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Ahh, the new 1bhp* Foden, a versatile model designed for all terrain travel in all conditions up to and including monsoon. With a specially adapted snorkel it can also travel through water. The safety feature of keeping the driver separate from the passengers will become compulsory in 2017 when India joins Europe and with the new Foden this is imaginatively solved by mounting the engine further forward allowing a space behind for the driver.

 

Additional BHP (up to 15 (equiv 3HHP**) can be easily added and removed when towing or with heavy loads.

 

Foden say " This shows we are easily adaptable to the changing times in road transport and we have no beef with the new regulations"

 

On the subject of methane production "Out of real concern for the driver and the environment we have developed a celery based organic loaf compound which reduces this engine's methane production by up to a fifth. To market this product internationally we have hired satchel and satchel to design some distinctive Loaf art."***

 

*Bovine helps pull

** Herd Helps Pull

*** Low fart (it can only get worse, I'll get back to my work now)

Edited by Kitty Hawk
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