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Ten least helpful things heard while geocaching

 

"Are we there, yet?"

"The last one WAS under a pile of logs."

"There's no river marked on this map..."

"Are you sure it's switched on?"

"Ooh - that must have hurt."

"I looked there, already."

"Try holding it above your head."

"It gets dark in fifteen minutes."

"Who's blood is this?"

"Oi! - get off moi laaand!"

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Ten least helpful things heard while geocaching

This is a favourite one often heard on "windswept" cache hunts.

 

"Russ, I told you to look there half an hour ago"

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"That reminds me - we should have brought a pot for the blackberries!"

"Have we got a recipe for nettle wine?"

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"There were co-ordinates in that last part of the multi we visited 2 miles ago........??"

 

"What combination..?"

 

(With special thanks to Dad and Pharisee for their contribution to this thread)

 

:lol::):):)

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"Who left that river there?"

"I didn't see a 'thieves operate in this area' sign" - "Someone stole it"

"I bet you wish you brought a coat"

"Stop being such a baby, it's only a nettle sting" (Said to me while I was holding my groin - the nettle had gone up the leg of my shorts while I climbed off a stile)

"What are you doing?" (Said in a highly suspicious voice. I blame a bit of a beard and a tan for making me look like a member of Al Quida)

"If I was a sadistic bastard, where would I hide it?" - "What do you mean if?"

"I've looked everywhere" - "It's a micro" - "I'll look everywhere else"

"Is that legal?" - "Do I look like a Solicitor?" - "Well, you *are* a bit of a tart..."

"How long will you be?" (Bit of a personal question)

"Sandals? In this weather?" - "My feet are waterproof"

 

SP :lol:

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Mark Did you really have to wear your Red Football shirt, that BULL is coming over to take a closer look......Get Over that fence Quickly.......phew just made it.

 

(remember this Rutson)

 

Joan

How could I possibly forget! I blame the folk who set the cache :laughing:

 

And some more:

 

"Just a minute, it says. S...e...e.....p...h...o...t...o...f...o...r...c...l...u...e. Photo? What photo?"

 

"We came from that way....... didn't we?"

 

And one from yesterday:

 

"What sort of sadistic person puts a cache at the base of cliff in dense woodland?"

 

(I might add that the word "person" may have been replaced with another roughly synonymous word :lol:)

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After half an hour of searching:

"yes. Strangely enough there is a difference between 21 feet and .21 miles!"

 

That would be funny, if only it wasn't real... GC8967

 

(I've found that cache recently, and the co-ords ARE about 20 feet out. Which is closer than this cache owner usually manages.) :laughing:

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*Make a U-turn* while driving down a dual carriageway. TomTom users will no doubt recognise this :laughing:

 

It's only up there, I'll wait here with the kids, you'll be alright :lol:

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