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Mule Ears

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  1. Just returned from riding up Mount Lemmon in Tucson, AZ. It was primarily a ride, but I took the coords of a few caches in order to use one as my end-of-ride marker. Made it to the fork in the road between Summerhaven and Ski Valley before deciding I'd had enough fun for the day.

     

    Regarding the side discussion of cyclocross bikes, I may have to add one to my stable someday. I've been doing my road riding on my commuter (mountain bike with 42t chainring, eight speeds, gullwing bars, and slick 47x700 tires), but it's heavier than a crate of cannonballs.

     

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  2. Right on, OKH. I'm a <falseModesty>fairly intrepid guy,</falseModesty> but I have no need or desire to enter homeless encampments, wildcat garbage dumps, toxic waste sites, etc. All that's required in cases like this is to post a note/DNF to inform other cachers and move on. You'll make no headway with the cache owner; he thinks this is fun(ny). <_<

  3. ... But our area is notorious for industrial strength sand spurs so before we discovered armor tire liners and green slime this was a normal biking scene

     

    Those sand spurs are likely tribulus terrestris, the wicked seeds of the puncture vine. They're everywhere. Here's the innocent-looking culprit:

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    Interesting trivia about T terrestris is that it's a medicinal herb purported to increase testosterone production. I'll let others formulate the punchline.

  4. When we started out caching and popped those first ammo cans, we weren't sure what to expect. There was some weird stuff in those boxes--feathers, a polished rock, a Barbie head, bleached animal bones, a dashboard saint, dog-eared playing cards, various antenna balls, some loose metal Jacks, whole squads of green Army men, snapshots of strangers, a whittled stick, lurid religious tracts, empty mini-liquor bottles, a busted naked-lady hood ornament...

     

    Inexperienced idiot that I was, I thought this was the coolest thing I'd ever seen--a three-dee collage of oddities. Took a long time to learn that this was trash and I wasn't supposed to find it so amusing. Dang. Now I don't look at the swag much anymore, though I do leave the occasional hand-knotted gear/knife lanyard.

  5. I log FTFs quickly, even posting short logs from my cellphone via the WAP site when I have decent signal. I do this for two reasons, both selfish: (1) I like to be the sole finder on the FTF date, and (2) I like the reaction of other would-be FTFers who peel off once they see that the race is done.

     

    That said, the whole FTF thing is pretty silly. I got drawn into it for awhile when a real FTF-fiend started operating in my area. I had enough of his endzone-dancing-in-your-face-suckers logs and decided to break his streak. I'm in recovery now.

  6. The CO is being heavy-handed in trying to enforce the liar theme. That's unfortunate, and you have a right to get your back up about it. But if the cache has any merit at all, consider going along with the 'liar' requirement/request/suggestion and chewing out the CO in a private email. Liar caches are fragile things, and if you break the chain of tall-tales, you've killed the cache. If it's a lousy cache, feel free. Otherwise, consider going along for the sake of future finders.

  7. Sorry, I'm just re-reading this. What is a "cattle tank"? Two things come to mind and they both look like a Far Side cartoon: cows in scuba gear at the aquarium, and army cows driving an Abrams across the battlefield.

     

    Surely I have this all wrong.

     

    That or Arizona is much more interesting that I ever could have imagined.

     

    Ha! I love the Gary Larson images. I guess by now folks have filled you in that a cattle tank or stock tank is the water-storage reservoir served by a windmill pumping water up from a well. Out here, tank also refers to a pond, usually manmade, that serves the same purpose. Pond-tanks are considered significant geographical features here and are often shown on topographic maps, even named. (There's a series of named tanks up in Tucson: Vodka Tank, Gin Tank, Tequila Tank, Jack Daniels Tank...finally AA Tank.)

     

    Some of the pond-tanks are kinda pretty, and all of them attract wildlife other than just cows. Not that there's anything wrong with cows--they're delicious.

     

    Lost Dog Tank, Tumacacori Mountains

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  8. D'oh! Thanks for clearing that up. I was using my North American brain. Over here, at least in the Southeast, to get that kind of bovine interaction you have to cross a fence. Sorry I jumped to conclusions.

     

    I really, really need to cross the pond and see world. Soon.

     

    Open range is common here in the southwestern US as well. Much prime caching territory is criss-crossed with barbed wire and dotted with windmills and cattle tanks. We have lots of encounters with cattle, but the big critters are usually more obstinate than menacing. Still a good idea to avoid the Eau du Heifer line of fragrances in your soap and deodorant.

  9. UPDATE

     

    I sent a message to my local reviewer. This was after I did some research on the hides that the CO has done. Looks like he/she archives a cache as soon as there is any problem with it. If that is the case, and these two get archived, I have an idea for a single larger cache that would make better sense in this area.

     

    The reviewer has disabled the two caches and sent a message to the CO, we shall see what happens......

     

    I wonder whether this serial-archiver removes the remnants of his defunct caches? You'd be doing a real public service by checking when you go to install your replacement cache.

  10. ...he takes it down and i grab it and shoulder it CX stlye and set it down and shoulder it a couple of times, and he asks:"what kind of bike are you looking for?" and i tell him "a 'cross bike". and he says "what kind of riding do you expect to do on it?"

     

    and i'm all, like, "you don't really work in this department, do you? you're covering someone's lunch break, right?"

     

    :)

  11. That is not a mushroom you want to be eating. It can (and likely would) kill you but the least it could do would be to send you on a hallucenogenic trip.

     

    One of the jellyfish, their leader or at least elder judging from the whiskers, said something very similar. But he was quoting a lot from Hunter Thompson and Jefferson Airplane and I kind of lost the thread of it. Good info for next time, though.

  12. Is this a morel?

     

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    We found it on the way back from our DNF of a cache high in the Pinaleño Mountains. We know, of course, that toadstools are poisonous, but there being no toads nearby, we figured it was safe. Delicious! A really memorable day with the DNF, the mushrooms, and the flocks of migrating jellyfish filling the skies with their purple glow.

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