majicman

And you never know when he might show back up AGAIN!!

I prefer my toothless helper monkey. Criminal be NASTY! --majicman

I know you think I'm still lurking aorund herer somewhere, don't you! --majicman

And by all means, don't forget a spare set of hi heels. You know, sometimes someone sees you on the way into a cache... well, you can't be seen wearing the same hi heels coming out, now can you!

I'm a BIG BABEY!

You husband is here: 65' 45.465" 92' 33.769" Good luck.

Rules were made to be BROKEN! (Just ask Criminal - he does and will!)

It's silly. Actually, not to wax Messianic, I'd much prefer to be didactic than facetious in explaining this, but, there you are. You see, its a question of scale. If I put a big honkin' ammo can cache, then 1 city block radii for all other caches is apt or par. BUT, what if my cache is a mini? I think then that the 528 foot rule is a bit obtuse, and should be reduced porportionally to the size of my cache, say to 314.7 ft. Now, if I hide a micro cache, all bets are off. This miniscule and insignificant container migh be the size of a small matchbox, or even, lets say... a piece of rolled up cheese on a hot day. This much smaller cache container, by its very nature, should invite a greatly reduced perimiter of defense against other caches encroachment; I would guess on the order of at least a magnitude: lets choose 29 ft, 6 and 7/8 inches... run that up the flagpole, and see if anyone salutes it! OK, so here's the formula, I believe we should all adhere to to ensure maximum cacheability: {[ Voulme of cache (in cubic inches)] / 5,280} x pi (in decimeters) This then should give you the correct "destructo-radius" in which all other nearby caches should be sent to blazes in a fiery heap. That should settle that question!

I knew that would make you scream! (You thought I was 'dead un buried' didn't cha?!)

Humm... Beeflog sounds awful like the old troll "boblog". I sure hope you are a lurker (like me) and not a troller like he! hee hee

Criminal, Perhaps I am a little confused about your icon... What exactly denotes a "throbbing" member?

The person behind Mitsuko was Eric O'Connor a/k/a Choberiba (he used both names here on the site). His identity is not a secret, as he fessed up after the "experiment" in summer 2002, and even had a webpage where people posted their thoughts about what transpired. For further details and links, see Markwell's Mitsuko Travel Bug. Sadly for me, Chob is no longer active on the forums, although you can catch him from time to time at the alt.rec.geocaching usenet board. Along with Majicman, he was responsible for aiding in the development of the mischevious side of The Leprechauns' forum posting habits. I resemble that implication! Alas, I was the irreverent Tonto and assisted Chob in ending that Mitsuko tradedgy. I was also caught as the infamous impersonator: boblog3. Too bad I was never as annoying as to original Boblog. (Who was that masked man? Did we ever find out who that infamous troll was?) I think the Boblog threads were by far the funniest! The super0infamous "Medicine Cache" was absolutely stunning and hilarious. A true JENIUS troll that sucked many in. I myself assisted boblog in trolling by my venting and fuming and making fun. Aahhh - the good old days....

You never know when the MAJICMAN will pop up (in reality or in your deepest fearful dreams!)

You never know when the EVIL MAJICMAN will return to haunt you! hee hee hee

The Boblog thread gave me a belly laugh several times. That's some goooood funny. Yeah, Boblog was funny, but when I took over and trolled as Boblog3, everyone assumed I was also boblog. I got in trouble over that one and jeremy exposed that the IP address for boblog3 (my vain attempt at recreating the original troll or a variation of him), I got dumped on by all. At the time, it stomped on my huge ego (like a wet hamburger) and like the little babey I am, I said, "Well, then I just won't play with you stinkin' guys no more!" and threw my little tantrum and left. But, I've aged greatly since then, and have come to mellow in my twilight years now... Ahhh, I see them all as fond memories of a misspent youth... poor little Mitsuko, Boblog, Boblog3, Tonto, and all the other trolls / aliases / lures / etc.s Where have all the flowers gone... long time passes... --majicman

I know... but I ain't tellin'! --majicman

Anyone who was around in the summer of 2002 knows that the question was settled definitively when majicman coined the term "RASH." See the confirmation in this thread. Sprinting is an Olympic sport. Long-distance running is an Olympic sport. NASCAR is a highly successful commercial sport. But break a dozen traffic laws driving around an unfamiliar city at 2:00 a.m. to run sprints across parking lots, and it's a game? Sheesh. And I still got the Geocaching RASH!!! --majicman

Hey, I am so glad that I got 'last mention!" P.S. I ain't really gone, I'm just mainly lurking... --The One and Only -- majicman

I want to be the silliest, funniest, (and largest) cross-dressing geocacher in Oklahoma! - Oh wait... I is!

I used to be a major poster, back in the 'good ol days'. Now, I am a lurker. One day, we will be allowed to be funny and silly again, and I shall reap my rewards... till then, I shall lurk.

Whats next, Geo-Monopoly?

I recall making that statement. (The mental one) I apologize if it came across as bashing you! I never meant any malice in my post at all. It's hard to express tongue-in-cheek comments in a written forum, even the new winky doesn't do it well. Again, I'm deeply sorry if my post insulted you in any way. Ah Criminal, That reminds me of the "old days" when you used to expound your anti-tree-huggers philosophy at every turn, and I would egg them on and on... Alas, where have all the flowers gone?

We used to use words like cool, and swell, and Chob and daddy-oh! We never said "doot" and we said that geocaching was a "RASH"... (But then, only the old-timers will konw what I mean by that...)

Uhhhhm, Mopar said "doot"! I'm gonna tell Chob...

Back in the "old days"... We didn't have all this fancy electronic GPS gadgetry. We had to WORK to find caches. I remember having to use a y-shaped stick as a divining rod to try and find a cache. And we didn't have no stinkin' hours minutes and seconds and hundreths of a second coordinates! Our coordinates were all in Roman Numerals and round numbers. So, when you got within 60 miles of the cache, by gum, then you got out your divining rod and walked from there, uphill, both ways! And we were GLAD to have divining sticks and Roman Numerals...