+Robespierre Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's cache we go. Garmin knows the way and it eats no hay, though it cost me lots of dough...oh. If you want my Garmin, and you think it's sexy, come on, baby, let me know. Oh..oh, Say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, where the heck the cache is, we been searchin' all night. Who's green box full of swag, with a log book and pen, that we surely must sign, and then put it back in. Ben, the two of us need look no more, we've found the cache that we've been looking for. first the batteries ran out, and lightening flashed about, it's just so happy when, you're out cachin' with Ben. Quote Link to comment
+Robespierre Posted July 16, 2004 Author Share Posted July 16, 2004 9:16 a.m.??? It was 1:10 in the morning....that's my excuse, an' I'm stickin' to it. Quote Link to comment
+ZackJones Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Here's one inspred by MC Hammer's Can't Touch This: U can't find this U can't find this U can't find this, oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh U can't find this, oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh My-my-my the cache description is so hard makes me say Oh Garmin Thank you for giving me that GPS called the 60C That's good when you've got the coords down A superdope geoboy from Oaktown With props to Jeremy For helping out the geocache community Zack Quote Link to comment
+briansnat Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 (edited) Sung to the tune of Stairway to Heaven I I I I, am gonna find, find, find, find it. YEAH, I'M GOooooona find that cache. If it takes all day and all night I will search high and low with a flashlight if necessary. dadgum the ticks and poison ivy I I I I am driving down the highway to find that cache in the rocks and sticks. Yeah, baby, geocaching is for me. Geocaching all day in the country and in the city Finding ammo boxes and Tupperware means Some people think I'm square. But I know I'm really cool Because I bought a Garmin it proves that I'm not a fool. Though firends dont understand by any stretch of the matter how. I can do this geocaching thing in the rain, sleet and snow. Oooo, geocaching, geocaching, geocaching all the way oh what fun it is to find a geocache each day. Edited July 16, 2004 by briansnat Quote Link to comment
+Divine Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Dinoprophet's lyrics, inspired by this picture: Hey, hey mama said the way you move, Gon' hide a cache, gon' get approved. <guitar> Didn't take too long 'fore I found out What people mean by trashing out. <guitar> Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah. Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah. Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 (edited) IF If some folks can find a thousand caches, Then why can't I find one? Although I'm having fun, The caches just aren't there. I'd rather find an ammo box, Or tupperware out there, A micro's just too small And only makes me swear. Then one by one, my cache count starts to rise, Before my very eyes, They're appearing everywhere. Edited July 16, 2004 by Sparky-Watts Quote Link to comment
+Pyewacket Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 lol! These are great. I'm hoping Planet will post her "Gilligan's Island" theme song parody. Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 (edited) ...and I still haven't found what I'm looking for... Oh wait that is the original line... We had joy we had fun, we found caches in the sun but the micro's we could reach were just micro's off the street. long tall cache in a black dress... No, that won't work, back to the drawing board. Hot cache in the city... Um no... Edited July 16, 2004 by Renegade Knight Quote Link to comment
+Enspyer Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 I can't find it, but I remember that there was a christmas topic full of christmas songs with geocaching lyrics. I think it started originally in 2002. Anyway, it seems appropriate here. Quote Link to comment
+Robespierre Posted July 16, 2004 Author Share Posted July 16, 2004 Dinoprophet's lyrics, inspired by this picture: Hey, that looks a lot like MY black dog. IF If some folks can find a thousand caches, Then why can't I find one? Although I'm having fun, The caches just aren't there. I'd rather find an ammo box, Or tupperware out there, A micro's just too small And only makes me swear. Then one by one, my cache count starts to rise, Before my very eyes, They're appearing everywhere. This post has been edited by Sparky-Watts on Jul 16 2004, 04:03 AM I'm thinkin' this one's for the Hall of Fame. long tall cache in a black dress... No, that won't work, back to the drawing board. I think he needs a woman. Quote Link to comment
+Robespierre Posted July 16, 2004 Author Share Posted July 16, 2004 Well, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but try again: Somebody said no harm in, puttin' waypoints in my Garmin, but I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed. So I'm pushin' little buttons, and draggin' little cousins, up the mountain to find what's the stash in. The skeeters start comin', and they don't stop comin', and the chiggers are a jumpin' so I hit the ground runnin'. but the media said this would be fun, and it would get out into the sun. Man, I need some help finishin' this. Quote Link to comment
kayaker22589 Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 One way or another I'm gonnafind ya I'm gonna git ya git ya git ya git ya (refrain) Quote Link to comment
kayaker22589 Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Well, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but try again: Somebody said no harm in, puttin' waypoints in my Garmin, but I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed. So I'm pushin' little buttons, and draggin' little cousins, up the mountain to find what's the stash in. The skeeters start comin', and they don't stop comin', and the chiggers are a jumpin' so I hit the ground runnin'. but the media said this would be fun, and it would get out into the sun. Man, I need some help finishin' this. Hey now I'm a Cacher Get your pants on start hiking Hey now I'm a Cacher Get the box out sign the log And all that good swag is gone Because some idiot took the good stuff (Theres my contribution second verse anyone) Quote Link to comment
+GEO*Trailblazer 1 Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Over Hill over dell, we will hit the dusty trail as those cahce's keep rolling along. Well it's hy hydee cache artillary. and the cache's keep rolling along. Or Battle Hymn of the CACHE My eye's have seen the glory of the stashing of the cache, And we all joined together in CITO'ING out the trash. We have loosed the cache hiding of the humblest of the mass. Geocaching marches on. glory,glory cache heaven, glory,glory cache heaven, glory,glory cache heaven, cache's keep coming on. I have seen cache's in the watch-fires of 100 circling camps, They hid them in the rocks keeping them from evening dews amd damps As the read this cache writing from their dim and flaring lamps. cache day marches on. repeat chorus Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Here's one inspred by MC Hammer's Can't Touch This: U can't find this U can't find this U can't find this, oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh U can't find this, oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh My-my-my the cache description is so hard makes me say Oh Garmin Thank you for giving me that GPS called the 60C That's good when you've got the coords down A superdope geoboy from Oaktown With props to Jeremy For helping out the geocache community Zack STOP! Signal Time! Quote Link to comment
+Robespierre Posted July 16, 2004 Author Share Posted July 16, 2004 Well, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but try again: Somebody said no harm in, puttin' waypoints in my Garmin, but I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed. So I'm pushin' little buttons, and draggin' little cousins, up the mountain to find what's the stash in. The skeeters start comin', and they don't stop comin', and the chiggers are a jumpin' so I hit the ground runnin'. but the media said this would be fun, and it would get me out into the sun. Hey now, goin' cachin', get your boots on, get swag. Hey now, extra batt'ries, g. p. s. and bug tag. Somebody said, "buddy, can you spare some change for gas, I need to get myself on out to this cache. I said, yeah, what a concept, I could do some cachin' myself, and we could all find another stash, well darkness is fallin' and the water is risin' and the muggles are comin', it's so surprisin' Hey now, goin' cachin', find your backpack, com-pass. Hey now, bring the bug spray, extra log book, now dash. Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 OK. I couldn't find a word that needs changing. It has been my caching anthem for monhs: All My Life by Foo Fighters All my life I've been searching for something something never comes never leads to nothing nothing satisfies but I'm getting close closer to the prize at the end of the rope all night long I dream of the day when it comes around and it's taken away leaves me with the feeling that I feel the most feel it come to life when I see your ghost calm down don't you resist you've such a delicate wrist and if I give it a twist something to hold when I lose my grip will I find something in there to give me just what I need another reason to bleed one by one hidden up my sleeve Don't let it go to waste, I love it but I hate the taste weight keep pinning me down will I find a believer another one who believes another one to deceive over and over down on my knees if I get any closer and if you open up wide and if you let me inside on and on I've got nothing to hide then I'm done done on to the next one done and I'm done and I'm on to the next Quote Link to comment
+Beast of Traal Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 I have a few geo parodies on my web site geo parodies you can also email your parodies to me and i'll put them on the site boftraal@geodining.com Quote Link to comment
weRlostNDwoods Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 songs Heres a few from awhile back. Quote Link to comment
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