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  1. 1. Have you missed classes or work because of geocaching?

    2. Do you have trouble refusing geocaching?

    3. Do you need geocaching in order to have fun at a party?

    4. Do you use geocaching to build up your self-confidence

    5. Do you use geocaching to help you relax?

    6. Have you tried to give up geocaching and failed?

    7. Do you crave geocaching as soon as you wake up?

    8. Do you get into trouble because of geocaching?

    9. Do you crave geocaching at a definite time daily?

    10. Do you lie to others about how often you partake in Geocaching?

    11. Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of geocaching?

    12. Do you often wish people would just mind their own business about you and geocaching?

    13. When you are in a store, do you look at every hollow object as a potential cache container?

    14. Do you spend most of your time in a dollar store looking for swag?

    15. Are you always looking for a hiding spot everywhere you go?

    16. Do you get really excited when you find a new park?

    17. Do you check geocaching.com web site more than once a day?

    18. Has your GPSr ever been confiscated "for your own good"?

    19. Do you no longer visualize/think of the city in terms of streets and addresses but rather cache locations?

    20. When you start giving out coordinates instead of map directions to a particular location (like your house).

    21. Have you had more “conversations” on your Garmin than on your REAL cell phone?

    22. Does your wedding invitation feature a Difficulty / Terrain rating?

    23. Have you realized you can now read the hints without clicking “Decrypt”or looking at the key?

    24. Do you get distracted watching movies because you keep scanning the background scenery, thinking, “That’d be a GREAT place for a cache!”?

    25.Are the clerks at McDonald's getting suspicious?

    26. Did you name your youngest child, "Micro."?

    27. When your boss takes you aside and asks about the smell of DEET when you come back from a long lunch, Do you lie and claim it's cheap gin?

    28. Does your significant other call you to dinner through the forums?

    29. Have the police followed you home after a massive ZipLoc shopping run?

    30. Does everyone else put a quarter in the coffee fund jar in the office break room, but you TAKE a quarter, leave a Travel Bug, and cover the jar with pine straw?

     

    :lol:

  2. I love these topics!

     

    1. Have you missed classes or work because of geocaching?

    2. Do you have trouble refusing geocaching?

    3. Do you need geocaching in order to have fun at a party?

    4. Do you use geocaching to build up your self-confidence

    5. Do you use geocaching to help you relax?

    6. Have you tried to give up geocaching and failed?

    7. Do you crave geocaching as soon as you wake up?

    8. Do you get into trouble because of geocaching?

    9. Do you crave geocaching at a definite time daily?

    10. Do you lie to others about how often you partake in Geocaching?

    11. Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of geocaching?

    12. Do you often wish people would just mind their own business about you and geocaching?

    13. When you are in a store, do you look at every hollow object as a potential cache container?

    14. Do you spend most of your time in a dollar store looking for swag?

    15. Are you always looking for a hiding spot everywhere you go?

    16. Do you get really excited when you find a new park?

    17. Do you check geocaching.com web site more than once a day?

    18. Has your GPSr ever been confiscated "for your own good"?

    19. Do you no longer visualize/think of the city in terms of streets and addresses but rather cache locations?

    20. When you start giving out coordinates instead of map directions to a particular location (like your house).

    21. Have you had more “conversations” on your Garmin than on your REAL cell phone?

    22. Does your wedding invitation feature a Difficulty / Terrain rating?

    23. Have you realized you can now read the hints without clicking “Decrypt”or looking at the key?

    24. Do you get distracted watching movies because you keep scanning the background scenery, thinking, “That’d be a GREAT place for a cache!”?

    25.Are the clerks at McDonald's getting suspicious?

    26. Did you name your youngest child, "Micro."?

    27. When your boss takes you aside and asks about the smell of DEET when you come back from a long lunch, Do you lie and claim it's cheap gin?

    28. Does your significant other call you to dinner through the forums?

    29. Have the police followed you home after a massive ZipLoc shopping run?

    30. Does everyone else put a quarter in the coffee fund jar in the office break room, but you TAKE a quarter, leave a Travel Bug, and cover the jar with pine straw?

     

    GCM3TX

  3. ....paper holds the potential for paper cuts........
    (snip) they are (snip) weapons (snip) the pencil inside the cache is a weapon. (snip)

     

    ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH, NOOOOOOOOO

    We must immediately outlaw logbooks and pencils inside caches, and replace them with blunt, broken crayons and toilet paper. The very idea of pointy things and paper cuts gives me the shudders! :laughing:

     

    This heavily edited, sarcastic post is brought to you by (insert drum roll here) Camo-crazed!

     

    Seriously, go for it

  4. Wouldn't this be considered a buried cache?  :blink:

     

    Also, mesume is spelled museum. It took me 3 times reading what you wrote to figure out what you were saying.  ;)  ;)

     

    But yeah, would be a cool one.

    It wouldn't be buried unless he dug the mine specifically to hide the cache. Ummm, you didn't do that, right Cap'n?

     

    I just assumed that a 'mesume' was something mine-related that I was too dumb to know about. :blink:

    me too :P:blink:

  5. There are lots of factors to take into consideration

     

    Distance (1 mile or 20 miles)

    Toughness of the legs ( is it a neon orange film can or a hollow bolt)

    How ambitious are people in your area (are they up to a one leg or a twenty leg cache)

    Terrain ( flat or 90 degrees up, driveable or mountain climbers only)

    What's at the end (lampost micro in a dump or a mountaintop view and an ammo box)

     

    I personally just completed a 18 leg multi two days ago, but it was , for the biggest part, driveable, not too far between waypoints, and in an ammo box (no mountains though). Add that to the fact that we have a very ambitious cacher population and it starts getting a lot of visits. of course it was put out 2-3 years ago and the last finder was 11 months prior to my log, because almost everyone around had already gotten it.

     

    in the end though, it's all up to you

  6. Don't remove geocaches just because they aren't listed on this site, are where you would like to hide one, or because they haven't been visited much (or at all).  How would you feel if someone removed your cache for one of the above reasons.

     

    You should return the micro to the location where it was found.

     

    nfa-jamie

    He said that he would return it later.

     

    PS, don't sign up for navicache to find out who, if anyone, hid it, they send a lot of spam

  7. well I would nominate the dead monkey thing, but that was posted by joefrog, quoted by snoogans, and re quoted here by me

     

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    I like monkeys.

     

    The pet store was selling them for 5¢ each. I thought that was odd since they were normally a couple thousand dollars each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth.

     

    I bought 200.

     

    I like monkeys.

     

    I took my 200 monkeys home.

     

    I have a big car.

     

    I let one of them drive. His name was Sigmund.

     

    He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals.

     

    I laughed.

     

    Then they punched my genitals.

     

    I stopped laughing.

     

    I herded them into my apartment.

     

    They didn't adapt very well to their new environment.

     

    They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall.

     

    Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

     

    Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died.

     

    No apparent reason.

     

    They all just sort of dropped dead.

     

    Kinda odd like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.

     

    dadgum cheap monkeys.

     

    I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my apartment. On the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase.

     

    It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

     

    I tried to flush one down the toilet.

     

    It didn't work. It got stuck.

     

    Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

     

    I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals.

     

    That worked for a while.

     

    That is until they began to decompose.

     

    Then it started to smell real bad.

     

    I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber.

     

    I was embarrassed.

     

    I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them.

     

    Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds.

     

    I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

     

    I tried burning them.

     

    Little did I know my bed was flammable.

     

    I had to extinguish the fire.

     

    Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed.

     

    The odor wasn't improving.

     

    I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys or use the bathroom.

     

    I severely beat one of my monkeys.

     

    I felt better.

     

    I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates.

     

    I told him that I had a wet one.

     

    He couldn't take that one either.

     

    I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

     

    I finally arrived at a solution.

     

    I gave them out as Christmas gifts.

     

    My friends didn't know quite what to say.

     

    They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying.

     

    Ingrates.

     

    So I punched them in the genitals.

     

    I like monkeys.

     

    I guess I'll have to put them in a cache.

     

    Joel (joefrog)

     

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    If only sept1c tank had posted that ;);) sigh

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