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Johnnie Stalkers

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  1. Stage 1: Normal posting

    Stage 2: Deragatory posts about GC.Com

    Stage 3: Thread opened airing grievences with GC.Com

    Stage 4: Defensive, Forum posters don't all agree with him.

    Stage 5: Temper Tantrum resulting in Geocide or Banning.

    Stage 6: "I am sorry. I promise I'll never do it again. I am a new man."

     

    Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

     

    This pattern of behavior reminds me of something, just can't put my finger on it.

     

    I have watched Duane cycle through this how many times? 3? 5? Happens about every 6 weeks.

     

    My vote has been cast on this matter. Ban him so the approvers can get on with the important task of helping newbies and approving caches FOR THE GOOD OF THE SPORT instead of baby sitting fragile egos.

  2. I got 30 days for saying the same word...............interesting :lol:

     

    Didn't happen to be on, oh I don't know, 90% warning when that happened did you?

     

    Anyways.........

    I will go move my "What's the point cache"  and see if we all can just get along.

    :)

     

    Did it really require 4 pages for that to be determined? I guess a good hard day at work does wonders.

  3. What a piece of chit...thread.

     

    Duane,

     

    In the past six months you have gone out of your way to insult everyone and everything GC. Every time you flame out, geocide or rail against some imaginary foe the tide turns a little more against you. I do not believe that you are capable of winning any argument in the court of public opinion. While entertaining, it's a waste of moderator time and energy. The rest of us have caches to be approved, stop hogging approver time with pointless drivel.

     

    Stop crying Duane. You don't deserve special treatment. In my opinion you don't even deserve the patience and attention you have already been given. However, I don't respect you, so you can take that in whatever way you wish. Follow the rules like everyone else. Respect the mods, I am absolutely positive that they have earned it.

     

    Jeremy,

     

    Enough already. I vote that you BAN DUANE PERMANENTLY. Do the same to the next guy who pulls this bullchit.

  4. what are places that snakes like to hang out and/or you'd be most likely to stumble upon one.

     

    And what the hell do you do when you find one?

    Depends on the species.

     

    Eastern Diamond Backs usual hang out in sports bars and ball parks.

     

    Cooper Heads pretty much stay confined to strip malls and casual dinners.

     

    Follow these simple rules to reduce the chance of accidental snakebite:

     

    Don't sleep next to brush, tall grass, large boulders, or trees. They provide hiding places for snakes. Place your sleeping bag in a clearing. Use mosquito netting tucked well under the bag. This netting should provide a good barrier.

     

    Don't put your hands into dark places, such as rock crevices, heavy brush, or hollow logs, without first investigating.

     

    Don't step over a fallen tree. Step on the log and look to see if there is a snake resting on the other side.

     

    Don't walk through heavy brush or tall grass without looking down. Look where you are walking.

     

    Don't pick up any snake unless you are absolutely positive it is not venomous.

     

    Don't pick up freshly killed snakes without first severing the head. The nervous system may still be active and a dead snake can deliver a bite.

  5. Since so many are into guidelines and the guidelines say "expect your cache to be approved within 24-48 hours" I'd be wondering well b4 6 days.

     

    Six days and ignored over 8 emails and pm's.

     

    As far as health. On march 18 I broke three ribs and colapsed my lung. I showed nothing but respect gor GC . I have a lot of time on my hands. I hid a lot of new caches and they keep ignoring me.

    As far as health.  On march 18 I broke three ribs and colapsed my lung. 

     

    Sympathy angle is original. I give it a 3.

     

    I showed nothing but respect gor GC .

     

    This makes no sense to the time do you?

     

    I have a lot of time on my hands.  I hid a lot of new caches and they keep ignoring me.

     

    Just to much to really even consider. I might try again later.

  6. tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick............

    :P

    Is that the countdown, or are you just counting your finds from your latest stroll in the woods? :o:D:D:P

    You know here in Cincinnati we have averaged 2 new caches a day for the last 4 days straight (I got an FTF and STF yesterday). It IS amazing. A stroll in the woods is about all it takes to find a few. We have a great group of cachers here.

     

    Speaking of which, world famous Web-Ling found his 1000th cache today. This man is an inspiration to us all. Whats more he is an orienteer, rarely uses a GPSr.

  7. Desert Island MP3s. New spin on an old concept.

     

    I would DL any 3 songs by Metallica. Their lawyers would promptly show up and arrest me. Thus, facilitating my rescue.

     

    Otherwise I would use the bandwidth to log my caches. The numbers are more important than being rescued. B)

  8. DNF's are not a bad thing....at least you got out of the house and tried! ;)

    Wouldn't it be nice if all of life was judged by this standard?

     

    Hey Boss, it's me. I actually got in the car and drove to work today. I made it to the parking lot but just couldn't find the stregnth to walk in there and spend the day dealing with your sorry a**. I am back at home now, and I won't be in today. I might try agian in a few weeks if I feel up to it.

     

    Boss: Hey, no problem. At least you tried.

     

    Seriously. When we first started caching I was terrified of a DNF. Truth is my first 3 hunts where DNF's and I didn't log any of them. Then I started doing them as long as it wasn't a 1/1. I am embarassed to say that I was embarassed.

     

    Owning a cache cured me of all this. I actually send cachers thank you e-mails for loggin DNFs on my caches.

     

    We log them seperately ourselves but I don't think it matters as long as the cache owner is given some indication of potential problems.

  9. I read several places to mix water and your favorite alcoholic beverage together and let it sit in the bladder.  I don't remember the ratio or the time.

     

    The proper ratio is 5 parts Jack to 1 parts water. Preferably On the Rocks

     

    I found some leftover Jack Daniels and gave it a try.

     

    Leftover Jack? Blasphemy!

  10. Well that's close, but I can't do that. So I've decided to give the staff or I should say staffs to...

     

    Johnnie Stalkers and also one to Johnnie Stalkers

     

    Also one to Johnnie Stalker's mom Joannie Stalker and one to Johnnie Stalker as well.

     

    You thought it would be better to receive than give and I think you should be rewarded for such selfish thoughts.

     

    Congratulations to you and yours.

     

    El Diablo

    Wow! That is so generous. You rock! Thanks! ;)

  11. I'll admit that Houston is not the Jewel of the Lone Star State, but after being transplanted to the midwest from Dallas (on the smelly end of winter no less) it sounds like Heaven. Oh well, grass is always greener.....

     

    On topic. Yellow jeeps everywhere. I think we were Yellow Jeep 996 or so, just a few shy of the 1000 milestone. Since then they are everywhere. EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU!!!! Stupid yellow jeeps. :D

     

    Look on the brightside, you could be hunting a micro in a parking lot?

  12. I hate micros. I hate micros with passion that transcends the boundaries of physics as we know them. I hate micros so darn much...all right, you get the picture.

     

    Despite my utter and complete distaste of micros. A distaste born on the molecular level and permeating every fiber of my being. 'Tis a soul crushing, rebel rousing revelry of hatred for all things micro. Ahem. Some cachers, poor lost souls, do like them. I consider it survival of the fittest.

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