+Inukshuk and Arwen Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 I just came across WH's signature on the general forum and howled with laughter! Garmin E-Trex - $250 Hiking Boots - $75 Tank of Gas - $30 Pocket Full of Items for Trade - $10 Calling in Sick to Work so I Can Go Caching - PRICELESS i know there are more good ones out there so lets start a list for the magazine! Quote Link to comment
+MarcB Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 My previous one was... Searched for hours but had no joy - could only find a discarded bottle and an old ammo box under a large piece of bark... MarcB Quote Link to comment
+Haggis Hunter Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Women are like microwave ovens.... you need them to warm up your noodles but you've no idea how they work !!! Quote Link to comment
+The Hokesters Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Lol - "you don't need an arrow to hunt - but it helps!" Quote Link to comment
+Inukshuk and Arwen Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 Here's another! "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy sh**...what a ride!" Jamethiel Quote Link to comment
+Team Ullium Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy sh**...what a ride!" Admit it Inukshuk.... you've been reading some of my logs?? Ullium. Quote Link to comment
+Naefearjustbeer Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 spotted on a different forum Eagles may soar but Weasels dont get sucked into jet engines Quote Link to comment
Deego Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 "the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese" Quote Link to comment
+Inukshuk and Arwen Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 ah yes! and look what happened to the early worm ! at least thats what i used to tell my boss when i was late! but just look where that got me - its tough at the bottom you know.... Quote Link to comment
+DomHeknows Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 "the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese" is this a metaphor for ftf's then Mr Second Mouse? Quote Link to comment
+klaus23 Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 From a mate: "No Animals were harmed during the sending of this e-mail. However, several electrons were terribly inconvenienced." and my own favourite A train station is where a train stops A bus station is where a bus stops On my desk I have a work station Quote Link to comment
+M3ZPY Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 my favorite is: 'I usualy take one day at a time but lately they seem to have all come at once!' Quote Link to comment
+Cave Troll and Eeyore Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 Found on the USA forum "Never mess with a geocacher. We know all the best places to hide a body." Quote Link to comment
+sTeamTraen Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 "In a world without walls or boundaries, who needs Windows and Gates ?" "People don't like it when you try to debug them" "Hi! I'm a signature virus! Copy me into your signature file to help me spread!" (this one is a good idiot detector... I have seen a system administrator from a major bank go ballistic, thinking that the words "I am a virus" means that his system had a virus) and my personal favourite (10 points for spotting the author): "Life's like a jigsaw - you get the straight bits, but there's something missing in the middle" Quote Link to comment
Jamethiel Posted August 20, 2004 Share Posted August 20, 2004 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy sh**...what a ride!" Admit it Inukshuk.... you've been reading some of my logs?? Ullium. Or he's been reading some of mine! LOL! Nice topic. My e-mail signatures have been: ************************************ According to his or her personal experience, each person must decide by himself or herself where they have been. Always for me the most important thing is not where the others have gone but the experience lived through.-Reinhold Messner Or: ************************************************* May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. -Edward Abbey (1927-1989) -J Quote Link to comment
+Haggis Hunter Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 When time comes, we'll all be drownded, lad - Pooter Quote Link to comment
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