I had just found my 6th geocache in the DC on 1/21/05 & I was cold, tired, and ready to go home. I found parts one and two easily, but it took me about 10 minutes to find part three. Shortly thereafter I was looking at a DC map trying to find the nearest metro when an FBI car showed up with its lights flashing. I was hoping to ask them where the nearest metro was, but when I went to ask them (there were two FBI agents: one man and one woman), they started interrogating me for 20 minutes. Here’s the dialogue as I remember it:
FBI woman: How long have you been in the area?
Me (confused): What do you mean?
FBI man: How long have you been here (around the Canadian Embassy)?
Me (perplexed): About 10 minutes I suppose.
FBI woman: Do you have a PDA on you?
Me: No.
FBI woman: Do you have a GPS on you?
Me: Yes.
FBI man: What were you doing with it?
Me: (An explanation of geocaching followed and they both looked confused—or at least they played it that way.)
FBI man: Can we see your ID?
FBI agents: (At this point a long string of questions followed, ex: Why are you here? Have you been to DC before? When and how many times? When did you get here? Where are you staying? When are you leaving?)
FBI woman: Have you been by the national archives today?
Me: No, but I was by the Art museum. (Shortly after, I did remember I walked by the archives on my way to a geocache, but that was three hours beforehand; they had been watching me geocache all over DC!)
Me: What are you going to do with my information?
FBI man: (Calls the information in)
FBI woman: We're not going to type this information into a database (yeah right), we just need to check the information with headquarters. We talk to anyone with a GPS or PDA who has been in the vicinity of multiple federal buildings.
FBI man: (Gets off the phone after calling in my info). We have a problem. (They have a private conference.)
FBI man: (They come back to me, but did not explain ‘the problem.’) Can we have your home and office phone numbers?
FBI woman: Thanks for your time.
It sounds funny, but it was incredibly frustrating. My DC friend said this happens to people all the time. It’s so nice to see our tax dollars at work…