me to be silenced... --majicman

OK, enough. Can we stop the childish bickering and get back to the topic of this thread? Jeez! --majicman [This message was edited by majicman on March 27, 2003 at 03:01 PM.]

RadMan - Don't be so hard on yourself! It's no big deal! Trippy1976 - lighten up dude! What are you smoking? --majicman [This message was edited by majicman on March 27, 2003 at 03:00 PM.]

RadMan - Don't be so hard on yourself! It's no big deal! Trippy1976 - I love puppies and butterflies too; and there's nothing better than smoking some parsley - but that is really kinda off-topic... --majicman [This message was edited by majicman on March 28, 2003 at 11:45 AM.]