Please Flame Me.

[+flask]

i use a garmin.

 

i eat things i find on the ground.

 

i don't want my stats on a leaderboard.

 

i'm nonviolent.

 

i hate vacation dump-n-drives.

 

i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

 

i think there ought to be an approver FROM MY STATE.

 

i'm sick of US arrogance.

 

i consider cache page warnings about what you probably shouldn't do to be a challenge.

 

i like to find good stuff in the boxes.

 

i'm a numbers whore.

 

i think really hard puzzles are funny.

 

i haven't stirred up enough trouble today, i have a head cold, there are no new caches near my house and i'm kind of bored. please flame me now.

[+New England n00b]

i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

 

I hope your clock is impressed, you sicko.

[+MissJenn]

And what exactly do you have against using smilie faces, huh?????

[+Red Clover]

Mom is that you .. LOL whoops sorry I just thought w/ all that rambling and complaining... the only thing missing was the "i've been having shortness of breath" and the ever popular "you kids never call"

[+JMBella]

I use a Magellan

 

I throw things I eat on the ground

 

I want mt stats everywhere

 

I'm violent

 

I have vacation dump-n-drives

 

I have one hat and I never wear it

 

I don't think there should be any approvers

 

I'm arrogant

 

i consider cache page warnings about what you probably shouldn't do to be a challenge. (nothing to change there)

 

I leave lame crap in the boxes

 

I'm a numbers pimp

 

really Funny puzzles i think are hard

 

I have stirred up too much trouble today, I have a chest cold, i placed 4 lame caches near my house today and this is a really lame post. Please flame me now.

[+Team Perks]

Altoids tins under lamp posts are God's gifts to geocaching.

 

I enjoy taking high-value items and leaving expired coupons in return.

 

Subigo is my sock puppet account.

 

Remember the last cache you found that was left uncovered and open? That was me.

 

You know that turd you found 3 feet from that one cache? Yeah, that was me too.

 

Wait. I was wrong. VIRTUAL caches are God's gifts to geocaching.

 

It's OK if the coordinates to all of my caches are 70 feet off.

 

I enjoy touching the petroglyphs in Arizona.

 

Signal the Frog is the greatest!

 

Thank you.

[+SkinGuy]

Altoids tins under lamp posts are God's gifts to geocaching.

 

I enjoy taking high-value items and leaving expired coupons in return.

 

Subigo is my sock puppet account.

 

Remember the last cache you found that was left uncovered and open? That was me.

 

You know that turd you found 3 feet from that one cache? Yeah, that was me too.

ROTFLMAO!

 

...thought that might be you...

[+Snoogans]

I miss Soylent Green and Mitsuko.

 

I hid a vacation cache filled only with hundreds of books of matches near San Diego.

 

I think Boblog had a great idea with his pharmacy cache.

 

I sent a carton of raw eggs out as a TB.

 

I really like Na^icache better.

 

I added tripwires to ALLLLL of my caches.

 

I plan to post a gripe thread every day until my locationless cache gets approved.

 

I lost a tb once.

 

Every time someone whines about their travel bugs, God kills a kitten and I think that's kewl.

 

Please flame me.....

 

Sn gans

[+Red Clover]

How DARE you lose a travel bug... thats private property put in public trust. Shame shame shame. My a plauge of a thousand sand mites infest your umm boxers? briefs? .. anyway um where was I .. oh yeah all that and more.. oh and the cat thing is bad too

[+crzycrzy]

What a great candidate for moderation.

[+Renegade Knight]

I use a garmin. I am surrounded by Magellan users.

 

Things on the ground are treasures, I chew tin foil and have stuck my tounge on a lamp post at 30 below.

 

If you don't look at yourself on a leaderboard are you really there?

 

I'm not violent but train anyway.

 

I hate the vacation my hair is taking. It's touring the rest of my body and never coming back where it belongs.

 

I have a collection in my closet. I horde it. It grows dust. Maybe I should collect dust too.

 

My state is the torture test for new approvers.

 

I hate terrorist reliance on our good will to not retaliate in kind with the same logic they use, multiplied by the power we can deliver.

 

I've learned to ignore "Don't read this topics". But not don't do this caches.

 

Good stuff in boxes is good. I like good. Good is better than bad and bad is not good. I really like good.

 

34-24-34 are good numbers. 36 is silicone but I like that number too.

 

I spent my flame quota for the day. Parody will have to suffice.

[bug and snake]

Both the three of you lot are all crap.

 

My Garmin is better than your Garmin.

 

I wouldn't use you Maggie-Ellen to move that thing that you left 3' from the cache.

 

If I don't get a blanket approval IN ADVANCE for every cache I ever even WANT to place I will move both my caches to some other site.

 

I pick my nose and leave the resulting trophies under the lid of all the caches I go to.

 

And I am STILL better than you!

So, you can chew my chumblies!

[+Divine]

Let the flaming begin.

 

i use a garmin.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i eat things i find on the ground.

I like mushrooms too. No flaming.

 

i don't want my stats on a leaderboard.

Tough nuts. No further flaming.

 

i'm nonviolent.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i hate vacation dump-n-drives.

I don't appreciate them either, although I'd search them anyway. No flaming.

 

i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

A clock surrounded by stupid little round hats? Strange installation! No further flaming.

 

i think there ought to be an approver FROM MY STATE.

I'd have nothing against that. No flaming.

 

i'm sick of US arrogance.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i consider cache page warnings about what you probably shouldn't do to be a challenge.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i like to find good stuff in the boxes.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i'm a numbers whore.

Me too. No flaming.

 

i think really hard puzzles are funny.

Me too. No flaming.

 

please flame me now.

Guess I didn't do too well, right?

[+WhipArtist]

please flame me now.

You're boring.

 

Anything else I can do? Just ask.

[+hedberg]

I will give away 50 pieces of 35 mm film canisters (can be picked up at our home in cold Sweden ) to the person that can offend me in anyway... Good luck

Edited April 7, 2004 by hedberg

[CacheNCarryMA]

I will give away 50 pieces of 35 mm film canisters (can be picked up at our home in cold Sweden ) to the person that can offend me in anyway... Good luck

Sweden?!?

 

I thought you were Norwegian!

 

[please email me for my shipping address to send the 35mm canisters]

[magellan315]

I use a Magellan and the company can’t plan Geocaching marketing event properly.

 

I put knives in caches.

 

I can’t tell my coworkers I Geocache because they will think I even more of a nerd than I already am.

 

I have not received any warnings for the threads I have posted.

 

I have a boo boo.

 

I don’t have a 4 wheel drive vehicle or a dog to go Geocaching with.

 

I miss Mitsuko.

 

Why can’t I meet a woman who likes Geocaching and Mopar can?

[+Halden]

My cats breath smells like cat food

[+Sparky-Watts]

i eat things i find on the ground.

 

I've eaten food recovered from an autopsy.

[+Sparky-Watts]

My cats breath smells like cat food

My breath smells like cat food.

[+briansnat]

I will give away 50 pieces of 35 mm film canisters (can be picked up at our home in cold Sweden ) to the person that can offend me in anyway... Good luck

 

Göteborg smells like dead clams rotting in the hot noon sun.

[+Sparky-Watts]

I will give away 50 pieces of 35 mm film canisters (can be picked up at our home in cold Sweden ) to the person that can offend me in anyway... Good luck

 

Göteborg smells like dead clams rotting in the hot noon sun.

So did my ex-wife.

[+The Cheeseheads]

i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

A clock surrounded by stupid little round hats? Strange installation! No further flaming.

Maybe he wears the clock as well, like Flava Flav...

[+Scoobie10]

My last log:

 

TOOK: 1969 Completely refurbished, Cherry Red, Chevy Camero Convertible.

 

LEFT: AMC Pacer

 

Flame away!

 

Scoob

[Warbones]

Give this a try.

http://sodaplay.com/

[SLCDave]

My cats breath smells like cat food

My breath smells like cat food.

My food smells like cat's breath?

[SLCDave]

...i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock...

Are you shunning you Jewish heritage and upbringing?

[+RockyRiver]

Never mind, I tried to do a flame joke that wouldnt work here.

Edited April 7, 2004 by RockyRiver

[+wray_clan]

Look! I'm flaming flask!

nyuck, nyuck...

[+Big Tom]

My breath smells like cat.

Alph

[+Team GPSaxophone]

My breath smells like cat.

Alph

Did you eat Sparky?

[+Red Clover]

Tom if you did eat sparky .. I sure wouldnt admit it to the world

[+Imajika]

i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

 

I hope your clock is impressed, you sicko.

LOLOLOLOL! I read that and started laughing so hard I spit Mountain Dew all over the desk. SHAME ON YOU! You owe me a new desk!

[+New England n00b]

i have a collection of stupid little round hats, which i wear around the clock.

 

I hope your clock is impressed, you sicko.

LOLOLOLOL! I read that and started laughing so hard I spit Mountain Dew all over the desk. SHAME ON YOU! You owe me a new desk!

/Mr. Burns:

 

"Ehhhxellleeennt. My secret evil plan to artificially inflate desk sales will soon push me into the Fortune One Hundr... did I say that out loud? Ugh... Now I have to start over.

 

Smithers... Send out the dogs..."

 

 

Sadly, my original comment was the first thing that came to my mind. Now THAT is scary... I worry me sometimes...

[+hedberg]

From today will I add one extra film canister per day, to the person who CAN insult/flame me.

 

So if you don't want to have a whole living room full of micro caches, start today...

[+Big Tom]

Sparky?Sparky who?

Nobody saw anything, you can't prove nothing

Tom

[+New England n00b]

For what it's worth, hedberg, I was gonna post an insult but I don't think you'd get it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[uperdooper]

please flame me now.

You're boring.

 

Anything else I can do? Just ask.

you dress funny too!

[+Ish-n-Isha]

I will give away 50 pieces of 35 mm film canisters (can be picked up at our home in cold Sweden ) to the person that can offend me in anyway... Good luck

Too good a challenge to resist! Anyway here is my try.

 

Oscar was the village idiot in Norway. He was so "off" they made him leave the country. One day 20 years later, he shows up in the same town that had thrown him out 20 years before. Everyone in town asked, "What have you been doing all these years Oscar?" "Vell", he said, "I vent to Sveeden and zey mak me a professor at zee University in Schtokholm!"

 

What do you think? Maybe just a little?

[+Blind Avocado]

LOLOLOLOL! I read that and started laughing so hard I spit Mountain Dew all over the desk. SHAME ON YOU! You owe me a new desk!

 

Push Cart Vendor: "I have Mountain Dew or clam juice."

 

Homer: "Ew, Yuk, Gross! Give me the clam juice!"

[+fizzymagic]

You... you.... you.... vacation cacher!

[bug and snake]

I void my bowels in your general direction.....