+wildlifewriter Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 (edited) From our special correspondent The world of Geocaching was thrown into turmoil yesterday, after reports that a group of “rogue cachers” were performing the activity with no clothes on. The group held an impromptu press conference yesterday, led by their spokesman Mr. Luke O'Zade who claimed that the action was in protest at what he described as “recent events.” Mr O'Zade – who appeared dressed in navy slacks and a T-shirt bearing the slogan: “KA rules OK” said: “We object to the high-handed and dictatorial attitude what has been displayed by the moderators from them there Turks and Caicos Islands, just because there is more of them than us, They have no rights to say what we can and can't say whereas we can say whatever we want to say no matter what we say about anybody, as enshrined in the Shops, Offices and Railway Premises Act (1963)” Responding to a question, Mr. O'Zade denied that most of his comments had been made on Saturday night after leaving the pub. He then went on to say: “We are demonstrating our inaliena- ilanieb- fundamental human rights by getting our kit off while caching. So there.” Response from the wider Geocaching community was swift. Leading cacher “Lance Ambu” expressed concern at the development: “I am very concerned at the development,” he said “where am I supposed to carry my spare GPS batteries?” North of the border, Scotch cache expert Ullium McIrnbru told our reporter: “Awa'n bile yer heid, ye pesky gowk so y'are. Nae affence, by the way.” We contacted Mr. Jeffrey Leprechaun, whose Seattle company Caches 'R Us.com owns 79.28% of the entire world. In an emotional address, Mr Leprechaun said: “I don't really care if people want to cache in the nude – just as long as nobody else resigns...” He then broke down, sobbing uncontrollably and was unable to continue the interview. Another company executive, Ms. Helda Nipsoot said: “I am a respectable married woman. What are you implying?” Mrs. Nipsoot was recently voted “Miss July Centrefold” by the American readers of Co-ordinate Systems and Ammo magazine. Later that day, our reporter was blindfolded and taken to a secret location known only as “The Forest” to meet with the group's leader, known only as “The Forester.” After making a short speech lasting six hours, “The Forester” removed all his clothes and re-appeared holding what looked like a Garmin Vista GPS unit in one hand. On closer inspection however, this turned out to be his (That does it. You're banned - Admin) Edited January 14, 2005 by wildlifewriter Quote Link to comment
+New England n00b Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 What, Nudecacher took a trip to Europe?!?! Quote Link to comment
+McDeHack Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Never again! Apart from being freezing cold, the cache in the holly bushes was not playing the game for this new type of caching. I would like to suggest that we be allowed to at least wear 'Thigh length waders' for the next outing. Ooouch. Quote Link to comment
+one4zorro Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 I would like to suggest that we be allowed to at least wear 'Thigh length waders' for the next outing. Ooouch. Can they be full of custard? Quote Link to comment
+Happy Humphrey Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Isn't Mr. O'Zade the World's Worst Cacher? I believe he was also featured in "International Geocaching and Glazing Daily" (September 29, 2003) due to his forthright views on nude window-fitting using GPS... Quote Link to comment
+kewfriend Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Oi - this thread is trifle close to home !!!! my lips are sealed Quote Link to comment
+Happy Humphrey Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Oi - this thread is trifle close to home !!!! Oh dear, are you glaziers? It just shows that you can hardly write anything these days without offending someone... HH Quote Link to comment
+klaus23 Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 This is all to distract attention from wildlifewriter caching in nude feet (due to the abduction of his boots by Aliens), and to divert attention from Lance Ambu's involvement in the Northern Bank robbery. Quote Link to comment
+Lance Ambu Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Hey That's enough of that. I don't want to hear any more about it. Klaus, Wlw, the agreed amount of used Tenners are under the tree at the usual co-ordinates (no one will ever look under a tree ) now, keep stumm. You ain't seen me, right? Quote Link to comment
+wildlifewriter Posted January 15, 2005 Author Share Posted January 15, 2005 You ain't seen me, right? No - but Jemima and Tarquin[1] were seen buying sweetie mice with 50-pound notes, the other day. It's a dead giveaway, is that. [1] - Not their real names. Quote Link to comment
+Team Maddie UK Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Certainly living up to your nick on this one WLW. Hilarious! I'm still chuckling... Martin Quote Link to comment
+klaus23 Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 You ain't seen me, right? No - but Jemima and Tarquin[1] were seen buying sweetie mice with 50-pound notes, the other day. It's a dead giveaway, is that. [1] - Not their real names. While their father drank a pint of beer and ate a packet of Bullseyes Quote Link to comment
+MarcB Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Aww... this is just nasty! MarcB Quote Link to comment
+Beds Clangers Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Thanks "Wildlifewriter" Funniest thing I have seen posted for ages, what a relief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice to see that someone still realises it's just a game!! Well that's me "locked out" for the next ten years Nick (PS:- I was Beds Clangers before this post) Quote Link to comment
+Simply Paul Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 I couldn't let this thread go without reposting this old picture - sorry. SP Quote Link to comment
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