+Capaldo Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Happy April Fools' Day Quote Link to comment
+harleycache Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 (edited) Having grown up there, I'm very familiar with the area. Didn't have my Legend, but went looking right away, following the map. But, I'm confused. When did they expand PAFB out into the Atlantic? Darn, that water's still too cold for me! Misspelled Legned Edited April 1, 2004 by harleycache Quote Link to comment
+DeerChaser & Company Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 STAY OUT OF MY POND!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
+SeaTrout Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Who started the fire by the airport ? Anyone we know whos MO involves Flares or is it Capaldo just clearing the brush for another cache ? Seatrout Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Well the cache is gone but my DNF isn't: Dang, Whom ever the heck Hazzmatt is, he gives terrible advice. The sentries saw right through my disguise. I never tried walking in high heels before. I chose a black dress because black hides my love handles better. (Black turned out to be a bad choice. It picks up way more than lint.) I packed my bra with socks and inert hand grenades for trade. It was either the clanking of the grenades in my bra as I walked, or the filth and sand stuck to my dress from crawling around under the razor wire that gave me away. Oh, and I forgot to shave. My face that is, I shaved everywhere else. I was quite proud of my cleavage. So anyhooo, I guess I took the hard way in because I had to crawl under and climb over some really hairy **** to get to within 75 feet of the cache when I hear an M-16 and a 12 gauge shotgun go hot behind me. That is a sound that one NEVER forgets. I had my hands up in the air before they could even yell "HALT!" Well, I tried to talk my way out of it, but one of the MPs was a real jerk. I hummed one of the inert grenades and hit SMACK in his metal helmet. He went down like a sack of potatoes and peed all over himself. The others saw the grenade and hit the dirt. I sat down because I was laughing so hard and when the others started to look up, I yelled, "April Fools!" They musta kicked the crap outta me for at least half an hour. I can't be sure. I was in and out of consciousness. All that effort for naught and now they (The MPs) Are talking of shipping me off to someplace they call "Git Mo." One of the other inmates said that is in CUBA! We have military bases in CUBA??? Maybe I should have made my phone call instead of logging this DNF......... Sn[][]gans Quote Link to comment
+DeerChaser & Company Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Hey Nancy, we're on to your cache and burn trick . Why do you do it man? Why? Quote Link to comment
+Capaldo Posted April 2, 2004 Author Share Posted April 2, 2004 Fire is a natural part of nature and a tool mankind has used to elevate us beyond our animal brethren. That and it's really neat. Don't look here. This is not a link to Da Bomb logs. Quote Link to comment
+Jamie Z Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Why is it that people can write great, multi-paragraph logs for non-existent caches, but when I read the logs in my area, they're all, "Found it, Thanks"? Jamie Quote Link to comment
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