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  1. What is the pirate's girlfriend called? Peggy!
  2. This is our little pirate kitty "captain jack"
  3. You know ye are a pirate when... ...you prefer cheap rum instead of expensive wine. ...you think that the proper way to greet kings at events is: Arrh, ye peacock, give me yer money or I´ll burn yer tent! ...you're planning to purchase a large cannon with the explanation: "who knows, maybe some day we go to Pennsic". ...you are not very interested in SCA rapier fencing cause "they've banned fleche and suicidefencing" and you dont really understand that crap bout "chivalry" either. ...you get thrown out of meetings cause you know too much about "slithering throats, ARRH!". ...the people at work starts to talk about you as the guy who puts jolly rogers on everything. ...people stand WAAY back when your household starts to pull out rapiers, sabres, cutlasses and daggers. ...you get really angry when the person next to you at the bancuette, who claims to be a pirate, doesnt know anything about "loading guns with rusty nails" and you challenge him to a cutlassduel, he turns up and then runs away cause you brought your real cutlass. ...your topic for the evening is smuggling, and your fellow sca-dians listens politely until you mention "fast motor boats" and starts complaining about how the price on silk has gone down.
  4. Where can you find a buccaneer's bathroom? The poop deck
  5. A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat."
  6. Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man's man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt." The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt and while wearing the bright frock he led his mates into battle and defeated the pirates. Later on, the lookout spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again howled for his red shirt and once again they vanquished the pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of the them asked the captain: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied: "If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood, and thus, you men will continue to resist, unafraid." All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a man's manly man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The rank and file all stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual reply. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his mighty sailing ship and, without fear, turned, and calmly shouted: "Get me my brown pants."
  7. A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and takes turns telling their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
  8. Thanks everyone for the Congrats!! and THANK YOU Opalsns, this was a fun cointest!!! We had a blast reading everyones practical jokes, and now we got some more to play on our unsuspecting friends and family........ Team CeDo
  9. Look what we got in the mail today!! Thanks for the fun cointest!!
  10. Thanks for a EXTREMELY funny cointest!!! I am still laughing at some of theese!
  11. what the heck, i'll go with #9 Kasey Kahne
  12. Back when I used to work, I worked for a major car dealership in the parts department. One of my roles was to supply the technicians with the parts they needed for service calls. A fellow co-workers had takne his children to Busch Gardens over the weekend ande bought a TOY rattlesnake. The most realistic looking one I have ever seen. He brought it into work one day, so I decided to play a trick on a mechanic.... I took the rubber snake and wrapped it around the drive shaft of the car that he was going to be working on. Once he got the car up on the lift and headed underneath there, he saw the snake, freaked out, hit his head really hard on the underneath of the car and ran screaming out of there as fast as he could. Poor guy was so scared that he refused to go back under the car and someone else went in to retrieve the toy so he could get his work done. Needless to say everyone had a great laugh -except him!!
  13. Wear your helmet! Please 16) Follow-up to 15...what happened because of the panic of these missing people? Lunch was put off.
  14. Thought for the day. If you can start the day without caffeine If you can get going without pep pills If you can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of yours something goes wrong If you can take criticism and blame without resentment If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend If you can face the world without lies and deceit If you can conquer tension without medical help If you can relax without liquor If you can sleep without the aid of drugs .....Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
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