+Team J&J Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 So, there I am, meandering through the woods of a popular park, following my GPSr pointer, trying to stay on the trails. My son is watching for poison ivy and I'm swatting the gnats. The distance counter is going down...400 ft...300ft...200ft...when we round a bend and stop. Sitting on a fallen log, between me and the cache, is this guy strumming on a guitar. This is the first person we've seen on the trails. The cicadas are droning like banshees and traffic from I-495 can be heard only 500 feet away. In the first split second, I note that it's odd someone's out here playing guitar...and he's not wearing a shirt. Odd because the mosquitos are particularly bad. The next split second I note he's barefoot and only in shorts. The next split second, I note that those aren't shorts...it's the guitar strap. The next split second I note....! Egad! Luckily, there's a side trail and we are able to reach the cache...but I'm wary all the way back to the car. I guess I should be happy he didn't have a buddy playin' banjo! Gopher It! -J&J Quote Link to comment
mortonfox Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Well... he's naked so he's not likely to be dangerous because there won't be too many places where he can hide a weapon of some kind. (unless he uses the guitar) And besides, there are two of you and one of him. Evasion is sensible but I don't think very much will happen if you walk right by him and wave. Quote Link to comment
+Mopar Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 there won't be too many places where he can hide a weapon of some kind.. Ewwwwww! I don't wanna know! Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I think the wave would be ill advised. I'm sure he was harmless but I wouldn't want to get too friendly. He might ask you to join him in his "freedom". Quote Link to comment
+Lazyboy & Mitey Mite Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I think I'd have to wash my eyes out with gasoline. Naw, too expensive..... Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 I think I'd have to wash my eyes out with gasoline. Naw, too expensive..... Quote Link to comment
+briansnat Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 (edited) Was it this guy? Edited May 25, 2004 by briansnat Quote Link to comment
Nudecacher Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Was it this guy? ... Well, that's me in the picture all right, but I wasn't in Virginia this past weekend. I just got back from Redmond where I was celebrating my birthday caching there, GCBB79, GCH71K, GC6B30, and GCH9NB, amongst others. Also, I'm not all that good on the guitar, but I am pretty harmless. Nudecacher (profile) Quote Link to comment
+Squealy Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 What if he waves back but still has the guitar in both hands? Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 What if he waves back but still has the guitar in both hands? Now that's talent!! Quote Link to comment
avroair Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 What was he playing on the guitar? Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 This can't feel comfortable! just curious NC, how does your daughter's family feel about the nude thing? Is it like as family affair? Quote Link to comment
+Team J&J Posted May 25, 2004 Author Share Posted May 25, 2004 I'm not sure what he was playing....Freebird? Anyway, I don't want to be the one having to check him for ticks! Quote Link to comment
+TEAM 360 Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Awwww, man....why is it everytime someone takes their clothes, it's always some middle-aged white guy? Why can't we ever catch any hot women doing this? Quote Link to comment
avroair Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Now where did I put that travel bug? Quote Link to comment
+IV_Warrior Posted May 25, 2004 Share Posted May 25, 2004 Awwww, man....why is it everytime someone takes their clothes, it's always some middle-aged white guy? Why can't we ever catch any hot women doing this? That's pretty much what I was thinking....... Quote Link to comment
Nudecacher Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 This can't feel comfortable!just curious NC, how does your daughter's family feel about the nude thing? Is it like as family affair? We had a good time. My daughter took the picture. Her logs are in the caches next to mine. They participate in non-sexual social nudity at the Lake Associates Recreation Club with us occasionally. The club is a clothing optional campground where people enjoy nude recreation. LARC is a friendly, family oriented club, where good behavior is enforced with published policies. You can find the website link in my profile. Nudists represent an cross-section of society and studies have shown that there is nothing distinctive about them other than their participating in social nudity. Nudecacher Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 This can't feel comfortable!just curious NC, how does your daughter's family feel about the nude thing? Is it like as family affair? We had a good time. My daughter took the picture. Her logs are in the caches next to mine. They participate in non-sexual social nudity at the Lake Associates Recreation Club with us occasionally. The club is a clothing optional campground where people enjoy nude recreation. LARC is a friendly, family oriented club, where good behavior is enforced with published policies. You can find the website link in my profile. Nudists represent an cross-section of society and studies have shown that there is nothing distinctive about them other than their participating in social nudity. Nudecacher I'd also like to point out that nude does not equal lewd! At nudist resorts/camps, those that purposely offend others are asked to leave. It's called a nudist camp, not an orgy. Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 This can't feel comfortable!just curious NC, how does your daughter's family feel about the nude thing? Is it like as family affair? We had a good time. My daughter took the picture. Her logs are in the caches next to mine. They participate in non-sexual social nudity at the Lake Associates Recreation Club with us occasionally. The club is a clothing optional campground where people enjoy nude recreation. LARC is a friendly, family oriented club, where good behavior is enforced with published policies. You can find the website link in my profile. Nudists represent an cross-section of society and studies have shown that there is nothing distinctive about them other than their participating in social nudity. Nudecacher More power to ya NC. Personally I don't have a problem with it. Just not my cup 'o tea. Team 360, That avatar looks familiar. Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Now where did I put that travel bug? One in a million shot Doc. Quote Link to comment
+robert Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 I've been to that cache, and remember it pretty well. Not much of a place to be sitting, right there along Braddock Road! Quote Link to comment
+Team J&J Posted May 26, 2004 Author Share Posted May 26, 2004 I've been to that cache, and remember it pretty well. Not much of a place to be sitting, right there along Braddock Road! There really is nothing inspirational there...although I guess he thought differently. I guess he's never been to Great Falls or anywhere along the C&O canal. Quote Link to comment
+Lazyboy & Mitey Mite Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 I've got a buddy that's a nudist. It would be nice if he were a hot babe, but he's an ugly middle aged man. Once while visiting he offered to fix me lunch. Only after saying sure did I realize that the man would be preparing a melted cheese samwich for me in a state of undress. Totally lost my appetite. Quote Link to comment
avroair Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Glad you only spotted him once, I have to put up with this on my walk to work. Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 I've got a buddy that's a nudist. It would be nice if he were a hot babe, but he's an ugly middle aged man. Once while visiting he offered to fix me lunch. Only after saying sure did I realize that the man would be preparing a melted cheese samwich for me in a state of undress. Totally lost my appetite. Would you like a pickle with that sandwich? Quote Link to comment
+KoosKoos Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Glad you only spotted him once, I have to put up with this on my walk to work. Technically isn't that "Underwear-clad" Cowboy? Not that I'd want to pass that on my way to work every day either, but seems a bit of false advertising! Quote Link to comment
avroair Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Now where did I put that travel bug? One in a million shot Doc. I only have space for small travel bugs... no larger than the dog tag... Now if i just... HOLY MOTHER OF.... YIKES! Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Pickle Park? Where gays meet and greet. Then they pair off and head out to woods to engage in what Clinton says he doesn't do with interns. Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Glad you only spotted him once, I have to put up with this on my walk to work. Anyone else notice the guy in the gray checking out the junk in the trunk? Quote Link to comment
+Polgara Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Pickle Park? Where gays meet and greet. Then they pair off and head out to woods to engage in what Clinton says he doesn't do with interns. teeeee heeeee, i already knew what a pickle park is, i was just suggesting that maybe he had ventured into a pickle park. Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 Pickle Park? Where gays meet and greet. Then they pair off and head out to woods to engage in what Clinton says he doesn't do with interns. teeeee heeeee, i already knew what a pickle park is, i was just suggesting that maybe he had ventured into a pickle park. Whoops. Quote Link to comment
ucmike Posted May 26, 2004 Share Posted May 26, 2004 i park in the garage where the singing cowboy parks his car. pretty funny to see him come down and change into real clothes then drive away. Quote Link to comment
+briansnat Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 (edited) I really hate to tell him, but he's not naked. Edited May 27, 2004 by briansnat Quote Link to comment
+Polgara Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 RE: Naked Cowboy Someone please give that man a buck, he needs to lose the boots, hat, and underwear , and he needs all that replaced in leather, and a new guitar. Quote Link to comment
+MissJenn Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 What does he sing? I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred? Quote Link to comment
+Perfect Tommy Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Someone please give that man a buck, he needs to lose the boots, hat, and underwear , and he needs all that replaced in leather, and a new guitar. Doesn't work. I already tried. Quote Link to comment
Find Now, Log Later? Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 RE: Naked Cowboy Someone please give that man a buck, he needs to lose the boots, hat, and underwear , and he needs all that replaced in leather, and a new guitar. I don't know ... that act seems to work pretty well for him; I read somewhere that The Naked Cowboy clears more than 100G from his act. Not too shabby, if it's true. Quote Link to comment
+Polgara Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 I wanna see him rope a calf. He needs a lasso. Quote Link to comment
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