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This conversation is "real" and took place on March 15, 2004 between an Onstar subscriber and an Onstar agent.

 

Onstar: This is Onstar. My name is Hank. How can I be of assistance?

 

Team Muggle: Hello are you there?

 

OS: Yes, this is Onstar, How can we help?

 

TM: Well, I've been searching for this cache. I've never logged a DNF, and I can't bring myself to give in and go home. Plus my battery is dead so my location is unknown.

 

<long pause>

 

OS: Um, ok, so I'm showing you... um, in the middle of a lake

 

TM: I can explain. I was out driving on the ice over a free flowing river, just following where the needle went. But I didn't want to venture into the open water; it looks cold. And wet.

 

OS: So where are you now?

 

TM: I don't know. Battery went dead.

 

OS: Are you off the ice?

 

TM: No, I'm floating on it.

 

OS: OK. So, what exactly were you doing on the ice in the middle of a thaw.

 

TM: I told you, I was looking for "Don't Break the Ice" cache. It looked like a straight shot from the road to a penninsula on the river, so I took the turn . Unfortunately, the ice broke on my way and now I'm drifting.

 

OS: A cache...

 

TM: You're kidding! You've never heard of Geocaching. Well, let me explain...

 

OS: Would you like me to alert EMS for you?

 

TM: Would it count as a DNF?

 

OS: How about a DOA?

 

TM: NO! Wait! I'm getting close to the "I Am A Rock Cache". It must be on that island right there.

 

OS: Sir, I thought your battery was dead...

 

TM: No, no. I must have turned it off trying to turn the backlight on.

 

OS, So... um... EMS...

 

TM: GREAT THINKING! Send EMS to find the other cache for me, so I won't have to log the DNF. Then pick me up at "I'm A Rock".

 

OS: Sir, I don't think...

 

TM: Gotta go, if I'm gonna make the island. Thank you!

 

*SPLASH*

 

OS: Sir? Um. Thank you for calling Onstar. I have sent the signal to lock your doors for you. Have a nice day.

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OS: Um, ok, so I'm showing you... um, in the middle of a lake

 

 

 

OS, So... um... EMS...

 

OS: Sir? Um. Thank you for calling Onstar. I have sent the signal to lock your doors for you. Have a nice day.

Nice try, but if this was real, the "um" word would've popped up much more often. :D

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OS: Um, ok, so I'm showing you... um, in the middle of a lake

 

 

 

OS, So... um... EMS...

 

OS: Sir? Um. Thank you for calling Onstar. I have sent the signal to lock your doors for you. Have a nice day.

Nice try, but if this was real, the "um" word would've popped up much more often. :D

geez um every um body um is um a um critic um.

 

Who do you thik this was, Ted Kennedy??? Oh wait, he's Uhhhh...

 

-Um... T

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