Signature Lines

[Voncachstein]

let me help you....

 

eye = i

ham = am

we = re-

todd = -tard-

it = -ed

 

you can do the other one yourself

[+In Search Of Faeries]

QUOTE (Renegade Knight @ Jan 23 2005, 03:49 PM)

Eye Ham We Todd Did.

Sofa King We Todd Did. 

 

 

That took me a minute to get too, but that is hillarious!!!

 

Edited to note that I figured it out before Voncachstein put the hint out there

Edited January 24, 2005 by In Search Of Faeries

[Trinity's Crew]

That's because you're not sofa king we todd did!

 

I love that one too! I wrote that on a napkin to show it to a friend at a restaurant. My (then) 10 year old daughter read it over my shoulder. My friend didn't get it. Unfortunately, SHE got it. (So did I after my wife found out!)

[+New England n00b]

Awww, I gots voted for... :batseyes:  Thanks guys!  Personally, though, I must vote for JMBella...  It's the punchline that just works so dang well!

 

Incidentally, I have my Geocaching membership paid up for quite awhile, so I must respectfully and humbly ask that my name be taken off the list of candidate winners.  I know for a fact there are a good many more people out there much more deserving/needful than I am, 'specially those with little geocaching/hiking kiddies.  It's always better to me to see a kid smile with Mommy or Daddy.

 

If you voted for me, thank you , but I'm all set, so find another humorous forumster and make their day!

It's good that you feel that because...

 

The overall vote winner will get to choose someone that they wish to donate a years Premium Membership

 

And thanks for the vote. I actually like what I added to it. "It doesn't have to be fun to be fun". Taken from this interview on gunks.com.

DOH! This is whatcha get for glancing through a thread!

[+Criminal]

My all time favorite sig line was this one. Maybe because it took me so dang long to figure it out. I don't know who's sig it was if I figure it out I'll update.

 

Eye Ham We Todd Did.

Sofa King We Todd Did.

I was the Sofa King for a while, Hydee asked me ever so nicely to change it, so I did.

[+KYHilltopper]

Snoogins:

 

"There's more than one lane on the geocaching highway.

On the geocaching highway, I happily ride in all of its lanes and I don't blow through the toll booths.-Snoogans 12/24/04"

 

is the most profound of all. Not necessarilly humorous, but profound.

 

Clint the KyHilltopper

[+RustyBeerCan]

OK today i got a signater line. its from the movie mountain men.

and Just figured out how to get a pic under my username

Edited January 24, 2005 by rustybeercan

[+JohnnyVegas]

This was is good from criminal

 

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people who ask questions.

[+The Leprechauns]

I like this one from Ladybug Kids:

 

"In Alaska, the best athletes eat raw meat, sleep in the snow, and run naked."

 

This sig line fits the cool attitude of its owner very well. I enjoy reading Ladybug Kids' reports from Alaska.

[+Robespierre]

My greatest fear is that when I'm long gone, my wife will sell my caching gear for what I told her I paid for it!

Gotta like this. Was it Chillibusher or Chillibasher?

[+Team Tayjam]

I'm not sure who's this is, but it has my vote....since I also drive a toyota

 

"Yea, I get the jeep thing. That's why I drive a toyota"

There are many worthy choices, but this one has my vote. Unfortunately, I don't know who it belongs to either.

[Taxman003]

I personally like the "10 kinds of people in the world" although that Sofa king is hilarious too.

 

Mike

[+MrCOgeo]

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

Because now I am Lost.

*Disclaimer: The preceding opinion was based on my personal experiences.

---JMBella

My personal favorite!

 

Though these deserve an honorable mention:

 

"There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."--Poindexter(?)

 

"Some people are like slinkies. Not particularly useful, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.--Go Play Outside"

 

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.--Captain Chaoss"

 

If you've ever signed the maintenance log sheet in a public rest room,

"Found it easily. Stall needs new toilet paper. Took nothing, left... " You might be a geocacher!--??????

 

Good thread idea!! Funny!

 

Edited for - had to "squeeze" one more honorable mention in ^

Edited January 24, 2005 by MRCOGEO

[2oldfarts (the rockhounders)]

I am amazed...absolutely no one has mentioned this one????

 

Sometimes geocaching is like getting a double nipple titty twister

It can hurt like hell and you’re still having a dadgum good time

Criminal

[+Joe Smith]

I have read many good ones in the past, but they never really stick,

 

I'll vote for mine, even if I stole it from the Red Green show

 

 

Translated: "When all else fails, play dead"

Edited January 24, 2005 by Joe Smith

[+wimseyguy]

My all time favorite sig line was this one.  Maybe because it took me so dang long to figure it out.  I don't know who's sig it was if I figure it out I'll update.

 

Eye Ham We Todd Did.

Sofa King We Todd Did.

I think that one belongs to Stu Pedasso.

 

I like the compound and profound Snoogan's sig line that includes Totem Lake's sig line.

 

The hider is playing a game called geocaching. They are evidently playing it right because their cache was approved.

 

You are also playing a GAME (sport/hobby/obsession/etc.) evidently called MY version of Geocaching 1.5, or maybe even 2.O. You seem to be failing at your game if you are not able to enjoy it. Snoogans 11/04/04

 

"Failure is a hard pill to swallow until you realize the only failure you can really have in this sport is the failure to enjoy yourself."

TotemLake 4/26/04

I also like mine,

[2oldfarts (the rockhounders)]

This one is good too....

 

--------------------

Wolves Shepherd

--------------------

"Cat, the other white meat."

 

Shirley~

[Captain Chaoss]

I'm not sure who's sig this is, but I busted a gut the first time I read it.

 

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

 

I could bounce around the forums until I find it, but that's too much like work

that is/was the sig line of the worlds ugliest, FUNNIEST wet cat and former EMT; Mr. Sparky Watts.

 

Tried to post a link to his profile, but my efforts to look up/email another player kept failing.

[+Renegade Knight]

My second most favorite sig line. Again I don't know who had it.

 

"I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people, we should just remove all the warning labels and let the problem take care of itself".

[+mtn-man]

I'm not sure who's sig this is, but I busted a gut the first time I read it.

 

"Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

 

I could bounce around the forums until I find it, but that's too much like work

that is/was the sig line of the worlds ugliest, FUNNIEST wet cat and former EMT; Mr. Sparky Watts.

 

Tried to post a link to his profile, but my efforts to look up/email another player kept failing.

You are correct sir!

 

http://www.geocaching.com/profile/?id=172989

 

http://forums.Groundspeak.com/GC/index.php...dpost&p=1264371 (his last post, interesting one)

[+fly46]

Eye Ham We Todd Did.

Sofa King We Todd Did.

OMFG, that is THE best ever.

OH MY GOD!

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe because I FINALLY JUST THIS VERY SECOND at 2.16 pm central time did finally GET WHAT THAT SAID.

[+El Diablo]

Eye Ham We Todd Did.

Sofa King We Todd Did.

OMFG, that is THE best ever.

OH MY GOD!

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe because I FINALLY JUST THIS VERY SECOND at 2.16 pm central time did finally GET WHAT THAT SAID.

Would someone kindly explain to me?

 

El Diablo

[+El Diablo]

O.K....I got it. Clever...but I'm going to have to disqualify that one for obvious reasons.

 

Also lets vote on sig lines other han your own, and ones that were around before the contest started. They should also be unique, not ones that have been used by others.

 

Sorry for the late rules...but it is my contest!

 

El Diablo

[+joefrog]

Some people are like slinkies. Not particularly useful, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Hoo! I like that one!

 

My all time favorite sig line was this one.  Maybe because it took me so dang long to figure it out.  I don't know who's sig it was if I figure it out I'll update.

 

Eye Ham We Todd Did.

Sofa King We Todd Did.

 

Ah, leave it to Criminal.... hah! Old joke, but a good one! Diablo, pinch your lower lip and say it outloud, SLOOOOWWWWLY....

[2oldfarts (the rockhounders)]

Well, I have a late candidate...

 

--------------------

Wolves Shepherd

--------------------

"Studies show that swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period is fatal."

 

I love this one. This one has my vote!

 

Shirley~

[+j9cache & Mike(j9+M)]

These are my favorite:

Never mess with a geocacher. We know all the best places to hide a body. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for ye are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I also like the one about must listen to the cat.

I need to get one other than where I live.

[+mtn-man]

Being an off-trail hiker, I'm going to go ahead and vote for New England n00b's:

 

"Tis better to have hiked and been lost, than never to have hiked at all."

 

Carrying a GPS off-trail would almost be cheating I think.

 

Thanks for the vote SherwoodForest. You gotta' laugh in life and not take yourself too seriously. (I just wonder if anyone really thinks I'm over a 100 years old. OK, don't answer that!)

[+Ambrosia]

Wefoot's:

 

Veni...Vidi...Vicachi.

I came...I saw...I geocached.

[+WeightMan]

I've always like The Jester's

 

"A Jester unemployed is nobody's fool" - Danny Kaye in The Court Jester.

Phule's Company "The Few. The Proud. The Stupid. The Inept." - Robert Asprin

[+southdeltan]

I like mine - stole it from a post by Jeremy.

 

sd

[+Beta Test]

My vote is for Joe Forg's "Do not meddle in the affairs of the dragon for ye are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

[+Scoobie10]

Now I'm going to have to start looking at people's sig lines. I generally don't pay attention to them.

 

From a personal standpoint, I change mine every few months (in fact I'm about due).

 

I agree, I don't usually look at others.....but I've always liked mine.

[+BlueDeuce]

My vote is for Joe Forg's "Do not meddle in the affairs of the dragon for ye are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

I second that

[+LindyF]

n00b's:

 

"Tis better to have hiked and been lost, than never to have hiked at all."

There have been alot of good ones here, really hard to pick. I've fallen out of my chair twice on the first page alone! But I gotta say this is my favorite!

[+joefrog]

This one hangs above my desk at home, if anyone wants to steal it:

 

Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

And wow, does this one ever apply:

 

"Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong."

-- Ella Fitzgerald

Edited January 25, 2005 by joefrog

[+BigHank]

I vote for Curmudgeonly Gal's "I have a nice body. It's in the trunk." It always makes me chuckle when I read it.

[+StarBrand]

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

Because now I am Lost.

*Disclaimer: The preceding opinion was based on my personal experiences.

Not sure who this belongs to but it made me laugh and gets my vote.

[+GeoKender]

I have a couple in here somewhere... marble,feather,thimble,twig,thread,rabbitfoot,pebble,finger...

 

Oh yeah! Now I know where I put them!

They're here, down below!!

[+TotemLake]

My vote is for Joe Forg's "Do not meddle in the affairs of the dragon for ye are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

I second that

I like this one too... I've used it a few times myself in conversation.

 

Btw... thanks for the mentions on mine.

[+Skyman]

Tis better to have hiked, Gets my vote

[+Allanon]

I've always liked Criminal's 'double nipple titty twister' line...that gets my vote.

[umc]

Surprising to see so many vote for their own. Does that count?

[+El Diablo]

Surprising to see so many vote for their own. Does that count?

No!

 

El Diablo

[+GeoKender]

Surprising to see so many vote for their own.   Does that count?

No!

 

El Diablo

I never voted for myself.

Since I don't post much here, I was merely promoting. >duh!<

[+souperteam]

I vote for Chillibusher -

 

"My greatest fear is that when I'm long gone, my wife will sell my caching gear for what I told her I paid for it!"

[+Ambrosia]

Planet:

 

I feel much more like I do now than when I first got here.

Edited January 26, 2005 by Ambrosia

[bug and snake]

It's at times like these that I have to wish that I had typed my sig lines in 'clear' - No one knows what they are!!!!!

[+Snoogans]

It's at times like these that I have to wish that I had typed my sig lines in 'clear' - No one knows what they are!!!!!

I've said it before and I'll say it again, " I must be a nut, cuz I eat all kinds of squirrels."

[Azaruk]

My vote goes to:

 

"Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness "

 

Can't remember whose it was, but it's cool!

[WH]

My vote goes to:

 

"Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness "

 

Can't remember whose it was, but it's cool!

I think we can credit Renegade Knight with that one.