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:D Over the river and through the woods

to Grandmother's cache we go.

Garmin knows the way

and it eats no hay,

though it cost me lots of dough...oh.

 

If you want my Garmin, and you think it's sexy,

come on, baby, let me know.

 

Oh..oh, Say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,

where the heck the cache is, we been searchin' all night.

Who's green box full of swag, with a log book and pen,

that we surely must sign, and then put it back in.

 

Ben, the two of us need look no more,

we've found the cache that we've been looking for.

first the batteries ran out, and lightening flashed about,

it's just so happy when, you're out cachin' with Ben.

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Here's one inspred by MC Hammer's Can't Touch This:

 

U can't find this

U can't find this

U can't find this, oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

U can't find this, oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

My-my-my the cache description is so hard makes me say Oh Garmin

Thank you for giving me that GPS called the 60C

That's good when you've got the coords down

A superdope geoboy from Oaktown

With props to Jeremy

For helping out the geocache community

 

Zack

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Sung to the tune of Stairway to Heaven

 

I I I I, am gonna find, find, find, find it.

YEAH, I'M GOooooona find that cache.

If it takes all day

and all night

I will search high and low

with a flashlight if necessary.

 

dadgum the ticks and poison ivy

I I I I am driving down the highway

to find that cache in the rocks and sticks.

 

Yeah, baby, geocaching is for me.

Geocaching all day in the country and in the city

Finding ammo boxes and Tupperware means

Some people think I'm square.

But I know I'm really cool

 

Because I bought a Garmin it proves that I'm not a fool.

Though firends dont understand by any stretch of the matter how.

I can do this geocaching thing in the rain, sleet and snow.

 

Oooo, geocaching, geocaching, geocaching all the way

oh what fun it is to find a geocache each day.

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IF

 

If some folks can find a thousand caches,

Then why can't I find one?

Although I'm having fun,

The caches just aren't there.

 

I'd rather find an ammo box,

Or tupperware out there,

A micro's just too small

And only makes me swear.

 

Then one by one, my cache count starts to rise,

Before my very eyes,

They're appearing everywhere.

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...and I still haven't found what I'm looking for...

 

Oh wait that is the original line...

 

We had joy we had fun, we found caches in the sun

but the micro's we could reach were just micro's off the street.

 

 

long tall cache in a black dress... No, that won't work, back to the drawing board.

 

Hot cache in the city... Um no...

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Dinoprophet's lyrics, inspired by this picture:

Hey, that looks a lot like MY black dog.

IF

 

If some folks can find a thousand caches,

Then why can't I find one?

Although I'm having fun,

The caches just aren't there.

 

I'd rather find an ammo box,

Or tupperware out there,

A micro's just too small

And only makes me swear.

 

Then one by one, my cache count starts to rise,

Before my very eyes,

They're appearing everywhere.

 

This post has been edited by Sparky-Watts on Jul 16 2004, 04:03 AM

I'm thinkin' this one's for the Hall of Fame.

long tall cache in a black dress... No, that won't work, back to the drawing board.

I think he needs a woman.

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Well, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but try again:

 

Somebody said no harm in, puttin' waypoints in my Garmin,

but I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed.

So I'm pushin' little buttons, and draggin' little cousins,

up the mountain to find what's the stash in.

The skeeters start comin', and they don't stop comin',

and the chiggers are a jumpin' so I hit the ground runnin'.

but the media said this would be fun,

and it would get out into the sun.

Man, I need some help finishin' this.

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Well, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but try again:

 

Somebody said no harm in, puttin' waypoints in my Garmin,

but I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed.

So I'm pushin' little buttons, and draggin' little cousins,

up the mountain to find what's the stash in.

The skeeters start comin', and they don't stop comin',

and the chiggers are a jumpin' so I hit the ground runnin'.

but the media said this would be fun,

and it would get out into the sun.

Man, I need some help finishin' this.

Hey now I'm a Cacher

Get your pants on start hiking

Hey now I'm a Cacher

Get the box out sign the log

 

And all that good swag is gone

Because some idiot took the good stuff

(Theres my contribution second verse anyone)

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Over Hill over dell,

we will hit the dusty trail

as those cahce's keep rolling along.

 

Well it's hy hydee

cache artillary.

and the cache's keep rolling along.

 

Or

Battle Hymn of the CACHE

 

My eye's have seen the glory of the stashing of the cache,

And we all joined together in CITO'ING out the trash.

We have loosed the cache hiding of the humblest of the mass.

Geocaching marches on.

 

glory,glory cache heaven,

glory,glory cache heaven,

glory,glory cache heaven,

cache's keep coming on.

 

I have seen cache's in the watch-fires of 100 circling camps,

They hid them in the rocks keeping them from evening dews amd damps

As the read this cache writing from their dim and flaring lamps.

cache day marches on.

 

repeat chorus

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Here's one inspred by MC Hammer's Can't Touch This:

 

U can't find this

U can't find this

U can't find this, oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

U can't find this, oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh

My-my-my the cache description is so hard makes me say Oh Garmin

Thank you for giving me that GPS called the 60C

That's good when you've got the coords down

A superdope geoboy from Oaktown

With props to Jeremy

For helping out the geocache community

 

Zack

STOP! Signal Time!

hammertime.gif

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Well, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but try again:

 

Somebody said no harm in, puttin' waypoints in my Garmin,

but I ain't the sharpest tool in the she-ed.

So I'm pushin' little buttons, and draggin' little cousins,

up the mountain to find what's the stash in.

The skeeters start comin', and they don't stop comin',

and the chiggers are a jumpin' so I hit the ground runnin'.

but the media said this would be fun,

and it would get me out into the sun.

Hey now, goin' cachin', get your boots on, get swag.

Hey now, extra batt'ries, g. p. s. and bug tag.

 

Somebody said, "buddy, can you spare some change for gas,

I need to get myself on out to this cache.

I said, yeah, what a concept, I could do some cachin' myself,

and we could all find another stash, well

darkness is fallin' and the water is risin'

and the muggles are comin', it's so surprisin'

Hey now, goin' cachin', find your backpack, com-pass.

Hey now, bring the bug spray, extra log book, now dash.

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OK. I couldn't find a word that needs changing. It has been my caching anthem for monhs:

 

 

All My Life

 

by Foo Fighters

 

 

All my life I've been searching for something

 

something never comes never leads to nothing

 

nothing satisfies but I'm getting close

 

closer to the prize at the end of the rope

 

all night long I dream of the day

 

when it comes around and it's taken away

 

leaves me with the feeling that I feel the most

 

feel it come to life when I see your ghost

 

calm down don't you resist

 

you've such a delicate wrist

 

and if I give it a twist

 

something to hold when I lose my grip

 

will I find something in there

 

to give me just what I need

 

another reason to bleed

 

one by one hidden up my sleeve

 

 

 

Don't let it go to waste, I love it but I hate the taste

 

weight keep pinning me down

 

will I find a believer

 

another one who believes

 

another one to deceive

 

over and over down on my knees

 

if I get any closer

 

and if you open up wide

 

and if you let me inside

 

on and on I've got nothing to hide

 

then I'm done done on to the next one

 

done and I'm done and I'm on to the next

 

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