+sept1c_tank Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 The Groundspeak forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea: massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. Quote
+tirediron Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 Well... I guess that one has to admit that there is at least a grain of truth in all of that... Quote
WH Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 It seems quite fitting for someone with the name Sept1c Tank to start a thread titled "Dung Beetle Paradise" Quote
+The Leprechauns Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 You quoted my signature line, so I'm here to crap on your forum topic. Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted May 21, 2004 Author Posted May 21, 2004 You quoted my signature line, so I'm here to crap on your forum topic. And you're quite welcome! Quote
+Torry Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 Is piggy poop allowed? What are the latest FCC guidelines. Do I have to own a Howard Stern T-shirt ot participate or will ManCow or Bob&Tom paraphenalia be sufficient? Who's in charge of clean-up when we're done? Will there be refreshments? I have to know these things in order to post responsibly. Quote
uperdooper Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 Is piggy poop allowed? What are the latest FCC guidelines. Do I have to own a Howard Stern T-shirt ot participate or will ManCow or Bob&Tom paraphenalia be sufficient? Who's in charge of clean-up when we're done? Will there be refreshments? I have to know these things in order to post responsibly. i'm sorry, but questions like these are only allowed in the getting started forum where it is certain that you will be markwelled to another place for your answer. sheesh! freakin' noobs. Quote
+cache_us_if_you_can Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 Is piggy poop allowed? What are the latest FCC guidelines. Do I have to own a Howard Stern T-shirt ot participate or will ManCow or Bob&Tom paraphenalia be sufficient? Who's in charge of clean-up when we're done? Will there be refreshments? I have to know these things in order to post responsibly. i'm sorry, but questions like these are only allowed in the getting started forum where it is certain that you will be markwelled to another place for your answer. sheesh! freakin' noobs. Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted May 22, 2004 Author Posted May 22, 2004 Hey, now...that little piggy is one of my neighbors. And Torry, if Lep can crap on this thread, piggy poop is obviously acceptable, too. Let's see, if you take leprechaun crap, and mix it with piggy poop, throw in a little cat litter and stir, you've got hors d'ouvres suitable to whet the appetite of some of the best geo-talkers in these forums. And there are dung beetles, lurking all through these forums, who would be happy to roll it all into a ball, burrow inside and reside. Dung beetles aren't picky. However sometimes, they can be sticky. Quote
+cache_us_if_you_can Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 Well... I guess that one has to admit that there is at least a grain of truth in all of that... Corn? Quote
+Sparky-Watts Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 You quoted my signature line, so I'm here to crap on your forum topic. Hey!! That's my job!!! Quote
+Team GPSaxophone Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 Well... I guess that one has to admit that there is at least a grain of truth in all of that... Corn? No, corn grows better in Nebraska. The grain is obviously from Kansas Quote
+woof n lulu Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 Wheres the kitty litter? I have a present to leave... Quote
+Riddlers Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 I've been gone all day and the quality of this thread hasn't improved one bit. Still looking for the shoes with the brown stuff? Its always best to check your shoes before you get back into your car. Quote
uperdooper Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 I've been gone all day and the quality of this thread hasn't improved one bit. Still looking for the shoes with the brown stuff? Its always best to check your shoes before you get back into your car. considering the name of this thread, did you really expect better? Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted May 23, 2004 Author Posted May 23, 2004 ...I've been gone all day and the quality of this thread hasn't improved one bit. But you're here. So are you a contributor to the excessive excrement, or are you a dung beetle who lives in it? Quote
uperdooper Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 ...I've been gone all day and the quality of this thread hasn't improved one bit. But you're here. So are you a contributor to the excessive excrement, or are you a dung beetle who lives in it? proud to be a contributer here. Quote
+cache_us_if_you_can Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 Well... I guess that one has to admit that there is at least a grain of truth in all of that... Corn? No, corn grows better in Nebraska. The grain is obviously from Kansas Quote
+cache_us_if_you_can Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 After reading the title of this thread I, for some strange reason, keep hearing Eddie Money singing in the background... "I've got two tickets to paradise, Won't you pack your dung, we'll leave tonight, I've got two tickets to paradise...." Quote
groovy chick Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 It seems quite fitting for someone with the name Sept1c Tank to start a thread titled "Dung Beetle Paradise" laugh.gif i agree! groovy chick Quote
+Torry Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 Well, I guess since the evil voice is wandering over in AS maybe it'll be safer here. So what kind of poop are we discussing? Physical Poop? Metaphysical Poop? Good poop? Evil poop? The poop you find in your shoes when you have new kittens? Neighbor's dog poop? Margarita-ville at Chi-Chi's morning after poop? Mystery poop discovered when poking your hand into a hollow log at night? Quote
+TeamK-9 Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 My dogs would be more than happy to contribute to the poop pile... That reminds me of this dream I had the other day. I was hiking through the woods caching, and there was this giant pile of poop. It was like brown sausage it was massive. Maybe it was a psychic prediction of thsi thread happening... Quote
+Torry Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 Poop-eye the Sailor? Poop Tarts? Kellogg's Corn Poops? Poop! Goes he Weasel? Bomb Poops? Tootsie Poops? Quote
+cache_us_if_you_can Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 My dogs would be more than happy to contribute to the poop pile... That reminds me of this dream I had the other day. I was hiking through the woods caching, and there was this giant pile of poop. It was like brown sausage it was massive. Maybe it was a psychic prediction of thsi thread happening... A little too much information, perhaps? Quote
+Riddlers Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 That reminds me of this dream I had the other day. I was hiking through the woods caching, and there was this giant pile of poop. It was like brown sausage it was massive. Maybe it was a psychic prediction of thsi thread happening... Maybe your dream is saying that if you hide it in something that looks like your dream, no one will find it even when they are looking right at it. I am not sure I would move something that looked like that to see if the cache was under it. Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted May 24, 2004 Author Posted May 24, 2004 Actually, there is (or was) a cache somewhere in California, I think, that is apparently inside a large (dried) cow pie. Rumor has it that the owner fixed it with one of those old novelty jokes; a device that moos when you turn it over. Maybe someone could markwell that crappy cache! Quote
+cache_us_if_you_can Posted May 24, 2004 Posted May 24, 2004 Actually, there is (or was) a cache somewhere in California, I think, that is apparently inside a large (dried) cow pie. Rumor has it that the owner fixed it with one of those old novelty jokes; a device that moos when you turn it over. Maybe someone could markwell that crappy cache! A quick search for "Cow Pie" turned up these interesting caches Quote
+clearpath Posted May 24, 2004 Posted May 24, 2004 The Groundspeak forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea: massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. I'm really surprised you didn't listen to one of the nine voices in your head when you were contemplating starting this thread... Do you know how many Dung Beetles crawl around in this forum? Just take a peek at the AS thread. Quote
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