Geo Parody

January 30, 2004

If anyone has written any song parody about geocaching post them here

here are couple that i have written

White Cache (parody of White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane)

Blinded by the Cache (parody of Blinded by the light by Manfread Mann's Earth Band)

1.8k · January 30, 2004

It's nine o'clock in the forums

Regular crowd logs in

There's an old man posting after me

Complaining again and again.

He says, "Why can't I make a locationless?

The admins just won't let it go

But it's cool and it's sweet and I know it's unique

I think the approvers just blow"

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

Chorus:

Sing us a song, you're the admin man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a virtual

And you've got us feelin' alright

2.3k · January 30, 2004

It's nine o'clock in the forums
Regular crowd logs in

There's an old man posting after me

Complaining again and again.

He says, "Why can't I make a locationless?

The admins just won't let it go

But it's cool and it's sweet and I know it's unique

I think the approvers just blow"

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

Chorus:

Sing us a song, you're the admin man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a virtual

And you've got us feelin' alright

This gets my Vote, WELL DONE!

24.7k · January 30, 2004

Sausalito Summernight by Diesel doesn't need changed to be a great cache trip song.

38.2k · January 30, 2004

Now I wanna a cache or two Now I wanna have somethin' to do

All the kids wanna cache or two All the kids want somethin' to do

1-2-3-4

Now I wanna cache or two Now I wanna have somethin' to do

All the kids wanna cache or two All the kids want somethin' to do

Now I wanna cache or two Now I wanna have somethin' to do

All the kids wanna cache or two All the kids want somethin' to do

Now I wanna cache or two Now I wanna have somethin' to do

All the kids wanna cache or two All the kids want somethin' to do

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8

adapted from The Ramones "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue"

Edited January 30, 2004 by briansnat

38.2k · January 30, 2004

I'm on a cache hunt for an ammo box

I feel the way you were going

I picked you up on my GPS screen

I feel your undercurrent flowing

Permission going down down

dragging me down

Permission I can't tell ya what I've found

You've found the cache pretty deep baby

I can't find without sattelites above.

I gotta solve your mystery.

With the GPS in the heavens above.

Permission going down down

dragging me down

Permission I can't tell ya what I've found

For there's a mystery.

Under the sea... Under a water come

(share it)

Permission going down down

dragging me down

Permission I can't tell ya what I've found

Cos it's a secret

Under the water... Under a tree

Permission, permission

why do you need

Its been found, found, under a tree.

Its been found, found under the sea.

Adapted from the Sex Pistol's "Submission"

Edited January 30, 2004 by briansnat

January 30, 2004

I would think "Hungry Like the Wolf" would express the right spirit, but I am too tired to flesh it out.

January 30, 2004

On a dark desert highway

coords loaded there

warm smell of the desert

rising up through the air

up ahead in the distance

I saw a shimmering light

Hand grew heavy and my sight grew dim

Is the coord entered right ?

There I stood in the bushes

I heard the mission bell

and I was thinking to myself

This ain't heaven it's Geo-cache hell

Then my batteries gave out

as I howled in defeat

This was listed as a 1 1

That #$%%$# creep !

Welcome to the cache-less geo muggle !

Such an empty place

Such a sad disgrace

They're living it up at the cache-less geo muggle !

Any time of year

You can't find it here...

My mind is tiffany twisted

decrypt the message real fast

but all it says is I don't need a clue

this is a cache and dash

So I howl like a hound dog

and give up for the day

I log it on GC.com as a

DNF TODAY

(Crack ba-dadum bum bum)

last thing I remember as I close

my lousy car door

someone mentioned poison oak

and I just walked through it to my door

Welcome to the cache-less geo muggle !

Such an empty place

Such a sad disgrace

They're living it up at the cache-less geo muggle !

Any time of year

You can't find it here...

Edited January 30, 2004 by crzycrzy

1.8k · January 30, 2004

Continuing...

Now COAdmin is a friend of mine

He gets ammo cans for free

And he's quick with a boast or he'll Markwell a post

But there's something that he'd rather see

He says, "Cheese, all these newbies are killing me."

As he locked up an off-topic thread

"Well I'm sure that if things don't get better here

I'm wishing I rather was dead"

Oh, la la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

38.2k · January 30, 2004

An unseen box behind a tree

An unrulable expanse of geography

Poor signal strength has me has me hosed

Where it is the cache owner knows

Interrupting my train of thought

Lines of longitude and latitude

Define and refine my altitude

The areas where the water flowed

So petrified, the landscape grows

Straining eyes try to understand

Where it is, a GPS in hand

The hilly and rocky land

Is where the owner decides

Where he's gonna place his hides

Interrupting my train of thought

Lines of longitude and latitude

Define and refine my altitude

The cache is found coordinates are on

Logbook intact, to sign is my fate

Trinkets are traded, duck, hat, rubberband

Landscape, canal, cannard, water coloured

An ammo box contains many things

Logbook pencil and a TB with wingss

Witness the sinking of the sun

Time to log a find, my mission is done

Interrupting my train of thought

Lines of longitude and latitude

Define and refine my altitude

Adapted from Map Reference, by Wire

Edited January 30, 2004 by briansnat

24.7k · January 30, 2004

We can cache if we want to, we can leave your friends behind

‘Cos your friends don't cache, and if they don't cache Well they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to, places they can never find

And we can act like we can hike out of this world

Leave the asphalt far behind

We can go if we want to, night is young and so was I

And we can look really discrete, find the cache at our feet

And surprise them with a victory cry

I said, we can find it if we want to, if we don't nobody will

And you can log real rude and totally removed

I can log like an imbecile.

Vict’ry dance, vict’ry dance, everything is out of control

Vict’ry dance, vict’ry dance, doing it from hole to hole

Vict’ry dance, vict’ry dance, everybody’s trading some swag

Vict’ry dance, vict’ry dance, everybody’s trashing out in bags

The vict’ry dance

Woh, vict’ry dance, yeah, the vict’ry dance

We can cache if we want to, we got all your life to find

As long as we lock on it, never gonna lose it

Our GPS will track the satellite

We can cache if we want to, we can leave your friends behind

'Cos your friends don't cache, and if they don't cache

Well they're no friends of mine

Vict’ry dance, vict’ry dance, everything is under control

Vict’ry dance, vict’ry dance, doing it from hole to hole

Vict’ry dance, vict’ry dance, everybody’s trading some swag

Vict’ry dance, vict’ry dance, everybody's trashing out in bags

Vict’ry dance

Oh, Vict’ry dance, yeah, Vict’ry dance

Vict’ry dance, Vict’ry dance

Oh, Vict’ry dance, Vict’ry dance

1.8k · January 30, 2004

Oh, Vict’ry dance, Vict’ry dance

V v v v I i i i R r r r T t t t U u u u A a a a L l l l Virtual l l l Cache cache cache cache...

1.2k · January 30, 2004

Briansnat is letting his mohawk show.

January 30, 2004

Orig. Pink Floyd: Another Brick In The Wall

We don´t need no micro caches

We don´t need no Tupperware

No multicaches in the dark parks

Admins give us some slack

HEY admins

give the cachers some slack

All in all it´s just a ´nother

Tupperware box

January 31, 2004

Can I hide a Cache here (parody of Can I Play with Madness by Iron Madien)

Give me the say to hide it

To hide it in this park

Give me a say to hide it

I'l hide it in a tree

Give me the say to place this cacher here

Placed in a safe place

Don't need to dig to find the cache

Gonna cover it with leaves

And place it in a safe place

Can I hide a cache here - the cacher stared at his gpsl

Can I hide a cache here - I will hide it by the walll

Can I hide a cache here - the ranger said how about in a tree

Can I hide a cache here - I said thats fine that's fine with me

I asked reel nice to the ranger

I said I will hide it near the trail

I say it wont cause any mischief

or damage any nest

Oh and I'll hide it in an ammo can

That is of smallish size

He said do you want to hide the cache here

I'll let you hide it

Just not by the lake or river

Can I hide a cache here - the cacher stared at his gps

Can I hide a cache here -I will hide it by the walll

Can I hide a cache here - the ranger said how about in a tree

Can I hide a cache here - I said thats fine that's fine with me

Can I hide a cache here - the cacher stared at his gps

Can I hide a cache here -I will hide it by the walll

Can I hide a cache here - the ranger said how about in a tree

Can I hide a cache here - I said thats fine that's fine with me

January 31, 2004

Cache-terday

All those virtuals seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh I believe in Cache-terday

Suddenly

I can't find the cache I used to see

There's some swag there where it used to be

It's muggled now I guess I see

Who would muggle it I don't know they didn't say

Did I enter coords wrong now I long for Cache-terday

Cache-terday

All those virtuals seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh I believe in Cache-terday

Mmmmm-Mmmmmm-Mmmmm-Mmm-Mmmm-Mmmmm-Mmmmm

:rolleyes:

January 31, 2004

As requested here's the parody of Hhungry like the Wolf by Duran Duran

Hunting for the Cache

Ha ha!

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

And I'm hunting for the cache

Dark in the forest, night cache desire

Beam form the flashligh, reflected like fire

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Night Cache involving unique design

The cache is hidden somwhere behind

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

In touch with the ground

I'm on the hunt I'm after it

it's on the ground It's lost in the woods

And I'm hunting for the cache

Logbook to sign and item to trade

I'm on the hunt I'm after it

Cache is alive with goodies inside

And I'm hunting for the cache

Deep in the forest thats where it's hid

After i fide it i'll open the lid

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Hiden under a fallen log on the right

Or mabey that oak tree it's hiden behind

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

In touch with the ground

I'm on the hunt I'm after it

it's on the ground It's lost in the woods

And I'm hunting for the cache

Logbook to sign and item to trade

I'm on the hunt I'm after it

Cache is alive with goodies inside

And I'm hunting for the cache

Hunting for the cache

looking around it's on the ground

I'm on the hunt I'm after it

It's on the ground, It's hid then it's found

And I'm hunting for the cache

Logbook to sign and item to trade

I'm on the hunt I'm after it

Cache is alive with goodies inside

And I'm hunting for the cache

looking around it's on the ground

I'm on the hunt I'm after it

It's on the ground, It's hid then it's found

And I'm hunting for the cache

Logbook to sign and item to trade

I'm on the hunt I'm after it

Cache is alive with goodies inside

And I'm hunting for the cache

Logbook to sign and item to trade

I'm on the hunt I'm after it

Cache is alive with goodies inside

And I'm hunting for the cache

1.6k · January 31, 2004

Hold me now,

I'm six feet from the cache,

And I'm thinking,

Maybe my GPSr is wrong...

GPSr is wrong...

2.7k · January 31, 2004

Swiped from Stone Temple Pilot's "Big Empty"...

Drivin faster in my car

That First-To-Find is not too far

Post a log and cry some more

These Did-Not-Finds sure kill

Drivin faster in my car

Time to take her home

Her muggle head is boredom laden

Time to take a ride

It's hid today, said Notification

Time to take her home

Her muggly head is lounge-chair laden

Time to wait too long

To wait too long

These muggle-friends do kill

To much walkin, shoes worn thin

To much trippin and my shins worn thin

Time to read the hint

"In leaves" aint a clue, what does that **** clue mean?

Too much walkin, shoes worn thin

24.7k · January 31, 2004

Hold your ears and avert your eyes.

Stolen from Albert Morris and sung off key after much beer. Beer and Tequila. Beer and Tequila and the worm. Yes, definitely after the worm.

Frogies, nothing more than frogies,

Trying to forget the frogies I love

Teardrops rolling down on my face,

Trying to forget the frogies I love.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.

I wish I've never met you, frog;

You'll Never Come Again.

Frogies, wo-o-o frogies,...

About there is where the pistols come out.

July 28, 2010

I had it written all out at one time but part of it goes something like this:

Leaning on the Lamppost - Herman's Hermits

I'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street

Waiting for a couple of muggles to walk by

Oh me, oh my

I hope that slow lady walks by

I don't know if I'll be First to Find

I can't always be First to Find

But anyway I know that I'll try

I'm leaning on the lamppost on the corner of the street

Waiting for a couple of muggles to walk by

I need to finish it up so I can slap my cache up on that lamppost! It's gonna be a cache....someday.

July 28, 2010

WOW! A timewarp! In thread contents and threads!

3.4k · July 28, 2010

Oh, we're the caches locationless

I hope you like our logs

We know you're looking for us

But now we have to go!

Based upon an old Bugs Bunny bit.

July 28, 2010

to the tune of Yesterday by the Beatles

Virtually

Many great finds have been virtually

But we’re told that this just cannot be

Oh, we still need

New Virts today

Logically

There are places caches cannot be

Many places we would like to see

Oh let us place

Them virtually

Why Virts

Had to go, I don’t know

Signal wouldn’t say,

We were

Told it’s wrong now we long

For Virts today

Virtually

It was such a pleasing game to play,

Now I need a box to hide away

Oh we still need

New Virts today

A-L-

R-‘s were banned, out of hand

They couldn’t stay.

I had

Caches planned so I long

For Virts today

Virtually

It was such a pleasing game to play,

Now I need a box to hide away

Oh we still need

New Virts today

3.4k · July 28, 2010

Dee enn eff

To the tune of Be Our Guest

Approaching ground zero, I pause in my stride

Geocaching treasure will soon be within my sight.

Another find before some snacks, looking 'round,

Consult logs past and hints decrypted - but

Nothing's here!

Dee enn eff! Dee enn eff!

You put my search skills to the test

I look low and then high up in the tree

Where I even check a nest -

A fishing lure!

I ask without reserve

Such torment I deserve?!?

Is it time enough?

I must seem suspicious

To a squirrel eating discarded old knishes

On a thorn, there is a chance

I have torn a hole into my pants

And to nearby muggles I must look distressed!

Seeing no cache at this venue

I should know enough when to

Dee enn eff!

Geo Parody

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