+sturgeongeneral Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Ok, it was suggested to get a new signature line since the divorce. I did not even think of that. So, any suggestions? Please keep it clean and family oriented. Thanks to all. Rick Quote Link to comment
+SBPhishy Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) Not to be mean, but I guess she wasn't kidding!!! Maybe you could make it: My wife said if I went caching one more time she was gonna leave me......and then she did... Edited February 18, 2004 by SBPhishy Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) To my ex wife..Thanks for the memories AND the nightmares!!! or Free at last, free at last. Thank god I'm free at last!!! or SWM in search of SF who is good shape, loves the outdoors, and geocaches. Please send picture of your GPS. Edited February 18, 2004 by The Weasel Quote Link to comment
+CYBret Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Make a clean break..don't go back there at all. Start off with "The Sturgeongeneral has warned that geocaching......" go from there....get several...change them often. Any NON-divorce related suggestions? Bret Quote Link to comment
Team Coolatta Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 I have avatars and signatures disabled. It makes the forums look so much neater and uniform. Quote Link to comment
+calvinrtvp Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 How 'bout..."Last wife left me...looking for a new one. Can anyone tell me where to find the waypoints?" Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) Make a clean break..don't go back there at all. Start off with "The Sturgeongeneral has warned that geocaching......" go from there....get several...change them often. Any NON-divorce related suggestions? Bret Hmmm, non divorce signatures... 1) If you havn't fished for sturgeon, you havn't fished! 2) Fishing and Geocaching, what more could a guy need? 3) And on the 8th day, Jeremy created Geocaching.com and for my big finish, #4 4) "HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR MOD TODAY?" Edited February 18, 2004 by The Weasel Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "The Sturgeongeneral has warned that geocaching......" ...may be hazardous to your marriage! Quote Link to comment
+SamLowrey Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) Make a clean break..don't go back there at all. Start off with "The Sturgeongeneral has warned that geocaching......" go from there....get several...change them often. Any NON-divorce related suggestions? Bret Oh come on, one more! Make real gold geocoins and print on there that you would rather distribute your wealth than let your wife's lawyers get it. Edited February 18, 2004 by SamLowrey Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) The Sturgeongeneral has warned that your line here can be hazardous to your health Faking finds Hunting Yellow Jeeps Posting offtopic Using a Magellan Using a Garmin Edited February 18, 2004 by The Cheeseheads Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 The Sturgeongeneral has warned that your line here can be hazardous to your health Faking finds Hunting Yellow Jeeps Posting offtopic Using a Magellan Using a Garmin The Sturgeongeneral has warned that....... 1) Skinny dipping in piranah infested waters may be hazerdous to your health. 2) Taking a knife to a gunfight may be hazerdous to you health. 3) Going "off topic" may be hazerdous to your health. Quote Link to comment
+Geo Ho Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Start out with a fresh outlook . . . try this one on for size . . . "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~Albert Einstein~ Quote Link to comment
+sturgeongeneral Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 You guys are GREAT!!! I have not laughed like this in a long time. Geocaching, not only is it a way to find new places and natural beauty, but it is a great part of a first date. As always, thanks to all for the input and banter. Keep them coming!!!! Quote Link to comment
+GrizzlyJohn Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 How about: My wife says if I go caching one more time she's gonna leave me.......Boy, I wish I heard of caching sooner!!! Took nothing, left wife, burned coordinates, requested cache be archived. My wife says if I go caching one more time she's gonna leave me....... Well at least she did not lie about that!!! Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 On another board, after my divorce, I had this sigline: I still miss my ex-wife....but my aim is getting better! Quote Link to comment
+boulist44 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Can't think of any better signature lines so I suggest you take up geocaching as a hobby, It will take your mind off things and you would prabably meet a better class of people? Otherwise I suggest:- Lost wife, found a life. e-mail for co-ords Quote Link to comment
ju66l3r Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 "I miss her sometimes..." I ran into my ex-wife the other day... Then I backed up and ran into her again... I miss her sometimes. No, I didn't make it up. Quote Link to comment
+joefrog Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 She asked me, "Did you miss me?" "Yep... with every bullet so far!" Quote Link to comment
+carleenp Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Ouch! Some of those are harsh! Extremely funny, but harsh. I say use something that doesn't mention the divorce. The divorce ones just sound bitter. I like the sturgeongeneral warning ones. Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 The Sturgeongeneral has warned that.... 1) Giving the "Universal" caching sign to a state trooper may be hazardous to your health!! 2) Pulling the "Do not remove under the penalty of law" tag off a matress may be hazardous to your health!! 3) Pouring honey all over yourself and mooning a bear may be hazardous to your health!! 4) Trying to get a good satelite reading in the middle of the interstate at rush hour may be hazardous to your health!! 5) Going to the new dance club and trying to bring back the "hand jive" may be hazardous to your health!! 6) Going caching and letting Ronnie Milsap, Ray Charles, or Stevie Wonder take the wheel of the car may be hazardous to your health!! 7) Wearing a dead deer carcus in the middle of the woods opening day of deer season may be hazardous to your health!! 8) Opening a ammo can that you think is a cache in Irag may be hazardous to your health!! 9) Going into Boston MA and saying "How bout them Yankees" may be hazardous to your health!! 10) Taking the GPS trade out of cache and leaving a used golfball, parking ticket, and a broken Mctoy may be hazardous to your health!! Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 The sturgeon general has determined that laboratory rats can cause cancer. Quote Link to comment
+Confucius' Cat Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 How about "Thank God and Greyhound, she's gone!" Quote Link to comment
+SBPhishy Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Took nothing, left wife, burned coordinates, requested cache be archived. I like that one Quote Link to comment
+CYBret Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Ok....I'll throw one in.... The Sturgeongeneral has warned that poking urban micros can be hazardous to your stealth. Bret Quote Link to comment
+wildearth2001 Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 (edited) You could always do something like "the sturgongeneral has warned that the main thing to shaving is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub"! PS: See the first qoute in my sig to clearify Edited February 19, 2004 by wildearth2001 Quote Link to comment
+wildearth2001 Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 The Sturgeongeneral has warned that.... 1) Giving the "Universal" caching sign to a state trooper may be hazardous to your health!! Nice one! Quote Link to comment
+Karma Hunter Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Since you're "between sigs" how about: This is a test of Sturgeongeneral's signature line. This is only a test. or This signature line is currently under construction. Quote Link to comment
+Imajika Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Here are some various non-divorce quotes: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Carl Zwanzig "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - W.C. Fields "Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." - Dale Carnegie "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Noel Coward "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers " The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." - George Carlin "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde Quote Link to comment
Cholo Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 "I smell better than my avatar might suggest, honest!" Quote Link to comment
ju66l3r Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 The sturgeon general has determined that laboratory rats can cause cancer. Oh NO, I'm doomed!!! No, wait, those are laboratory mice.... whew. Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 (edited) How about..... "Life over 40 is like shooting pool with a rope" Or "The older the bull the stiffer the horn" Edited February 19, 2004 by The Weasel Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 How about..... "Life over 40 is like shooting pool with a rope" Or "The older the bull the stiffer the horn" Quote Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.