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THE CACHE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

 

original poem by Clement Clarke Moore

adapted by Murfster and Tink007

 

 

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

 

Not a creature was caching, not even Chris-Mouse;

 

The cache packs were hung by the entrance with care,

 

In hopes that a new GPS soon would be there;

 

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

 

While visions of Tupperware danced in their heads;

 

And mum with her 'compass, and I with my map,

 

Had just settled down with computer on lap,

 

When a new link appeared on my screen just like that,

 

I sprang from the chair to find where it was at.

 

Away to the woods I flew like a flash,

 

Decrypted the clues to look for the cache.

 

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

 

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

 

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

 

But a cacher who said "First Finder! I'm here!,

 

With a little old garmin, so lively and canny,

 

I knew in a moment it must be Amazon Annie.

 

More rapid than eagles the cachers they came,

 

And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

 

"Now, Murfster! now, BQ! now, Olar and Tink!

 

On, Trimbles! on Logger! now what do you think!

 

To the top of the hill! look close to the wall!

 

Now cache away! cache away! cache away all!"

 

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

 

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

 

So up to the hill the cachers they flew,

 

Found a cache full of toys, and small log book too.

 

And then, in a twinkling, they hid it away

 

And covered it up for another day.

 

As I checked off the find, and was turning around,

 

Down the trail old cache-tech came with a bound.

 

He was camouflaged well, from his foot to his head,

 

And his clothes were all brown, not a bit of bright red;

 

A bundle of swag he had flung on his back,

 

And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

 

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

 

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

 

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

 

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

 

The stump of a pencil he held tight in his teeth,

 

And head light encircled his head like a wreath;

 

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

 

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

 

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

 

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

 

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

 

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

 

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

 

Re-filled all the caches; then turned with a jerk,

 

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

 

And giving a nod, up the hillside he rose;

 

He hopped into his truck and started to whistle,

 

And away he flew down the road just like a missile.

 

But I heard him exclaim, ere he vanished from sight,

 

"Happy Caching to all, and to all a good-night."

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And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pencil he held tight in his teeth,

And head light encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

Wow! this paints a very vivid picture of Cache-Tech! Not at all like their "ACTUAL" picture in their forum avatar! duh! :rolleyes:

 

Fantastic rendition!!

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Fantastic rendition!!

Thanks.. we had fun doing it. There are lots of other poems and stories out there others may want to try there hand at. If I could think of a way..I'd like to make it a virtual or locationless cache..

 

How about " The 10 days of Caching"

.. On the first day of caching my truelove gave to me....

 

Anyone up to the challange?? :rolleyes:

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" The 10 days of Caching "

 

On the first day of caching my true love gave to me....

 

Coordinates to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the second day of caching my true love gave to me two....

 

Travel bugs, and coords to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the third day of caching my true love gave to me three..

 

spare pencils, two travel bugs, and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the fourth day of caching my true love gave to me four..?????

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" The 10 days of Caching "

 

On the first day of caching my truelove gave to me....

 

Coordinates to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the second day of caching my true love gave to me two....

 

Travel bugs, and coords to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the third day of caching my true love gave to me three..

 

spare pencils, two travel bugs, and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the fourth day of caching my true love gave to me four..

 

sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the fifth day of caching my true love gave to me five.....???

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" The 10 days of Caching "

 

On the first day of caching my truelove gave to me....

 

Coordinates to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the second day of caching my true love gave to me two....

 

Travel bugs, and coords to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the third day of caching my true love gave to me three..

 

spare pencils, two travel bugs, and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the fourth day of caching my true love gave to me four..

 

sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs, and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the fifth day of caching my true love gave to me..

 

five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the sixth of caching my true love gave to me......

 

Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the seventh day of caching my true love gave to me...

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On the seventh day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Seven sets of batteries

 

Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the eighth day of caching my true love gave to me...

Edited by gm100guy
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On the Ninth day of Caching my true love gave to me....

Nine muggles strolling

eight Geocoins

seven sets of batteries,

Six ammo boxes,

five caches along a trail,

four sat signals,

three spare pencils,

two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me...

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" The 12 days of Caching "

 

On the first day of caching my truelove gave to me....

 

Coordinates to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the second day of caching my true love gave to me two....

 

Travel bugs, and coords to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the third day of caching my true love gave to me three..

 

spare pencils, two travel bugs, and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the fourth day of caching my true love gave to me four..

 

sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs, and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the fifth day of caching my true love gave to me..

 

five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the sixth of caching my true love gave to me......

 

Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the seventh day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Seven sets of batteries,Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the eigth day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Eight Geocoins, Seven sets of batteries,

Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the nineth day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Nine muggles strolling, eight Geocoins,

Seven sets of batteries,Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the tenth day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Ten stage multi cache, nine muggles strolling, eight Geocoins,

Seven sets of batteries,Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the eleventh day of caching my true love gave to me...

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Uh.... :blink:

 

Eleven Cachers at a Pub Night? :D:D

 

10 stage multi cache

Nine muggles strolling

eight Geocoins

seven sets of batteries,

Six ammo boxes,

five caches along a trail,

four sat signals,

three spare pencils,

two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

And on the Twelfth day of Christmas my Caching Partner(or Buddy) gave to me...........

Edited by Binrat
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" The 12 days of Caching "

 

On the first day of caching my truelove gave to me....

 

Coordinates to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the second day of caching my true love gave to me two....

 

Travel bugs, and coords to a cache in an evergreen tree!

 

On the third day of caching my true love gave to me three..

 

spare pencils, two travel bugs, and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the fourth day of caching my true love gave to me four..

 

sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs, and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the fifth day of caching my true love gave to me..

 

five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the sixth of caching my true love gave to me......

 

Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the seventh day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Seven sets of batteries,Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the eigthth day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Eight Geocoins, Seven sets of batteries,

Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the nineth day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Nine muggles strolling, eight Geocoins,

Seven sets of batteries,Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the tenth day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Ten stage multi cache, nine muggles strolling, eight Geocoins,

Seven sets of batteries,Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the eleventh day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Eleven Cachers at a Pub Night!Ten stage multi cache,

nine muggles strolling, eight Geocoins,

Seven sets of batteries,Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

On the twelfth day of caching my true love gave to me...

 

Twelve First to Finds, Eleven Cachers at a Pub Night!Ten stage multi cache,

nine muggles strolling, eight Geocoins,

Seven sets of batteries,Six ammo boxes, five caches along a trail,

four sat signals, three spare pencils, two travel bugs,

and coords to (a cache in) an evergreen tree!

 

B)B)B)B):cool:B):D:D:D:D:D:D

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Cache-Tech The Red Nosed Approver

 

Oh Come All Ye Cachers

 

Frosty The Cacher...

Sound like a couple good ones..

 

BUT hey lets leave our beleagured Cach Approvers alone.. :cool: It is the season for fellowship and good will.

 

"Res2100 the red nosed cacher"

 

Lets try "Oh Come All Ye Cachers"

 

Hey all you lurkers out there.. Pitch us a line B)

 

Murfster

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:cool: "Walking in a Caching Wonderland"

 

Satellites locked, are you looking,

In the rocks, box is hiding,

A beautiful site, we're caching tonight,

Walking in a Caching Wonderland.

 

When it snows ain't it thrillin'

To find a cache that isn't frozen

though your fingers are numb

sign the log and you're done

Walking in a Caching Wonderland

 

In the meadow we have hid a micro,

It's been days and still its not been found

They'll say "is it here?" and we'll say "no man"

Until the "uber cachers" come to town.

 

Later on we'll perspire

As we climb even higher

To face unafraid the hide Tripper's made

Walking in a Caching Wonderland

 

We'll frolic & play

and seek caches all day

Walking in a Caching Wonderland

 

-Donna G

Edited by TheGertridgeExplorers
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its lame, but give me credit, I am working on another one.

 

We Wish You a Merry Cachemas

We wish you a Merry Cachemas;

We wish you a Merry Cachemas;

We wish you a Merry Cachemas and a Cachy New Year.

Good swag we bring to your caches and events;

Good swag for Cachemas and a Cachy New Year.

 

Oh, bring us a First To find;

Oh, bring us a First To Find;

Oh, bring us a First To Find and a Travel Bug too.

We won't go until we get some;

We won't go until we get some;

We won't go until we get some, so bring some right here.

 

We wish you a Merry Cachemas;

We wish you a Merry Cachemas;

We wish you a Merry Cachemas and a Cachy New Year.

 

Binrat

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