The New Fight Club.

[+Torry]

... so could we start using bodies as "First-finder" prizes?

[+Snoogans]

Dang, someone allowed a fun thread to get started and I find it 5 minutes before I hafta go home.

 

Who the heck is Tyler Durden anyway?

 

Sn gans

[uperdooper]

if an atheist sneezes and you tell them god bless you, does it still work?

[+flask]

When a "cache victim" is found, the finder attempts to beat the snot out of them.

You know, if you would just ask I'm pretty sure they would just give you the snot. Honestly, why do you have to be so violent?

oh, i think i just peed myself.

 

so now i'm not just nerdy, i also need to change clothes.

[+Snoogans]

My new saying and probably my new sig line:

 

Every time you whine about your travel bugs, God kills a kitten.

 

Sn gans

[+Red Clover]

MMM pea soup... nothing I mean nothing turns a woman on like a good bout of projective vomiting of pea soup...

[+SBPhishy]

if an atheist sneezes and you tell them god bless you, does it still work?

 

That's funny

 

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

 

I always thought that was funny.

[+GPSKitty]

Every time you whine about your travel bugs, God kills a kitten.

 

Hey! Stop that.

 

GPSKitty

[+Sparky-Watts]

MMM pea soup... nothing I mean nothing turns a woman on like a good bout of projective vomiting of pea soup...

Well, couple that with the bouncing, spinning "bed of a thousand demons", and it's the full package, baby!

[+Renegade Knight]

...Ok? Do I see something you don't? Or is it just me? It looks like Bons just flamed someone...

You see a true truth. Bons flamed someone. Oh but it was such a good one. The kind that sinks in while you are walking away and so even if you do come up with a great comeback it doesn't matter. The best you can do is give Bons the points and hope you come out better next time. Best of all my truth o meter tells me there is a 97.8% chance that the truth was buried in that flame.

 

It was that kind of flame. Two thumbs up.

[+Webfoot]

I just have this mental image of a room full of hike-nerds, Jeep-freaks and flannel-coated techno-vegans gathered in a circle around two retired nature buffs going at it while swinging their GPSr's by the lanyards like Mom's purse at the after-Christmas sale at Sears.

 

brrrrrr

Hey, I wear a flannel. What are you trying to say?

 

I'm far from vegan though. I'm a carnivore. I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat veggies.

Geez,

I haven't worn flannel since my college days, which were way to long ago to remember.

[+Webfoot]

Who the heck is Tyler Durden anyway?

 

Sn gans

Does it matter?

[Cholo]

if an atheist sneezes and you tell them god bless you, does it still work?

 

That's funny

 

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

 

I always thought that was funny.

If a mime sneezes, and you say "Gesundheit", how does the mime say "flops out"?

[+Webfoot]

And why do they have braille at the drive through windows at the bank?

[+Confucius' Cat]

I guess that's just my character flaw.  I'll work on it.

Your character flaw is the inability to stick to the topic

Things are progressing too fast i replied ? to the previous post... not quick enough.

Hmmm...I'm not sure this is the right kind of thread for you. Silly threads move very quickly, if you can't keep up, you should just watch

SO!

Now you diss me because I live in a small town that aint big enuff for cable or dsl and I have to put up with a dial up connection.

 

I see how u r.

[+Confucius' Cat]

...Ok?  Do I see something you don't?  Or is it just me?  It looks like Bons just flamed someone...

You see a true truth. Bons flamed someone. Oh but it was such a good one. The kind that sinks in while you are walking away and so even if you do come up with a great comeback it doesn't matter. The best you can do is give Bons the points and hope you come out better next time. Best of all my truth o meter tells me there is a 97.8% chance that the truth was buried in that flame.

 

It was that kind of flame. Two thumbs up.

Yes, and these are the kind that are hard to understand by the outsiders... and I will forever be an outsider.

[+Torry]

Don't you just hate rhetorical questions?

[+Red Clover]

Ah yes.. the pit of dispair that is dial up!!

 

Oh and sparky!.. that sounds like my kinda date

[+TresOkies]

Ahem. Do I have to remind you guys about the first rule of F.I.G.H.T. Club? Now get back to work on that project.

 

-Tyler

[+SBPhishy]

umm... what's the second rule? oh wait...

[Jeremy]

And why do they have braille at the drive through windows at the bank?

They're in the back seat.

 

Oh. You're making a funny.

 

They use a special driving cane.

[+robert]

if an atheist sneezes and you tell them god bless you, does it still work?

Nope, it just pisses us off.

 

[+zygote2k]

for the record- I do not know Sparky-Watts. He likes to send me strange e-mails from time to time. I think I have a secret admirer. fdnfljknfstalkerlkmlk. Maybe some of you should watch the movie "free enterprise" it's fun.

[+zygote2k]

was I supposed to feel something because I got "flamed"? Isn't it amazing how such a silly comment turns into an entire dissertation on character?

[+aka Monkey]

When a "cache victim" is found, the finder attempts to beat the snot out of them.

Mmm... snot.

[+Team GPSaxophone]

I guess that's just my character flaw.  I'll work on it.

Your character flaw is the inability to stick to the topic

Things are progressing too fast i replied ? to the previous post... not quick enough.

Hmmm...I'm not sure this is the right kind of thread for you. Silly threads move very quickly, if you can't keep up, you should just watch

SO!

Now you diss me because I live in a small town that aint big enuff for cable or dsl and I have to put up with a dial up connection.

 

I see how u r.

I have dial-up at home too, so we should be friends?

 

Actually, I pay the phone company (USelessWest, renamed to Qwest) $30 a month for a second line (including taxes and fees). My dialup access is $12.95 a month.

Cable internet is about $45 a month, so I might as well upgrade to high speed. I'm already paying for it!

[+Confucius' Cat]

yep. dialup's no cheaper. Wish we could get into the 20th century here.

[+woof n lulu]

I guess that's just my character flaw.  I'll work on it.

Your character flaw is the inability to stick to the topic

Things are progressing too fast i replied ? to the previous post... not quick enough.

Hmmm...I'm not sure this is the right kind of thread for you. Silly threads move very quickly, if you can't keep up, you should just watch

SO!

Now you diss me because I live in a small town that aint big enuff for cable or dsl and I have to put up with a dial up connection.

 

I see how u r.

I have dial-up at home too, so we should be friends?

 

Actually, I pay the phone company (USelessWest, renamed to Qwest) $30 a month for a second line (including taxes and fees). My dialup access is $12.95 a month.

Cable internet is about $45 a month, so I might as well upgrade to high speed. I'm already paying for it!

Wow Saxy....I live in a little podunk town in S.E. New Mexico and have wireless for $24.95 a month....and there you are in Albuquerque and pay that kinda money for dial up? Whhhhhhhew....

Ours is through Plateau cellular...you might check Cellular One to see if they have it up there.

[+Team GPSaxophone]

Wow Saxy....I live in a little podunk town in S.E. New Mexico and have wireless for $24.95 a month....and there you are in Albuquerque and pay that kinda money for dial up? Whhhhhhhew....

Ours is through Plateau cellular...you might check Cellular One to see if they have it up there.

Nope, Cellular One is for Alamagordo, Artesia, etc.

[+IndyMagicMan]

If today is your first day of geocaching, you have to cache.

[+Snoogans]

If today is your first day of geocaching, you have to cache.

ROFLMAO!

 

Sn gans

[+Snoogans]

The FIRST RULE of Geocaching is you DON'T TALK about Geocaching. The SECOND RULE of Geocaching is you DON'T TALK about Geocaching.

 

Ummmmm, I just posted on a bunch of threads. Does that mean I'm gonna get my a** kicked now???

 

Sn gans

[+SBPhishy]

Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, doin' it,

 

Pickin' their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it,

 

Thinkin' that it's candy but IT'SNOT

 

[Wanderingson]

Fight dogs seized

Liverpool Echo

 

AN UNDERGROUND dog fighting club was smashed when police raided a terrace house in Kirkby.

 

They seized three pit bull terriers which had been trained to kill, and a litter of pit bull terrier puppies.

 

The animals will now be examined by RSPCA officers to see if they have to be put down.

 

Dog fighting equipment, including a large wooden break stick used to separate pit bulls, was also taken away.

 

Police describe yesterday's raid as the "tip of the iceberg" as they try to stop dog fighting on Merseyside.

 

The RSPCA undercover unit today studied boxes of paperwork taken away from the house.

 

A 38-year-old man from Kirkby arrested after the raid is on police bail pending further investigation.

 

A shotgun, ammunition, cannabis and equipment used to cultivate cannabis was also found.

 

The raid coincided with operations in London, Oxford, Barnsley, Leicester and Birmingham.

 

Eleven other people were arrested and 70 other dogs seized.

 

It came after a three-year nationwide under-cover operation involving RSPCA officer s and police.

 

Merseyside RSPCA Inspector Ian Robertson said: "This is just the start of what we are doing to stop dog fighting. These dogs suffer a lot."

 

Dog fights are usually organised in buildings in the countryside and thousands of pounds change hands on who will win.

 

RSPCA Chief Inspector Mike Butcher, of the special operations unit, said: "It's astonishing there are still people who enjoy pitting one dog against another."

[+SBPhishy]

That's too bad. Though somewhat unrelated...

 

Well, maybe not... considering the last few posts...

[+wimseyguy]

For some reason I never saw the movie when it first came out. Now when we're at the video store my wife always rejects it when it's my turn to pick.

Now I'm not so sure I even want to see it. I'll be superimposing images of pastyfaced flannel clad eyeglass wearing geeky technonerds waving lanayrds at each other with GPSr's in their hands while ignoring the vegan buffet in the background. or something like that

[+TeamK-9]

Seeing as that Keystone is actually allowing us to derail this thread, let's see how many different things we can discuss in 24 hours.

 

I'll start by derailing this derailed train and requesting that we talk about donuts again...

[+TinTN]

I'll start by derailing this derailed train and requesting that we talk about donuts again...

How about cake instead of donuts? I just took a butterscotch pound cake out of the oven. This house sure does smell good

[+Team GPSaxophone]

I'll start by derailing this derailed train and requesting that we talk about donuts again...

How about cake instead of donuts? I just took a butterscotch pound cake out of the oven. This house sure does smell good

Let them eat cake!

[+TeamK-9]

Oh, my mom is making her famous Oreo Cheesecake right now, it's so fatty that if you eat it more than like twice a year, you gain weight, very fast...

[+Team GPSaxophone]

Oh, my mom is making her famous Oreo Cheesecake right now, it's so fatty that if you eat it more than like twice a year, you gain weight, very fast...

I think I've had that before. It's very good with a tall glass of milk

[+SBPhishy]

Make sure it's whole milk.

 

I heard, when you eat it, you can actually hear yourself getting fatter...

[+Team GPSaxophone]

Make sure it's whole milk.

 

I heard, when you eat it, you can actually hear yourself getting fatter...

We just picked up a gallon of chocolate milk. It is 2% though, I don't know why they don't make it in the "whole" variety

[+TeamK-9]

You know, I've never understood how people can buy those things, when I want chocolate milk, I just whip out my......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..... My nesquick mix, and mix it up, I don't think I could ever drink a gallon of chocolate milk before it went bad.

 

 

Hey, I got an idea, seeing the title of this topic, why don't we make it into a never ending topic like Abject Silliness, when people want to flame people they can just come here and fight about it, IN THE FIGHT CLUB!!!

 

eh?

[+wray_clan]

Maybe we could just talk about milk.

 

That would be pretty sweet, this 100-page-long thread about milk.

 

 

But no. I say no more endless threads. Personally. I think that one post-boosting zone is enough.

 

 

I drank milk last night.

[+TeamK-9]

"Post Boosting Zone?"

 

How dare you...

 

I like milk to...

[+wray_clan]

Sorry. That's just how it appears to be at times. And, I mean, post boosting is not a bad thing. Well, too much of it is.

 

Strawberry milk is the best of all the milks.

[+Team GPSaxophone]

You know, I've never understood how people can buy those things

Actually, it was left over from Church this morning

[+TeamK-9]

And if you look at it through the eyes of a post-boosting idiot. Forums are meant for post-boosting, what good would a forum be without a post count...

[+Team GPSaxophone]

Sorry. That's just how it appears to be at times. And, I mean, post boosting is not a bad thing. Well, too much of it is.

Are you implying that off-topic threads like this one are merely here for us to boost our post count?