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Avroair Is A Liar


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I was just speaking with a friend who works with INS and he informed me that Avroair is actually an illegal immigrant froim Mexico whose real name is Marco Clemente. He is a revolutionary and a follower of Santa Ana and is conspiring to set up a new Mexican province around San Antonio (thats new Mexican, not New Mexican).

 

At first I thought that couldn't be possible. I mean that Brittish accent and the fact that he claims to have placed a write in vote for Pat Buchannan in the recent election threw me off. Then I started thiking about all the Che Gueverra and Emiliano Zapata posters in his garage and it made sense to me.

 

Marco Clemente, your gig is up.

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Oh yeah... Brian or should I call you Brianna... since that is your REAL name (not Quoddy), you tracked from Mexico? It's Canada, not Mexico!!!

 

You call yourself Snat... but what exactly is that?

 

1. Snat - when you are trying to sit on a stoll but your arse is too big

2. S. NAT - southern Nataional

3. S.N.A.T - swat team for geocaching... always out to police caches!!!

4. Is snat backwards for tans? - someone who doesn't like the sun?

 

Either way! I didn't do it! It was Carrie Akash! I have proof!

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I bet his background has been thoroughly checked in the past (each time he was stopped by the police at a cache.

 

Either way! I didn't do it! It was Carrie Akash! I have proof!

I believe I have some proof that you actually planted the evidence and framed her. Will trade for a few WG.

 

PS- Also willing to trade a Mike Rowe for a few bottle caps.

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You ARE properly documented, aren't you Avroair

 

Yeah, the police have documented me doing caches in 2 counties and 5 townships so far? Is that what you meant!!!

 

Brian's just mad since he has to pay me to still be his friend and he was late on this weeks payment. A desperate man, a very desperate man!!!

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I have to fly to Michigan again in a few weeks and checked into the most recent TSA regulations. I found out that I can bring shampoo and conditioner again, but that I can't bring avroair.

 

Lo siento, Marco, but cancel that ticket I sent you.

 

Aw! I was going to Vegas baby! Guess I will settle for Morris County instead... :laughing:

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I have to fly to Michigan again in a few weeks and checked into the most recent TSA regulations. I found out that I can bring shampoo and conditioner again, but that I can't bring avroair.

 

Lo siento, Marco, but cancel that ticket I sent you.

 

Aw! I was going to Vegas baby! Guess I will settle for Morris County instead... :anibad:

 

Ummm, NO.... Morris county doesn't want illegals either! Maybe you should just head to Lawn Guyland. Maybe they'll take you!

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...hey, it may not be ALL that bad! I need my lawns cut, leaves raked and the gutters cleaned - how's 20 pesos sound????

 

Besides, don't pick on Marco - he took and passed the INS test:

 

Question 1: What is the third letter of the alphabet? His reply - "Si"

Question 2: What is another name for the ocean? His reply - "Si"

Question 3: What do your eyes do? His reply - "Si"

 

I'll recommend him for those menial tasks we all need to have done!

...don't forget his country cousin, Kay Possum!

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Well I have been called out on it so here is an event for it: Liar! Lair Pants on Fire!!!

 

What Geocaching Meet & Greet - Share your best geocaching lies.

Where Ruby Tuesday's - Upstairs

When April Fool's Day, April 1st 2007, noon to 4 pm

Why Much like a liar cache, this is a liar event!

 

Each attendee will be handed a 'lie' when they come through the door. They must use the lie in their logs. The funnier the better! :ph34r::ph34r::(

 

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