+Turkey Trotter Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 (edited) Dear Santa, I've been very good this year and hope you will visit my house. I'm not being greedy this christmas, I only want one stocking filler, just that nothing else. If at all possible can I have Kylie Minogue as I think she would fill a pair of stockings really well. :D Thank you Glenn.. PS. I have left you a drink and a mince pie and something for Rudolph. PPS. If I can't have Kylie, can I have her little sister Danni instead?? Edited December 23, 2004 by Turkey Trotter Quote Link to comment
+rutson Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Methinks she'll be on a lot of Christmas lists Quote Link to comment
+Turkey Trotter Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 (edited) Ah but I got my request in first so there Edited December 23, 2004 by Turkey Trotter Quote Link to comment
+S&G.Davison Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Funny More Kylie 2005 Calanders have been sold than any other http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4106399.stm Quote Link to comment
+Simply Paul Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 "I've 'ad 'er. And 'er sister." SP Quote Link to comment
+Alibags Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I may just have to go gay, she's so georgeous! Quote Link to comment
Deego Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 (edited) Yeh But can she Geocache :D Would rather have Amanda Tapping (Sam Carter in Stargate SG1) Edited December 23, 2004 by Deego Quote Link to comment
+mongoose39uk Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I must say that I deplore this gratuitous sexist behviour, women are not objects Can I have Halle Berry Please Quote Link to comment
+Pharisee Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Have you seen the tattoo on her bottom??? "Been there, done that. TNLN.The VC" Quote Link to comment
+RoswellJam Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Keira Knightley tops them all! Quote Link to comment
+Alibags Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Have you seen the tattoo on her bottom??? probably not a tattoo but a turkey trotter print Quote Link to comment
+Team Ullium Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Tut tut tut..you peeps....you do realise that if you accept that we are all unique then where is the yardstick that says one person is more beautiful than another??? This point of view of mine has nothing to do with the fact that I am married to the world's most beatiful woman ... and she can find caches in the pitch dark!!!! Bill (hoping for a really good Chrissy pressy from Santa ) Quote Link to comment
+kbootb Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Kylie does nothing for me.... I keep asking .... but she refuses Quote Link to comment
+Billy Twigger Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Ullium - be honest - this is what you want...... Better than Kylie or Britney!! Quote Link to comment
+Team Ullium Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Ullium - be honest - this is what you want......Better than Kylie or Britney!! Would you believe that Lena and myself both sung in the same band in the Locarno Dance Hall in Glasgow?? I could tell you some tales there mate However, having Lena's Mum as a mother-in-law would have taken the courage of Hector in the Greek wars Bill. P.S. another not well known fact was that I was head choir boy in the Govan Parish Church!! Bet that shook you eh?? Quote Link to comment
+Learned Gerbil Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 If people think this is sexist - try the forums at moderndrunkardmagazine.com for the real thing! Quote Link to comment
nobby.nobbs Posted December 25, 2004 Share Posted December 25, 2004 kylie very nice but can't get the neighbours image out of my mind. not that sexy in overalls. hope santa brought atleast some of the stuff you all wanted. have a great one Quote Link to comment
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