Radman Forever Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 (edited) The sun rises, it's a new day To find caches, the Radman way! He wakes up to a horrific sight His dog ripped up the cache pages he printed last night! He writes the coords down, all in a hurry Then he spills water, the coords are all blurry! "There's no time!" replied Radman. "I'll figure out the coords as best as I can!" So off he goes in his car. He doesn't know he's gone too far! His GPS tells him one miles ahead, But the road he's going on stops dead! Radman groans, "There is no park!" "And the sky is starting to get dark!" "The cache must be near, There's a trail made by deer!" "This trail I must follow Towards the cache in the hollow!" So off he goes into the woods To find the cache that has the goods. He looks and looks, but no luck. All he finds is an abandoned truck. After four hours, he loses all hope. This cache is a 1/1, he feels like a big dope! "Why, oh why can't a find a cache? It's a box full of trash!" "Kids find caches all the time, Even the ones as small as a dime!" But as he starts to walk away, He notices something orange and grey. When he runs over to check it out, He sees what it is and gives a big shout. "I found it!" said the man so Rad. He opens it up and boy, it smells bad! The cache had water inside it. And an animal had decided to bite it. All that was inside was an old McToy. There was nothing for this Radboy! He put it back where he unearthed it And gave a big smile, it was all worth it! **How is this, I thought of it last night** Edited March 19, 2004 by radman_7_of_8 Quote Link to comment
+Mastifflover Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 **How is this, I thought of it while I was taking a dump last night.** Better stick to your day job. Quote Link to comment
Radman Forever Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 I know! I'm a truck driver, I need to do something on the lonely roads! Quote Link to comment
Radman Forever Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 (edited) Have calmed down after being warned, but still hold a grudge. Edited March 19, 2004 by radman_7_of_8 Quote Link to comment
Radman Forever Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 (edited) Actually, I'm taking some time off from the forums. I'm sick of the way they do things around here. Can't be asked to just change what you said, you always have to get one of those warnings, no matter how little the word is. Edited March 19, 2004 by radman_7_of_8 Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Nice poem, Radman. I can see you careening down the highway leaning, 9 wheels on the road, one hand on the load while the other holds a pencil, scribbling out a stencil: "I may be far from the wife, but, finally, I've got a life." Quote Link to comment
bug and snake Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 All that was inside was an old McToy.There was nothing for this Radboy! He put it back where he unearthed it And gave a big smile, it was all worth it! OK, so it's not Shakespeare, but it IS geocaching..... I love it! Took me a while to work out what the warning was about. It's farcical that, change what you will, or what you are told to, if the original has been quoted already it can be read by all. Hee-hee..... Keep writing Radman, poetry is a lot more than Rhythm, Meter, and Scansion..... Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Dang, and that word didn't even start with B. They must have something against D's now. Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 I know! I'm a truck driver, I need to do something on the lonely roads! you should admit that it was just a little too much information. i work at a truck stop near flint. who do you drive for? Quote Link to comment
Radman Forever Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 At least no one knows what I look like so they can't have a visual! I work out of Ithaca, Michigan. I just deliver septic products for my cousin. Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 At least no one knows what I look like so they can't have a visual! I work out of Ithaca, Michigan. I just deliver septic products for my cousin. i know what you look like. my brother was at the traverse city meet this winter, and i've seen a picture. Quote Link to comment
Radman Forever Posted March 22, 2004 Author Share Posted March 22, 2004 Sorry for the scary nightmares then! Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Sorry for the scary nightmares then! that's what the valium and the zoloft is for. Quote Link to comment
+Mastifflover Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 You know the more I read it the more it the more it grows on me. Quote Link to comment
bug and snake Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Isn't that warts? Oh, sorry, wrong thread again..... Quote Link to comment
+clearpath Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Radman, you have a way with words. Should have said you thought up the poem while you dropped the kids off at the pool. Quote Link to comment
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