+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Geez. Did you ever notice how much a opossum turd looks just like a film can?" Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "I peed in your boot while you were looking up there. Sorry. It's what I do." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "If it's chipmunk it's mine. If it's snake you're on your own, Two-Legs." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Next time get a wider tree. Sheesh." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "I'm sniffin' poodle over here. I don't want to know how big the dog was that left the mark you're sniffin'!" Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Find Ranger Dan, Patrick! I'll keep my finger in the dyke. You go get Ranger Dan. And hurry!" "Woof!" "No! No! Go get Ranger Dan. C'mon Patrick. If Lassie can do it you can, too." "Woof!" "Stop humping my leg and go get help, you mangy mutt!" "Woof!" "... we're all gonna die..." "Woof!" Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Is this the 'End of the Road' I hear everyone talking about?" Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "No, dear. The directions say, 'Turn left on Butz Drive.' Get back in the car." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 (edited) "Well. We warned you about Patrick. We'll go home so you can change." Edited March 4, 2007 by Torry Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "There's no time to Hokey-Pokey, Ev! The park closes at dusk!" Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Very nice moves, Ev. That could be real handy to sneak around the muggles. But the cache page says it was in an old strip mine." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "You'd better drive around her, Fred. I don't think the insurance company will believe you got rear-ended." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Well... these are the back roads..." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "The county engineers will look into the shoulder issue ... but I'll get a crew out to fix that crack in the road right away." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "It's a great impersonation, Ev. But his name is Buddaman. I think you forgot to check the spelling." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Dagnabbit, Patrick! Not in the boat. We're wet enough as it is." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "You can knock off the 'Faster! Faster!' chant. We're just gonna have to buy a motorboat if y'all wanna go skiing." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "I just love caching at night. Check out the full moon." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Ohhhhhh. You're talking about Butte, Montana. Sorry. My bad." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Why do the rest of the folks here refer to us as the special geocachers?" Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "It's not there, bud. Re-check your coordinates and get the *#@%&! away from my bike." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "This is one time where I really regret going paper-less." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "This little hand-held thingie says I've arrived at my destination. Where am I?" Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 (edited) "Now how's the dog supposed to hold an oar? He doesn't have thumbs. Quit whinin' and keep paddlin'!" Edited March 4, 2007 by Torry Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "If the dog starts another chorus of '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall' he's sleepin' with the fishes." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Geez. We coulda walked across 'til Patrick got started. You got that dog on water pills or somethin'?" Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "I don't care WHAT the clerk at Victoria's Secret said. It's just NOT very sexy." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "So what's the limit on sticks anyways? Do I need a license?" "Okay. Okay. I suck at picking deer stands. So sue me." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "The dowsing rod thing sounds neat but I'll stick with my GPSr." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "I'm not sure what I ran over. Looks like a lizard. Maybe a gecko of some sort." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "Must be one of the locals, George. Just drive around her slowly." "Yes, dear." "Why are you getting out your wallet?" "I was gonna tuck a dollar. She's pretty hot." "You're so dead when we get home, George." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 "If Torry does one more of his stupid captions I'm gonna whack him with this stick." "I gotcher back." Quote Link to comment
+Team Tigger International Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 I am thinking someone was bored today hehehehehe Good ones Torry !! Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 "D'ya think the pig will like me now, Mama?" "Girl. You stay away from that pig, y'hear? He's nothin' but trouble." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 "He's back! Get the stick, Pa!" Quote Link to comment
Neos2 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Torry, stop! My ribs are aching! Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 "Let's throw somebody in the pool!" "Wait a minute... I've got a better idea...." Quote Link to comment
+CYBret Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Well after caching in Lafayette yesterday I'm sad to say that none of those pictures are worthy of posting here. (what I mean to say is that I don't want the retaliation I'll receive from posting those pictures here...hell hath no fury, y'know) So how about this one. Name the cache. It was in INDIANER but it's now archived. What is it...and why is it? Bret Quote Link to comment
+Are_we_there_yet? Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Well after caching in Lafayette yesterday I'm sad to say that none of those pictures are worthy of posting here. (what I mean to say is that I don't want the retaliation I'll receive from posting those pictures here...hell hath no fury, y'know) So how about this one. Name the cache. It was in INDIANER but it's now archived. What is it...and why is it? Bret Well, the what is "Shoe Corner" the why however escapes me. It doesn't say on the cache page and the link on the page is outdated and no longer available. I thought that I had recognized this from a book that I have but that was a shoe tree in Southern Indiana. I guess I'll take a guess and say that the why would be that our neighbors to the West in ILLINOISE just wanted a place to put their old shoes! Oh, as far as the pictures you took while in Lafayette, none could surpass those to which you posed for! Quote Link to comment
+CYBret Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Well, the what is "Shoe Corner" the why however escapes me. It doesn't say on the cache page and the link on the page is outdated and no longer available. I thought that I had recognized this from a book that I have but that was a shoe tree in Southern Indiana. I guess I'll take a guess and say that the why would be that our neighbors to the West in ILLINOISE just wanted a place to put their old shoes! Oh, as far as the pictures you took while in Lafayette, none could surpass those to which you posed for! Wow! Very good! I thought for sure this one would be a stumper! As for those pictures in Lafayette, I have NO knowledge of what you speak of. And once again...those were NOT my magazines! Quote Link to comment
+The Herd Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I think we have several other cachers that were there, that will argue against you on that one Bret. You and those magazines were like old war buddies. Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 "... We could tell that we were getting close to the nudist colony ... " Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "I think I'm close to the footpath." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "Patrick's master realized that it was time to see a canine urologist." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "Coming out was difficult but he could no longer deny his true feelings..." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "Most dogs are content to eat a few mouthfuls of grass and vomit on the living room carpet. ... Patrick was different." Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "Patrick was weary of the neighbor cats burying their surprises in his yard. It was time to take action." Quote Link to comment
Neos2 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Torry wouldn't go until the big race was over. We didn't have the heart to tell him it wasn't plugged in. Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "It was cold and damp. The food atrocious and the place was filthy. ... But we had cable! Sweeet!" Quote Link to comment
+Torry Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 "Some folks drove their cars or trucks to the event. Others came by motorcycle or SUV. ... These folks arrived in the short bus." Quote Link to comment
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