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Makes me wonder about all those adventurous moments where I thought I got away with it, I just might not have. hmmmmmmmmmm :):D

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Up here in Canada, it's too cold to do it anywhere else than in your warm bedroom so no, I never caught anyone "doing it"! Just kiddin'... We do have a day or two in July where it would be possible, but the odds are you're not gonna catch anyone! :D

 

But... Coming back from placing one of my first geocaches, I came across a stash of porn movies leaning against a tree. Tapes and DVDs. The tapes were pretty useless, full of dirt and stuff, but the DVD were still usable! (no I didn't watch them! :)) I guess someone was too embarrassed to return them to the video store! :D

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OMG! I've been keeping an eye on this post since it started and thinking, how could so many people not have any place better to do this than in the woods, generally in a public area...then, I go caching in AR, Burns Park to be exact, this week and stumble upon this:

 

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...now I know what all the fuss is. As soon as I saw them, I snapped. I screamed "THIS PARK IS USED BY EVERYBODY...GET OUT OF HERE!!!!" They didn't pay me any attention, so I just moved on and found the cache. Thankfully, I found a different way back to the car. B)

 

The NERVE of some people/species. Sheesh! I just wish I had some Al Green in the Ipod for him to set the mood!

 

 

Well, at least the female had some modesty and decided to hide.

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Up here in Canada, it's too cold to do it anywhere else than in your warm bedroom so no, I never caught anyone "doing it"! Just kiddin'... We do have a day or two in July where it would be possible, but the odds are you're not gonna catch anyone! :laughing:

 

And rarely fall on weekends, or consecutively! . . . ;^)

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When we got in our car to leave we saw a minivan with a mixed raced couple extremely embarrassed looking.

 

Just wondering, who ISN'T a mixed race?

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When we got in our car to leave we saw a minivan with a mixed raced couple extremely embarrassed looking.

 

Just wondering, who ISN'T a mixed race?

 

I think the poster meant one liked Auto-Cross, and the other liked NASCAR . . . ;^)

 

Norm

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Well, at least the female had some modesty and decided to hide.

 

She just didn't want anyone seeing how low she'd stooped!!!

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Not doing "the nasty" but still fits in. While on vacation I decided to walk down the beach to a micro cache, it was a lot further then I thought it was so it was getting dark by the time I got near it. While I was looking around a couple in their late teens came down the beach and apparently didn't see me because they immediately went into the water... their swimsuits came back without them! ;) I wish I had my night vision goggles! ;) I decided that I would come back for that cache later!

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Insert FTF jokes here... hope she doesn't have any Travelling Bugs.. etc.

 

:cool:

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OMG! I've been keeping an eye on this post since it started and thinking, how could so many people not have any place better to do this than in the woods, generally in a public area...then, I go caching in AR, Burns Park to be exact, this week and stumble upon this:

 

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...now I know what all the fuss is. As soon as I saw them, I snapped. I screamed "THIS PARK IS USED BY EVERYBODY...GET OUT OF HERE!!!!" They didn't pay me any attention, so I just moved on and found the cache. Thankfully, I found a different way back to the car. :cool:

 

The NERVE of some people/species. Sheesh! I just wish I had some Al Green in the Ipod for him to set the mood!

 

the picture is a lot funnier without your comments. then again, im replying to a post from a year and a half ago

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I'll admit to having a few "encounters" while caching, both while searching and placing. Something about being outside while no-one else is around makes it more interesting, exciting, and fun.

 

My husband, on the other hand, thinks I'm insane.

:laughing: Ok Now the next question or should I start another post. Who has done the nasty while caching, Well we know about one now dont we :lol::(

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I'll admit to having a few "encounters" while caching, both while searching and placing. Something about being outside while no-one else is around makes it more interesting, exciting, and fun.

 

My husband, on the other hand, thinks I'm insane.

:) Ok Now the next question or should I start another post. Who has done the nasty while caching, Well we know about one now dont we :ph34r::)

 

Thought about it.....

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On a recent afternoon of cache hunting I stumbled across some lovin' goin' on. On my third stop, which was a shoulder pull off on the side of the road, I noticed a car parked where I needed to go. Drove past, turned around and parked behind them. I didn't notice anyone in the car, at first, and thought maybe it belonged to a fellow geocacher. Then I noticed a head pop up. Then two. At that point I figured I'd come back later. But I noticed them quickly putting on clothes and then drove off. Turns out they were parked right next to the cache. Oh, and they weren't fellow cachers.

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One of our caches, Psycho Urban Cache #10 - Derelict Grunge Acropolis, is located in the dark dank and smelly underground tunnels of an abandoned military fort located in a very seedy and decaying riverfront urban park which, well, has all of the, ahem, features of any seedy decaying urban park. However, the cache listing page, unlike the cache listing pages for so many similar urban park caches (or rest stop caches), does not pull any punches by trying to sweep such activities under the carpet, and rather, it fully discloses, via a full descriptive bulleted listing, the various phenomena which cache seekers may encounter if they choose to tackle this cache. And, of course, some of those plentiful urban phenomena include straight sex cruisers, gay sex cruisers, straight hookers, gay hookers, teenage lovers in big trucks, people of questionable gender lurking in the bushes, drug dealiers, pimps, spiders, rats, feral cats and little old ladies. The online log entries for this cache are quite hilarious, as, among other things, a good number of seekers do encounter people doing various things together in the tunnels and in the bushes.

 

BTW, I receive plenty of compliments from other geocachers about the descriptive warnings on the cache listing page. Many tell me that they have encountered such scenes while hunting caches in some urban parks and some highway rest stop areas in the past, but that the cache listing pages for the caches in question had NEVER warned them in advance that they might encounter such activities, and thus their subsequent experience at the cache site was a bit of a shock. What they tell me that they appreciate so much about my PUC #10 cache listing is that it fully discloses these "urban hazards" up front, and thus they are given a chance to make an intelligent and informed decision about whether or not to seek the cache, and also are given the chance to proactively manage any eventual approaches by denizens of the park.

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I don't need to go out in the woods to see it. Three times I've come home to find cars a-rockin' in my driveway, a 900-foot road that winds through a forest. It's fun to watch them scamper when I pound on the roof and ask them to get gone so I can drive on to the house.

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I don't need to go out in the woods to see it. Three times I've come home to find cars a-rockin' in my driveway, a 900-foot road that winds through a forest. It's fun to watch them scamper when I pound on the roof and ask them to get gone so I can drive on to the house.

 

by the way, you have a very lovely home.

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There is an old abondoned railway stop in the middle of the forest, and there is a cachesomewhere there. So I once stopped by form my work trip and thought I'd search the can.

 

First thing I noticed was a BMW parked a few meters from the cache. I quickle checked that no one was around, thought they were picking berries or mushrooms somewhere. So I started searching. I poked the roots of the nearby tree with a stick to find the cache. When I turned around, I saw a young couple in the backseat of the BMW staring at me. (Should propably have peeked inside in the first place.)

 

I bowed deep in my black tie and glossy shoes and left the place. returned later for the cache...

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I am so glad to hear others have run into this! :o

 

I decided to take a break from the family renunion pic nic this weekend and find some caches in the area. One was a 4 part multi and I had hiked about 2 miles to get to the final. So I was bush wacking towards these Huge boulders and I see these 2 heads sticking out above the top of the boulders. I see that according to my GPSr that they are very near the cach location - So I yell "oh you must be doing the same thing I am doing" thinking they were fellow geo-cachers. Then I notice the pile of clothes on the ground to the left and a gal struggling to get her underwear on to the right, and thought OOPS MAYBE NOT. Being that I walked 2 miles to get this thing I was not going to walk away from the cache. So luckily the cache was on one side of an 8' boulder they were on the other. I yelled "I'll be out of here in a few minutes" quickly signed the log, didn't even look at what goodies were in the box, yelled "sorry I am out of here" and got the HECK out of there! I laughed so hard all the way back.

 

The family got a real kick out of it when I explained the "treasure" I had found. Thank goodness I didn't have my 3 year old with me, as she usually goes with me.

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I came across 2 used and dried out "love socks" on the ground in the parking lot of an urban park while caching today. Close enough, ey?

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Naked encounter

 

Ran into this yesterday. A hot summer weekend day, crowded park...."let's get naked!" What are people thinking? At least she was attractive! :lol: (don't tell Mrs. Geek I said that! :D )

We had passed them 10 minutes before and they were clothed, and a tour boat full of people had to have seen the same thing we saw!

Edited by Two Geeks and a GPS

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Just last week I was hiking a trail that ran along the river and heard a noise. I went to investigate and found a couple, 100% nude, in the shallow water doing everything sexual you can do.

 

No, I didn't clap like the good audience afterwards.

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I personally haven't, but was from a DNF of one of my earlier caches:

 

Tried to find this one. We had fun enough, but not as much fun as we saw a couple having on the field where they didn't think anyone was watching . hehe

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was placing a cache back when a i saw a couple of naked guys running out of the woods together. don't know if they were doing "the nasty" though as they were long gone before there was time to ask.

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My run in wasnt while finding a cache it was while scouting a placement sight!! I'm an avid hunter and love to glass! I was off for a day and decide to hike the 6 miles to a placement site I had been to on my atv a year previous. I wanted to hike it for the sake of those who would be hiking it! I filled my hydration pack put on my day pack and started hiking It was 8:30 Am there is a blm park/campground/rec area that I was using for the parking area! It is frequented by many of the college students and some local high school students at night !!! I had ploted a course of least resistance and headed out! about 2 miles out I stopped to get a drink and heard a noise and looked back and could see 2 people running and playing in the warm sand. I didnt think anything of it! I proceded to continue hiking 4 miles later and 1800 vertical feet up. When I got to the summit and found the benchmarks that had eluded me the previous time! I then got out my spotting scope (hunter love to look for game) and started glassing my back trail. low and behold on the north side of a dune i could se a small patch of red about 2.5 miles back!! HHHHMMMM i think, lets crank this thing up, let me tell you at 40X at 2.5 miles I could still make out the tattoo on her back with ease.... nice blonde...... I leave my scope and proceed to take some general readings for the multi I plan to place! after 40 min or so i go back to get my scope and get ready to leave. I look and all i can say is MARATHON MAN!!!!! Its gettin hot n i still got 6 miles of hiking so i pack my stuff and go!! about a mile back I stop on a small rise and glass to check on the unsuspecting. Shes still there but hhhhmmmm the guy looks diffrent??? I keep hiking I dont care if they see me!! I get with in about 400 yards and he gets up and leaves, she yells at me "you want a turn?" I mumbled something I dont rember what . She says to me" i know you have been watching me, do you like what you have seen?" lets just say i was speechless and just kept on hiking!! I got home and realized I had left my tablet with my notes when I picked up my scope!!........I wonder if she will be there again????

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http://www.geocaching.com/seek/log.aspx?LU...39-1b72e5818e79

 

Here is a log of a cache I found, where a couple of young lovers were engaged in some heavy petting, until I creeped them out and they left so I could log the find. This was the same park 1/2 way between my girlfriend’s college (now my wife) and where I was, and we used to meet there to talk.

Used to "talk" is that you were calling it? :laughing:

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This thread makes me feel lame. Whether it's for not finding or not doing, you can be the judge!

Don't worry - not doing is still better than never done! ;)

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:D Ok Now the next question or should I start another post. Who has done the nasty while caching, Well we know about one now dont we :D:D

 

I'm not modest.

 

The wife and I got found out a few years ago. We were at a state park, and it was about 3am. Lets just say that the transaction had been completed, and then I heard three sepperate sets of people run away from us in the bushes.

 

Little note for those wondering why people do it in nature- some like the idea of comuning with nature. And others like being watched. :D Just saying.

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BUMPIN' THE NASTY

 

 

Someone had to bump the Nasty, eh? Actually sort of (and not "backwoods"), a few days before Christmas, I startled a couple of youngsters in a State Park parking lot while geocaching. I think they were just "necking" though. But my walking by put a stop to that even. :) I did come across backwoods lovin' when I was a teenager many years ago, and they never even noticed me walking by.

Edited by TheWhiteUrkel

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While out caching, we have come across the remnants of "loving in the woods". Almost stuck my hand in a used rubber :D:shocked::yikes: Yuck! Talk about disgusting.

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Can't say I've run into serious lovemaking per se, but while doing a cache in a park next to a lake, I was led to a corner of the park, wide open in the daylight, people using the park, I was searching around a storage shed when I rounded the corner and right next to the shed was a pavilion with picnic tables underneath and a college aged couple (mixed race) pretty into kissing.

 

The guy was a bit angry. "What are you doing?" I explained myself. I just sorta ignored them there. It's a family park, and my park too. I think I saw the guy in town a few weeks later.

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I've never caught anyone in the middle of it but I stumbled upon a beach that I later found out was called "bareass beach" while caching. Lets just say that it must have been ladies night. The one time I don't have a camera with me.

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Haven't seen anyone actually doing the nasty, but more so making out. We were at a county park and had not been there before. As we were getting out and setting up the stroller, this couple walked past us and asked if we had been there before. We told them no and they went on their way through the park. When we finished with the stroller and got the GPS pointing in the right direction, we headed off. As we get around this large barn, we see them making out and immediately we turned back. We went to get another cache in the same park instead. As we were finishing up with the second cache, and getting into our car, the same couple "came up for air" and headed into their separate cars. They left and we followed. We figured it was probably an affair, because each car took off in different directions, and it was lunch time.

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This is going to sounds weird but I've come across this type of behavior twice.

 

Once in Chicago. My log here - http://www.geocaching.com/seek/log.aspx?LU...8a-2bba321c84d0

 

and once in a ritzy neighborhood, Tinley Park. This one was so far my most memorable cache ever. You have to read the logs for both BigD51 and mine. We basically walked into a full blown porno shoot in the woods with some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Bom Chicka Wow Wow! Log here - http://www.geocaching.com/seek/log.aspx?LU...68-a5799361808e

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