San Diego Banter

[+jahoadi and john]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

Edited January 23, 2009 by jahoadi and john

[+TrailGators]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

Edited January 23, 2009 by TrailGators

[+SD Rowdies]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

Jodi dear,

 

Do I have a request where you should place the cache? Yes I do,

place it in my hand before you hide it so's I can be the Beta

Tester. ... go ahead and sign the logsheet for me, I'll catch up with

the cache later on if my sweet bride gives me a day off from the

bathroom/house remodel.

 

Sure do love those rest-stop caches you have placed for me, let

me count the ways, one scar on my wrist, a scab from a cactus

puncture, an unhealed scalp wound, a limp that won't go away,

and recurring dizzy spells.

 

I admit, of course, that you made up for my aches and pains by

toting all of my ammo-cans as well as your own during that nine-

mile 101-Dalmation outing.

 

You are such a swell pal Jodi.

 

Kiss-kiss,

Poor ol' Harmon

SD Rowdies

 

 

You go girl!

 

 

Proof positive that Jodi carried the Dalmatian ammo-cans.

 

For Photoshop enthusiasts the right side of this image was

scaled using Content Aware Scaling to position Jodi and I

facing a rule-of-thirds intersection point.

 

Honk if you know where this is.

Edited January 23, 2009 by SD Rowdies

[+jahoadi and john]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

[+SD Rowdies]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

[+TrailGators]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

Just thought of another one, "Nun too soon!"

[+jahoadi and john]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

Just thought of another one, "Nun too soon!"

 

Awesome! This is shaping up to be a great project. Now I just have to find a spot.......don't worry Harmon I'll succeed. PS. Both of my bathroom remodels are finished

Edited January 23, 2009 by jahoadi and john

[+SD Rowdies]

P.S. Both of my bathroom remodels are finished

Rub it in Jodi.

 

Yesterday we finally picked up the two custom mirrors

for our bathroom after waiting five weeks for them. The

good news is that only one of them was scratched, no

doubt by a diamond ring. So in just two more weeks we

must return the frame so that they can replace the mirror.

 

Thing is that our entire house caught the refurbishment

disease as in paint job and new carpets throughout. We

sure picked a great day today for installation of carpets.

 

Let me see, it was October 28th when we started the

effort. Yikes!

[+jahoadi and john]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

Just thought of another one, "Nun too soon!"

 

Awesome! This is shaping up to be a great project. Now I just have to find a spot.......don't worry Harmon I'll succeed. PS. Both of my bathroom remodels are finished

 

Ok Harmon...with a little help from Trailgators we now have:

 

"Nun" for the weak

2nd to "Nun"

Only a "Nun" Can Help me now

Harmon wants to rest?: We'll have "Nun" of that

Ocean Views like "Nun" other

Chariots of the "Nuns"

H-e-l-l-p I've been captured by an "Ex-nun"

View Like "Nun" Other

There's "Nun" Left

"Nun" too Soon"

 

You're welcome!

Edited January 25, 2009 by jahoadi and john

[+boysnbarrie]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

Just thought of another one, "Nun too soon!"

 

Awesome! This is shaping up to be a great project. Now I just have to find a spot.......don't worry Harmon I'll succeed. PS. Both of my bathroom remodels are finished

 

Ok Harmon...with a little help from Trailgators we now have:

 

"Nun" for the weak

2nd to "Nun"

Only a "Nun" Can Help me now

Harmon wants to rest?: We'll have "Nun" of that

Ocean Views like "Nun" other

Chariots of the "Nuns"

H-e-l-l-p I've been captured by an "Ex-nun"

View Like "Nun" Other

There's "Nun" Left

"Nun" too Soon"

 

You're welcome!

Seems to me I read this recently:

 

seeking rest and finding "nun"

 

Looks like Jahoadi is going to have us all in shape in no time!

[+SD Rowdies]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

Just thought of another one, "Nun too soon!"

 

Awesome! This is shaping up to be a great project. Now I just have to find a spot.......don't worry Harmon I'll succeed. PS. Both of my bathroom remodels are finished

 

Ok Harmon...with a little help from Trailgators we now have:

 

"Nun" for the weak

2nd to "Nun"

Only a "Nun" Can Help me now

Harmon wants to rest?: We'll have "Nun" of that

Ocean Views like "Nun" other

Chariots of the "Nuns"

H-e-l-l-p I've been captured by an "Ex-nun"

View Like "Nun" Other

There's "Nun" Left

"Nun" too Soon"

 

You're welcome!

Why I oughta .... Them danged nun-caches are all uphill if I'm not mistaken.

I mentioned the series to Sandy and she asked "Now what have you done?"

 

I'm seeing light at the end of the remodeling tunnel and then a vacation trip

so I'll be in action after February 14th. Some way to start my comeback,

guess I better tune up the old sedan chair.

 

Edited January 25, 2009 by SD Rowdies

[+TrailGators]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

Just thought of another one, "Nun too soon!"

 

Awesome! This is shaping up to be a great project. Now I just have to find a spot.......don't worry Harmon I'll succeed. PS. Both of my bathroom remodels are finished

 

Ok Harmon...with a little help from Trailgators we now have:

 

"Nun" for the weak

2nd to "Nun"

Only a "Nun" Can Help me now

Harmon wants to rest?: We'll have "Nun" of that

Ocean Views like "Nun" other

Chariots of the "Nuns"

H-e-l-l-p I've been captured by an "Ex-nun"

View Like "Nun" Other

There's "Nun" Left

"Nun" too Soon"

 

You're welcome!

Why I oughta .... Them danged nun-caches are all uphill if I'm not mistaken.

I mentioned the series to Sandy and she asked "Now what have you done?"

 

I'm seeing light at the end of the remodeling tunnel and then a vacation trip

so I'll be in action after February 14th. Some way to start my comeback,

guess I better tune up the old sedan chair.

 

 

It looks like about 800 feet of gain up to the highest point and about 5 miles if you do it one way. We'll have to dig up that old SDCET thread to see if we can get a group to hike that one of these Saturdays (starting after at 8AM... ).

 

Edited January 25, 2009 by TrailGators

[+Cat & Bobby]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

Just thought of another one, "Nun too soon!"

 

Awesome! This is shaping up to be a great project. Now I just have to find a spot.......don't worry Harmon I'll succeed. PS. Both of my bathroom remodels are finished

 

Ok Harmon...with a little help from Trailgators we now have:

 

"Nun" for the weak

2nd to "Nun"

Only a "Nun" Can Help me now

Harmon wants to rest?: We'll have "Nun" of that

Ocean Views like "Nun" other

Chariots of the "Nuns"

H-e-l-l-p I've been captured by an "Ex-nun"

View Like "Nun" Other

There's "Nun" Left

"Nun" too Soon"

 

You're welcome!

Seems to me I read this recently:

 

seeking rest and finding "nun"

 

Looks like Jahoadi is going to have us all in shape in no time!

Don't forget about the movies like "Nun but the brave" Of course we don't condon mentioning a "Nuns But" in a cache name(or any other part of a Nun's anatomy) but since this is all going to get blamed on Harmon anyway.....

[+SD Rowdies]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

Just thought of another one, "Nun too soon!"

 

Awesome! This is shaping up to be a great project. Now I just have to find a spot.......don't worry Harmon I'll succeed. PS. Both of my bathroom remodels are finished

 

Ok Harmon...with a little help from Trailgators we now have:

 

"Nun" for the weak

2nd to "Nun"

Only a "Nun" Can Help me now

Harmon wants to rest?: We'll have "Nun" of that

Ocean Views like "Nun" other

Chariots of the "Nuns"

H-e-l-l-p I've been captured by an "Ex-nun"

View Like "Nun" Other

There's "Nun" Left

"Nun" too Soon"

 

You're welcome!

Seems to me I read this recently:

 

seeking rest and finding "nun"

 

Looks like Jahoadi is going to have us all in shape in no time!

Don't forget about the movies like "Nun but the brave" Of course we don't condon mentioning a "Nuns But" in a cache name(or any other part of a Nun's anatomy) but since this is all going to get blamed on Harmon anyway.....

Blamed on Harmon huh? Nuntheless I'll take the blame with a smile.

[+SD Rowdies]

H-E-L-L-L-P!

 

I'm being held captive by an ex-nun.

 

 

Harmon, I'm always looking for good names for caches and I do believe that's gonne be my next one "H-e-l-l-l-p I'm being Held captive By an Ex-Nun". Do you have any requests for spots where I should place it? ( Don't worry I'll add a rest stop on the way up)

 

Regards, your friend Jodi

While your at it, place two Jodi and call the second one "I'll have nun of that!"

 

Maybe you could even do a third one in honor of Harmon called "Second to Nun."

 

 

Pat...I like it..a power trail like nun other. I'm on it....

O sure, now it's pile-on time. Why I oughta ....

Just thought of another one, "Nun too soon!"

 

Awesome! This is shaping up to be a great project. Now I just have to find a spot.......don't worry Harmon I'll succeed. PS. Both of my bathroom remodels are finished

 

Ok Harmon...with a little help from Trailgators we now have:

 

"Nun" for the weak

2nd to "Nun"

Only a "Nun" Can Help me now

Harmon wants to rest?: We'll have "Nun" of that

Ocean Views like "Nun" other

Chariots of the "Nuns"

H-e-l-l-p I've been captured by an "Ex-nun"

View Like "Nun" Other

There's "Nun" Left

"Nun" too Soon"

 

You're welcome!

Why I oughta .... Them danged nun-caches are all uphill if I'm not mistaken.

I mentioned the series to Sandy and she asked "Now what have you done?"

 

I'm seeing light at the end of the remodeling tunnel and then a vacation trip

so I'll be in action after February 14th. Some way to start my comeback,

guess I better tune up the old sedan chair.

 

 

It looks like about 800 feet of gain up to the highest point and about 5 miles if you do it one way. We'll have to dig up that old SDCET thread to see if we can get a group to hike that one of these Saturdays (starting after at 8AM... ).

 

Wait for me!

[+jahoadi and john]

Blamed on Harmon huh? Nuntheless I'll take the blame with a smile.

 

 

Harmon, if you think about it, there have been more caches placed by you, placed because of you, placed for you, or placed despite you, than any other cacher in San Diego County. Heck..we can directly blame you for at least 28 of ours. There's "nun" better than you for....hmmmm....how shall I say it..."motivating the troops"? Dang right you're guilty!

[+Toby's Gang]

 

Harmon, if you think about it, there have been more caches placed by you, placed because of you, placed for you, or placed despite you, than any other cacher in San Diego County. Heck..we can directly blame you for at least 28 of ours. There's "nun" better than you for....hmmmm....how shall I say it..."motivating the troops"? Dang right you're guilty!

 

I guess she told you!

Edited January 26, 2009 by Toby's Gang

[+TrailGators]

Blamed on Harmon huh? Nuntheless I'll take the blame with a smile.

Harmon, if you think about it, there have been more caches placed by you, placed because of you, placed for you, or placed despite you, than any other cacher in San Diego County. Heck..we can directly blame you for at least 28 of ours. There's "nun" better than you for....hmmmm....how shall I say it..."motivating the troops"? Dang right you're guilty!

 

You can add one of mine to the Harmon collection.

 

Maybe someone should put together a Harmon Challenge Series....

Edited January 26, 2009 by TrailGators

[+SD Rowdies]

Harmon, if you think about it, there have been more caches placed by you, placed because of you, placed for you, or placed despite you, than any other cacher in San Diego County. Heck..we can directly blame you for at least 28 of ours. There's "nun" better than you for....hmmmm....how shall I say it..."motivating the troops"? Dang right you're guilty!

 

I guess she told you!

Y'all talkin' 'bout me?

 

 

Ah cain't he'p mysef', honest I cain't.

[+TrailGators]

Say Harmon, I noticed in another thread that Lil Devil started his own Sandy Creek Cowboy cache!

 

Ever do one of those caches where you find a big 5 gallon bucket, filled with film cans, and you have to find the ONE that has the logbook. Well, we took that to the next level...

 

100 ammo cans on my front porch.. you have to find the one with the logbook. We live out in the country. You can see the nearest neighbor in that picture. We're at the end of our street so in all other directions the nearest neighbor is several times farther away. No one has had any problem with driving up our driveway, parking, and finding the cache. My office looks out over the cache, so if I'm home, I'll come out and harass chat with the finders.

 

Ammo Can Mania

[+SD Rowdies]

Say Harmon, I noticed in another thread that Lil Devil started his own Sandy Creek Cowboy cache!

 

Ever do one of those caches where you find a big 5 gallon bucket, filled with film cans, and you have to find the ONE that has the logbook. Well, we took that to the next level...

 

100 ammo cans on my front porch.. you have to find the one with the logbook. We live out in the country. You can see the nearest neighbor in that picture. We're at the end of our street so in all other directions the nearest neighbor is several times farther away. No one has had any problem with driving up our driveway, parking, and finding the cache. My office looks out over the cache, so if I'm home, I'll come out and harass chat with the finders.

 

Ammo Can Mania

Now that makes me proud. See, the SCCs aren't the only nut

cases in California.

 

Oddly enough, over the years, I have received three emails from

far-away places asking if I mind having one or more of the Sandy

Creek Cowboy Caches copied.

 

That also reminds me that there are a number of Sandy Creek

Cowboy Caches from the original knapkin-list that were never

implemented. There's one in particular that I still want to do,

the meanest of all that can be scored only by a group of six

cachers. Problem is I need a location like that ammo-can deal

shown above. Need about seventy feet of fence in a location

that is really isolated so's there little chance of being spotted

by Muggles.

 

Reminds me too of the Interactive Sculpture Garden cache I

placed along the Anderson Truck Trail. Dang thang lasted about

an hour until the first mountain bikers came by and trashed the

sculptures.

Edited January 26, 2009 by SD Rowdies

[+TrailGators]

Say Harmon, I noticed in another thread that Lil Devil started his own Sandy Creek Cowboy cache!

 

Ever do one of those caches where you find a big 5 gallon bucket, filled with film cans, and you have to find the ONE that has the logbook. Well, we took that to the next level...

 

100 ammo cans on my front porch.. you have to find the one with the logbook. We live out in the country. You can see the nearest neighbor in that picture. We're at the end of our street so in all other directions the nearest neighbor is several times farther away. No one has had any problem with driving up our driveway, parking, and finding the cache. My office looks out over the cache, so if I'm home, I'll come out and harass chat with the finders.

 

Ammo Can Mania

Now that makes me proud. See, the SCCs aren't the only nut

cases in California.

 

Oddly enough, over the years, I have received three emails from

far-away places asking if I mind having one or more of the Sandy

Creek Cowboy Caches copied.

 

That also reminds me that there are a number of Sandy Creek

Cowboy Caches from the original knapkin-list that were never

implemented. There's one in particular that I still want to do,

the meanest of all that can be scored only by a group of six

cachers. Problem is I need a location like that ammo-can deal

shown above. Need about seventy feet of fence in a location

that is really isolated so's there little chance of being spotted

by Muggles.

 

Reminds me too of the Interactive Sculpture Garden cache I

placed along the Anderson Truck Trail. Dang thang lasted about

an hour until the first mountain bikers came by and trashed the

sculptures.

Harmon, you should make Lil Devil an honorary Sandy Creek

Cowboy...

 

P.S. I'll let you know if I spot 70 feet of fence in a remote place...

[+SD Rowdies]

Say Harmon, I noticed in another thread that Lil Devil started his own Sandy Creek Cowboy cache!

 

Ever do one of those caches where you find a big 5 gallon bucket, filled with film cans, and you have to find the ONE that has the logbook. Well, we took that to the next level...

 

100 ammo cans on my front porch.. you have to find the one with the logbook. We live out in the country. You can see the nearest neighbor in that picture. We're at the end of our street so in all other directions the nearest neighbor is several times farther away. No one has had any problem with driving up our driveway, parking, and finding the cache. My office looks out over the cache, so if I'm home, I'll come out and harass chat with the finders.

 

Ammo Can Mania

Now that makes me proud. See, the SCCs aren't the only nut

cases in California.

 

Oddly enough, over the years, I have received three emails from

far-away places asking if I mind having one or more of the Sandy

Creek Cowboy Caches copied.

 

That also reminds me that there are a number of Sandy Creek

Cowboy Caches from the original knapkin-list that were never

implemented. There's one in particular that I still want to do,

the meanest of all that can be scored only by a group of six

cachers. Problem is I need a location like that ammo-can deal

shown above. Need about seventy feet of fence in a location

that is really isolated so's there little chance of being spotted

by Muggles.

 

Reminds me too of the Interactive Sculpture Garden cache I

placed along the Anderson Truck Trail. Dang thang lasted about

an hour until the first mountain bikers came by and trashed the

sculptures.

Harmon, you should make Lil Devil an honorary Sandy Creek

Cowboy...

 

P.S. I'll let you know if I spot 70 feet of fence in a remote place...

Good idea in both cases. Thanks pal.

[+Chuy!]

Mocha! and Ginger! getting some R&R after the Nun-series hike today. No I didn't stage their positions; they kinda just dropped on the floor. 10.3 miles and 2400 feet of total elevation gain. Weather was great for hiking.

 

[+Snake & Rooster]

Are they "High Fiveing" each other, Chuy?

[+SD Rowdies]

Mocha! and Ginger! getting some R&R after the Nun-series hike today. No I didn't stage their positions; they kinda just dropped on the floor. 10.3 miles and 2400 feet of total elevation gain. Weather was great for hiking.

 

Wow! Geocaching photo of the month. Think about it, they both

have twice as many feet to hurt than we do.

 

Seems like they are sending us a message - "Y'all gonna die ...."

Edited January 26, 2009 by SD Rowdies

[+The Fat Cats]

Mocha! and Ginger! getting some R&R after the Nun-series hike today. No I didn't stage their positions; they kinda just dropped on the floor. 10.3 miles and 2400 feet of total elevation gain. Weather was great for hiking.

 

Wow! Geocaching photo of the month. Think about it, they both

have twice as many feet to hurt than we do.

 

Seems like they are sending us a message - "Y'all gonna die ...."

 

What a great pic!

[+TrailGators]

That is a nice picture!

Edited January 27, 2009 by TrailGators

[+TrailGators]

[+SKILLET]

 

 

How true that is.

[+jahoadi and john]

 

 

How true that is.

 

 

 

Not funny!

[+Toby's Gang]

 

 

How true that is.

 

 

 

Not funny!

 

 

I was thinking it would be a good idea to post this on the front door but I don't really want to see chemical property #2.

[+jahoadi and john]

Not funny!

 

Yes it is!!

[+jahoadi and john]

Not funny!

 

Yes it is!!

No it isn't

[+jahoadi and john]

Not funny!

 

Yes it is!!

No it isn't

 

 

Yes it is

[+TrailGators]

 

 

How true that is.

 

 

 

Not funny!

 

 

I was thinking it would be a good idea to post this on the front door but I don't really want to see chemical property #2.

I didn't do it because I don't want to mess up Common Use #2.

[+SKILLET]

Reply to: pers-982078099@craigslist.org [ ?

<http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts> ]

Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST

 

I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you

demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my

girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I

hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason

that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend

had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to

wherever you'd come from with that brown stinking sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought

myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be

on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut

down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now,

so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't

permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you

when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it

up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to

help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on

the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd alsolike to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk backhome humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of pathin life.

 

Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message,

email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!

 

- Alex

[+SKILLET]

New Grocery Store

The sense of freshness...

A new supermarket opened in Pulaski , Wisconsin . It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

 

[+TrailGators]

New Grocery Store

The sense of freshness...

A new supermarket opened in Pulaski , Wisconsin . It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

 

[+Thunder-4]

This one had me rolling!!!

 

[+Thunder-4]

Double post

Edited February 5, 2009 by Thunder-4

[+jahoadi and john]

What's the hint? OH PLEASE!

 

 

Edited February 10, 2009 by jahoadi and john

[+warmouse4000]

I'm out here in Mobile, AL and I found a cache that I'm curious what you guys back in San Diego think of it.

 

I have never seen one like it. The cache owner rated the cache as 4/4.5 and listed it as a multi. I read some of the posts and got excited at the possibility of sludging around in some local swamps. I got to the first stage which actually took some time(30 min) to find, pretty good camoflage. When I opened it up, on the cover of the log it said it was a "liar" cache and that this was the only stage. In order to log it you must tell a story or in other words lie about the caching experience in your log.

 

What do you guys think? Have you guys seen any in San Diego like that? I know I haven't.

[+jahoadi and john]

I'm out here in Mobile, AL and I found a cache that I'm curious what you guys back in San Diego think of it.

 

I have never seen one like it. The cache owner rated the cache as 4/4.5 and listed it as a multi. I read some of the posts and got excited at the possibility of sludging around in some local swamps. I got to the first stage which actually took some time(30 min) to find, pretty good camoflage. When I opened it up, on the cover of the log it said it was a "liar" cache and that this was the only stage. In order to log it you must tell a story or in other words lie about the caching experience in your log.

 

What do you guys think? Have you guys seen any in San Diego like that? I know I haven't.

 

 

 

Yup...we have one of those here, but if I tell you which one then you'll know which cache I'm lying about......

[+TrailGators]

I'm out here in Mobile, AL and I found a cache that I'm curious what you guys back in San Diego think of it.

 

I have never seen one like it. The cache owner rated the cache as 4/4.5 and listed it as a multi. I read some of the posts and got excited at the possibility of sludging around in some local swamps. I got to the first stage which actually took some time(30 min) to find, pretty good camoflage. When I opened it up, on the cover of the log it said it was a "liar" cache and that this was the only stage. In order to log it you must tell a story or in other words lie about the caching experience in your log.

 

What do you guys think? Have you guys seen any in San Diego like that? I know I haven't.

 

Yup...we have one of those here, but if I tell you which one then you'll know which cache I'm lying about......

 

I know that one! The container was so large that I left a basketball!

[+TrailGators]

=========================

 

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles."

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

 

=========================

 

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."

"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

 

=========================

 

O'Hare Approach Control to a 747:

"United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock , three miles, Eastbound."

United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."

 

=========================

 

A DC-10 had come in a little fast and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.

San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

 

=========================

 

A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English.

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

 

=========================

 

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.

Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"

The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."

 

===========================

 

German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt , Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land."

 

==========================

 

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ATC ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:

"US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?

I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway!

You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"

Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically:

"God! Now you've screwed everything up!

It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to!

You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how tell you!

You got that, US Air 2771?"

 

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

 

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.

 

Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking,

"Wasn't I married to you once?"

[+SKILLET]

=========================

 

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles."

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

 

=========================

 

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."

"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

 

=========================

 

O'Hare Approach Control to a 747:

"United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock , three miles, Eastbound."

United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."

 

=========================

 

A DC-10 had come in a little fast and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.

San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

 

=========================

 

A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English.

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

 

=========================

 

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.

Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"

The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."

 

===========================

 

German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt , Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land."

 

==========================

 

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ATC ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:

"US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?

I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway!

You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"

Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically:

"God! Now you've screwed everything up!

It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to!

You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how tell you!

You got that, US Air 2771?"

 

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

 

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.

 

Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking,

"Wasn't I married to you once?"

 

[shortwing]

=========================

 

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles."

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

 

=========================

 

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."

"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

 

=========================

 

O'Hare Approach Control to a 747:

"United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock , three miles, Eastbound."

United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."

 

=========================

 

A DC-10 had come in a little fast and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.

San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

 

=========================

 

A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English.

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

 

=========================

 

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.

Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"

The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."

 

===========================

 

German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt , Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land."

 

==========================

 

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ATC ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:

"US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?

I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway!

You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"

Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically:

"God! Now you've screwed everything up!

It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to!

You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how tell you!

You got that, US Air 2771?"

 

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

 

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.

 

Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking,

"Wasn't I married to you once?"

 

 

pilot #2 "pacer 16A landing 27right"

bounce.bounce. bumpite bump.....(16A sitting in the weeds next to the runway)

Pilot #1 "Now thats called being off in the weeds"

ATC "You guys all right?"

pilot #2 " "yhea were ok"

ATC " do you want the runway or taxi in the dirt?"

pilot#2 "we'll take the dirt"

pilot #1 "we'll take the runway"

ATC "16A hold position landing trafic" 16A holding

ATC "16A you guys figure out where your going?"

pilot #2 " 16a were going to the hanger, cross 27 right taxie vie bravo and charlie"

....

 

you had to be there

[+TrailGators]

=========================

 

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles."

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

 

=========================

 

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."

"Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

 

=========================

 

O'Hare Approach Control to a 747:

"United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock , three miles, Eastbound."

United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."

 

=========================

 

A DC-10 had come in a little fast and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.

San Jose Tower Noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."

 

=========================

 

A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English.

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

 

=========================

 

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.

Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"

The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."

 

===========================

 

German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt , Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land."

 

==========================

 

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ATC ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:

"US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?

I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway!

You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!"

Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically:

"God! Now you've screwed everything up!

It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to!

You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how tell you!

You got that, US Air 2771?"

 

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

 

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.

 

Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking,

"Wasn't I married to you once?"

 

 

pilot #2 "pacer 16A landing 27right"

bounce.bounce. bumpite bump.....(16A sitting in the weeds next to the runway)

Pilot #1 "Now thats called being off in the weeds"

ATC "You guys all right?"

pilot #2 " "yhea were ok"

ATC " do you want the runway or taxi in the dirt?"

pilot#2 "we'll take the dirt"

pilot #1 "we'll take the runway"

ATC "16A hold position landing trafic" 16A holding

ATC "16A you guys figure out where your going?"

pilot #2 " 16a were going to the hanger, cross 27 right taxie vie bravo and charlie"

....

 

you had to be there

 

My uncle just sent me two more:

 

Two I remember from the maintenance logs on the F-100s I worked on:

 

Pilot Note: Evidence of hydraulic leak on rear fuselage.

Ground Staff cleared problem: Removed evidence of hydraulic leak

 

Pilot note: Oxygen Tube smells of urine

Ground staff note: Relief tube smells of oxygen

Edited February 13, 2009 by TrailGators

[+Let's Look Over Thayer]

This is why learning to spell is important!